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How Autistic is Introman for posting this?


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He still doesn't realize how stupid "gal-pal" sounds when talking with normal people? I like how he's going for a passive-aggressive thing but a normal person has no idea what the fuck he's talking about with "Everything Basic and the Bonus Round"
 
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I'm sure I've seen that frown before...

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Interesting that Chris would include Legos as a part of 'everything basic'. They are, I suppose, the building blocks to his life.

Do you think Chris is offended by the sonic redesign because he feels like a part of Sonic's heritage?

He's probably upset because this "change" is something that is forcing him to look at Sonic in a new light regardless of whether or not he wants to. There was also apparently a huge BAWWWWtistic shitstorm over Sonic having green eyes fueled entirely by shut-ins who cannot handle change no matter the insignificance. Chris belongs to this group of people even if he isn't consciously aware of it. He doesn't want Sonic to change because that means he has to demonstrate some modicum of change as well... negating, of course, the fact that there are people who are fans of "Classic Sonic" and "Dreamcast Sonic" just the same. He can't pick, Sonic is Sonic. Any change is an affront to his safety bubble.
 
32 years old. If he wasn't due for a coronary in the next decade, we would just as easily be saying 42 years old. Chris is enraged by cartoon vermin even more than the average adult is enraged about anything. I do not envy his blood pressure.
 
Maybe Molly can afford "everything basic plus the bonus round" because in the 14 or so years since leaving school she didn't sit on her fat greasy ass playing vidya and expecting everything in life to be dropped in her lap, but instead actively worked on improving herself as a human being and advancing her existence beyond that of a child. Just a thought.
 
I don't get the "everything plus the bonus round" complaining. I'm not quite sure which one Molly is, but I'm guessing that she's the one wearing the hat. I mean, she can afford . . . sunglasses and a hat. Bonus round indeed!
 
"Bonus round?" I really wish Chris knew how retarded his CWC-isms sounded. They're not cute, inventive, or clever. They're just retarded.
 
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