Misc Failed Trolling Attempts

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The question is, though....is there anything left to troll Chris with? Whatever successful trolling schemes were hatched in the past pretty much covered all bases.
Everything nowadays kickstarted by weens are just shitty rehashes of past plans.

I still believe that Chris is his own worst troll, everything he does just tops what he did before. I dare say it's the only thing he's actually creative in.


Thetan said:
This was one of the more troubling emails. Chris forwarded an email from a troll claiming to be Surfshack Tito (original eh?) who passed along the FB page info for Megan, her boyfriend, and her brother. The information has been redacted because the pages turned out to be legitimate.

Apparently, Chris couldn't access Megan's page because she'd anticipated him attempting to stalk her and blocked him preemptively. (I don't know how the troll knew this.)

I'm also not sure if this is the same person responsible for the other Megan-themed trolling attempts. This seems like it could be a possibility given the time period involved.

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It should go without saying that this is a dickish thing to do. Megan just wants to move on with her life, leave her alone.
 
jemas42 said:
That is...super disturbing, for a variety of reasons. Did we ever figure out where he got the Megan Queen of the Trolls idea? Like, did Barb put it in his head, or did he just decide it one day?
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One day Chris just decided Megan did not have the right to reject his advances, and Barb apparently agreed with him.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
One day Chris just decided Megan did not have the right to reject his advances, and Barb apparently agreed with him.
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Let's not forget that the "she came for cwc" picture by his own addmision was the only thing that stopped him from forcing himself on her.

What other people from his past have the weens or inner circle attempted to troll Chris with? I'm already aware of the gal pals.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Let's not forget that the "she came for cwc" picture by his own addmision was the only thing that stopped him from forcing himself on her.

What other people from his past have the weens or inner circle attempted to troll Chris with? I'm already aware of the gal pals.
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Apparently, someone was impersonating Mimms (or was it Lucas?) but we've had no leaks concerning that particular topic (and I kinda doubt there's much to it anyway).
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Let's not forget that the "she came for cwc" picture by his own addmision was the only thing that stopped him from forcing himself on her.
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I tend to think that statement should not be interpreted literally. If it were, it would be one of the most distrurbing things he has ever said. But I think he was floundering for excuses and explanations for making the picture after the fact, and hit upon that one. If he had never been baited into making that drawing by ED, I doubt he would have been any more or less creepy with her in real life.
 
timtommy said:
I tend to think that statement should not be interpreted literally. If it were, it would be one of the most distrurbing things he has ever said. But I think he was floundering for excuses and explanations for making the picture after the fact, and hit upon that one. If he had never been baited into making that drawing by ED, I doubt he would have been any more or less creepy with her in real life.
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This, Chris is dumb and didn't know what he was saying.
 
timtommy said:
I tend to think that statement should not be interpreted literally. If it were, it would be one of the most distrurbing things he has ever said. But I think he was floundering for excuses and explanations for making the picture after the fact, and hit upon that one. If he had never been baited into making that drawing by ED, I doubt he would have been any more or less creepy with her in real life.
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I've always gotten that impression, too. What's really unbelievably stupid is that he expected Megan to buy that excuse. "Oh, you were just exorcising your desire to rape me. I completely understand!"

I'm surprised he didn't try to say he was coerced. "Walter Grisby" held a gun (or a razor-lined frisbee) to his head, forced him to draw and upload it...
 
timtommy said:
I tend to think that statement should not be interpreted literally. If it were, it would be one of the most distrurbing things he has ever said. But I think he was floundering for excuses and explanations for making the picture after the fact, and hit upon that one. If he had never been baited into making that drawing by ED, I doubt he would have been any more or less creepy with her in real life.
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I absolutely agree that Chris didn't grasp the full implications of what he was saying. That said I don't think it's fair to say ED baited him into drawing the picture, that was all Chris.
 
The Other Chandler said:
That said I don't think it's fair to say ED baited him into drawing the picture, that was all Chris.
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Baited has a weird meaning when it comes to Chris and the internet, like a lot of things really when you start talking about Chris and his interactions with the trolls.
That's something that's always baffled me, how even now Chris still doesn't get why the trolling started. It's been 8 years, he's talked to trolls more times than I can count and he still doesn't get why he ended up such a target
 
I recall the time where "The Crimson Impulse" (one of those clowns from the "Troll Busters" era, but unlike most other jokers who were just trying to troll Chris, this guy actually was taking it super seriously) tried to offer his protection to Chris, and the whole thing backfired on him, making him the only person on Earth so stupid that even Christian Weston Chandler trolled him.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/The_Unknown_Autobot

(beware of the NSFW image found in ED article. You've been warned)
 
Chipmunk With A Banana said:
I recall the time where "The Crimson Impulse" (one of those clowns from the "Troll Busters" era, but unlike most other jokers who were just trying to troll Chris, this guy actually was taking it super seriously) tried to offer his protection to Chris, and the whole thing backfired on him, making him the only person on Earth so stupid that even Christian Weston Chandler trolled him.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/The_Unknown_Autobot

(beware of the NSFW image found in ED article. You've been warned)
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He's no Troll Hunter, that's for sure.
 
timtommy said:
I tend to think that statement should not be interpreted literally. If it were, it would be one of the most distrurbing things he has ever said. But I think he was floundering for excuses and explanations for making the picture after the fact, and hit upon that one. If he had never been baited into making that drawing by ED, I doubt he would have been any more or less creepy with her in real life.
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I'd always been inclined to view it as an exaggeration intended to provoke pity. i.e., "I've been driven to such desperate straits by your rejection that I have to do these things in order to avoid losing control entirely!"
 
timtommy said:
I tend to think that statement should not be interpreted literally. If it were, it would be one of the most distrurbing things he has ever said. But I think he was floundering for excuses and explanations for making the picture after the fact, and hit upon that one. If he had never been baited into making that drawing by ED, I doubt he would have been any more or less creepy with her in real life.
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Did he draw it for ED? I always thought he drew it before and just uploaded it to ED. He uploaded it less than 24 hours after he started editing ED, so I don't know if he could have drawn all those Rule 34 pictures in that amount of time, given his drawing speed.
 
jemas42 said:
Did he draw it for ED? I always thought he drew it before and just uploaded it to ED. He uploaded it less than 24 hours after he started editing ED, so I don't know if he could have drawn all those Rule 34 pictures in that amount of time, given his drawing speed.
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We're unsure, but I think it's irrelevant. He wasn't baited into doing it.
 
Marvin said:
We're unsure, but I think it's irrelevant. He wasn't baited into doing it.
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Well not that my opinion is worth a chipmunk's bounty of bananas, but I don't think he drew it to post it on ED. I think, based on the timeline, that he had several of these things drawn for his own...ahem...personal use and he decided to upload them to ED. To add positivity.
 
Coldgrip said:
You really think Chris and Barb know how to cook (or make any dishes with) potatoes?
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i was under the impression that barb use to cook for chris and (when he was alive) bob but something about then rejecting something she made caused her to stop cooking for them (or anyone else for that matter)
 
geekboy400 said:
i was under the impression that barb use to cook for chris and (when he was alive) bob but something about then rejecting something she made caused her to stop cooking for them (or anyone else for that matter)
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They (Bob and Chris) had gone out to eat and when they got back Barb had made some spaghetti. Because they were full and they didn't want to eat it at that moment, Barb threw a shit-fit and swore to never cook for them again.

As for Bob cooking, yeah IIRC he did cook for himself and Chris, but considering he's dead, Barb still won't cook, and Chris not knowing how to prepare anything beyond removing the cardboard cover and popping it into a microwave, a bunch of potatoes wound up going to waste.
 
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