Lolcow Mohammad Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics.

[Le Bateleur]

 

[Clown Doll]

Did you just power level over nothing

It isn't really 'powerleveling', since saying you have a cousin and a pool is hardly revealing intimate details of one's life.

... The sad thing is that this could've been a legitimately tender lolcow. Psuedointellectuals with an ego the size of Florida are hilarious when someone with even a cursory knowledge of the subject debunk them.

The Brad Watson thread is good example on how this thread would've likely went if Mohammad came here, both the best and the worst of it.

 

[WireSponge]

Was High-Tech Redneck banned for shitposting? His comments weren't exactly star-quality, but I think that's a bit much. Unless he's a repeat offender, of course. Everyone has to draw the line somewhere.

 

[BestCommenter]

Was High-Tech Redneck banned for shitposting? His comments weren't exactly star-quality, but I think that's a bit much. Unless he's a repeat offender, of course. Everyone has to draw the line somewhere.

Maybe? I don't know him. I apologized because I did get carried away, but Redneck kept on being a moron and I was associated with him for some reason, so I got in trouble. I don't know what happened to him, though.

 

[Clown Doll]

Was High-Tech Redneck banned for shitposting? His comments weren't exactly star-quality, but I think that's a bit much. Unless he's a repeat offender, of course. Everyone has to draw the line somewhere.

He was likely banned under the warning point system, which auto-bans at 10 warning points until the warning points expire, if you get 12, you're perma'd.

There's no way to tell whether they were perma-banned or temporarily banned though, right? I didn't even know that system existed. Is the user alerted if they get a warning point?

No way to tell without a mod weighing in, but it's unlikely he was perma'd right off the bat.

 

[WireSponge]

He was likely banned under the warning point system, which auto-bans at 10 warning points until the warning points expire, if you get 12, you're perma'd.

There's no way to tell whether they were perma-banned or temporarily banned though, right? I didn't even know that system existed. Is the user alerted if they get a warning point?

 

[BestCommenter]

There's no way to tell whether they were perma-banned or temporarily banned though, right? I didn't even know that system existed. Is the user alerted if they get a warning point?

I think so.

 

[Yaks]

Mister Khad appears to be a gamer.
I wonder if he enjoyed the Transformers game.

 

[The Oddball from MLW]

This guy reminds me of Kent Hovind, only more irrational.

 

[Zvantastika]

Ah yes, pseudo scientists, those guys are almost everywhere and research centers always have to deal with them.
I've met my fair share of these guys and can tell you that there are 2 reasons as to why they do this kind of stunts:
1.- Look at me! I are the mostest smartest and y'all are stupid in comparison! (ego, attention seekers).
2.- I hold the truth about everything, you can check for yourself on my books, which I happen to sell on the trunk of my car. (push their own agendas and sell their shitty books).

This guy in particular is way more fun because of his ramblings and trying so hard just to accomplish nothing.

What I wonder is the kindof people he associates with. That's another thing I've learned from pseudo scientists, they never sail alone and always have partners or followers of their antics. I think we can dig deeper on his surroundings and find things even more crazy.

 

[Dr.Research]

Since it says he's a professor (or at least addressed as one) I put his name into RateMyProfessor to see if anything came up. Nothing for his full name, but Mohammad Khan yielded a few results, one of which is a physics professor with no reviews.

But hey, since he's clearly hooked on being unequivocally wrong in a science, surely he can get a cushy job writing textbooks for the Texas public school system.

 

[RequiredName]

What is with the goddamn @Cowlick ampersands?

 

[LordCustos3]

He's legit. He's got multiple degrees, I think a few were honorary though. But he's well-respected in the scientific community.

I suspect his "degrees" in Qu'ranic Truthology from DoubleWide Trailer Online University aren't worth the toilet paper they were illiterately printed on.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

And the rebuttle:

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fuser434654838%2Fhawking

 

[CWCissey]

EDITED because this was funnier.

 

[LordCustos3]

Yup, probably. But not before he calls us all "retards", since we didn't write an entire essay proving him wrong. Thus, we have no rebuttal.

What'll be funniest is that he'll intend to insult us by calling us wetodds, but the wordfilter will change it, and he'll keep yelling that, as individuals, we are all wonderfully exceptional.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

This thread almost turned into an Ouroboros of autism.

 

[Null]

Muslims.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Muslims.

There is only one solution.

 

[Jashinist]

I suspect his "degrees" in Qu'eanic Truthology from DoubleWide Trailer Online University aren't w0rth the toilet paper they were illiterately printed on.

Oop, my post about the "he's legit, he has multiple degrees" etc was about Bill Nye, not Mohammad. Sorry for not clarifying.

I found some more material from a group he was banned from. He's so quotable! The highlighted bit over the "Shafiq Khan" in his name is because that's what I searched for.

(He repeated this at two different times)

Another one of his favourites - "reread it if you disagree".

If you're reading this can you give my post a "like" so I know this thread isn't dead and it's worth still finding stuff if I can? Thanks xx