Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

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Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.6%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.4%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.1%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 98 22.6%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.8%

  • Total voters
    433
Also. isn't Titan Havik supposed to be uber powerful or something? He doesn't really do much other than fight normal people and host a TV show. This guy apparently fucks timelines like theyre a bitch, but he can't speak dragon, stop three dudes from stealing his maguffins, and gets jobbed harder than shinnok vs cassie cage. Power levels in this game are so fucked up.
That's par for the course when it comes to NetherRealm Studio's villains. Since you never actually play as any of the villains in their story modes, they just end up being retards who talk a big game but always get their asses handed to them.
 
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That's par for the course when it comes to NetherRealm Studio's villains. Since you never actually play as any of the villains in their story modes, they just end up being retards who talk a big game but always get their asses handed to them.
The only time they didn't do this is when Sindel shows up and kills like 80% of the good guys in the span of 15 seconds, leaving only like 3 people alive. She then also dies immediately after appearing because Nightwolf kamikazes her. They repeated that dumb shit with MK1 because "girlboss good".
 
....Is NRS incapable of animating actual human-looking facial expressions? Why is Sektor's face so fucking weird???
Though it shows people what the Left think of Black people. They must all talk like Africans!
I've probably said it countless times in his thread but;
"Leave to the left to be as bigoted as the so-called bigoted chuds they rage against"
They made Havik more unlikable than before, and repeated usage of the term "chaos" and "anarchy". Havik starts to be forgettable, only to become worse from this ass-price DLC, and that his weak potential to lift the plot doesn't help making the plot more interesting.
So it sounds like they tried to do Aftermath but fell flat on their fat fucking faces. Good to know!

Also why do we care so much about Havik again? Dude is a whiny tard who spergs on about fascism. Also I'm pretty sure he died pathetically in the MKX comic after giving Reiko an equally pathetic death.

Why is he suddenly Shang Tsung or whatever?
The Rain/Tanya romance
What? Excuse me, what?

What in the Mileena Polyamours Group Sex hell is this?
I thought they turned Mileena and Tanya into Disney lesbians.
They did. It was sort of implied in MKX that they were fucking, Mileena's MK11 ending basically confirmed it and they went ham with it in MK1.

Which is both hilarious and eye-rolling when you consider Tanya's motive and personality pre-MK1. E.i. Manipulative two-faced self-serving opportunist so I always saw the relationship between the two of them as Tanya just using Mileena like everyone around her did.

But someone at NRS went "NO. MY PURE HECCING SAPPHIC WLW QUEENS MUST BE KEPT WHOLESOME!"
girlboss good
MK13: Girlboss Reigns. Title pending.
They also literally just introduce the infinity stones lol this friggin series is so fucked by marvel writing.
I have not watched the DLC cutscenes because it's Friday and I want to feel good today but it should be noted that they did something similar before in the MKX comics where the Kamidogu, the plot devices from Deception, became the blood magik infinity daggers wielded by....well, Havik.

Now they just went full-on Endgame and reused the shitty plots from their shitty comics while ripping off Marvel.
 
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Rain X Tanya is a thing now? I thought they turned Mileena and Tanya into Disney lesbians.
Multiverse version, not the MK1 Liu Kang timeline version. Same reason why Johnny Cage in the DLC is a time-displaced soldier. Weirdly enough, they restored Mohawk Evil Kenshi and Mohawk Evil Takeda to be father and son in the DLC, and Kenshi is like the Evil Lynn to Titan Havik's Skeletor.

Sadly, nothing is explored to any degree, it's just a series of choppy fights mostly involved Red Iron Ranger and Yellow Iron Ranger trashing opponents that by right should kick their asses bad, and there is no emotional investment anymore because all your opponents are multiverse versions and you know they can always pluck some other version to replace whatever version that got ded in Liu Kang's timeline.
 
Havik makes the Realm of Order sound super based.

The multiverse concept can be milked for content for fucking ages. Minus all the cutscenes for runtime, it took me maybe 30 minutes to blow through.

I guess we're not going to get a new MK game until NRS runs out of ideas.
 
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Some of the Animalities are alright but it's annoying they went for being more serious and gruesome instead of silly and random like the old Animalities. Scorpion turning into an actual scorpion is such a blunder. Ashrah being a fire breathing unicorn is pretty funny though.
I thought they were pretty good, better than the fatalities overall tbh. Smoke turning into a gorilla might maybe be a "Gorillas in the Mist" reference... anyway, he does a King Kong jawbreaker which is neat.
 
New skins found in MK1's files. It's a mod showcase, but these skins are actually official. Except Havik's skin is obtainable after completing Story Mode.
 
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Because the person they got to play Sektor is Erika Ishii, the hobgoblin playing the main character in the Ghost of Tsushima sequel
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That’s nasty. She looks like if Cobes’ NAL and Meigh mixed together.
 
New skins found in MK1's files. It's a mod showcase, but these skins are actually official. Except Havik's skin is obtainable after completing Story Mode.
Nothing says "PLEASE PLAY OUR FUCKING GAME" as hard as nostalgia bait and pop culture pandering and tits.

Once again, their speil about respecting women rings hollow.
Because the person they got to play Sektor is Erika Ishii, the hobgoblin playing the main character in the Ghost of Tsushima sequel
Is that the reason why everyone is sucking the sequels dick?

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That’s nasty. She looks like if Cobes’ NAL and Meigh mixed together.
My questions are:
1. What in the fuck is she wearing?
2. Why does every clout thot have shaved sides? She looks like a shit Mileena cosplayer.

Also that's one weird smile. She looks artificial.
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She's suddenly everywhere. Must be some nepo-baby or a studio head's side piece.
Yeah, who is this woman again?
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... Actually forget I asked.

Side note: being pan and bi are two different things. I'm pretty sure actual bisexuals don't wanna be lumped in with the pans or heaven forbid, the omnis.
 
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Sektor, Mah Boi, what have they done? I loved that red motherfucker because he embodied everything that Mortal Kombat was about. Brutal, ruthless, will kill anyone in his way to get what he wants, even family, and he's willing to fucking mutilate his own body and turn himself into a robot just so he can win.

Of all the people to Rule 63, they chose Sektor? Couldn't they just have Bi-Han pump Sareena considering that he's a fucking Chaos Demon now?

This, my friends, is peak Sektor.


We went from ''Sektor will brutally kill everyone who gets in his way, even his own dad, just so he can take control of the Lin Kuei and gain more power'' to ''Sektor wants to get her ass pounded by Bi-Han every night.''

From a cold-blooded murderer to a starstruck lover. It really is just adult novel-level romances with modern writers, isn't it? They took a guy who has no need of love or romance, no desire to have loved ones, no loyalty to family outside of what he can gain in terms of power and turned him into a woman who's starstruck over a vengeful, narrow-minded, narcissistic edgelord. Rule 63 him if you must, but at least preserve the original character and give it more to work with other than being the willing bitch of some narcissistic jobber. The old Sektor didn't suffer to be the subordinate of even his own father; why should the new Sektor make herself subordinate to someone who thinks with his balls instead of his brains?

If anything, a smart, female Sektor would be laughing at Bi-Han's suicidal charge into Chaosrealm, calling it a failed episode of male bravado. She would probably then use that incident as an excuse to take control of the Lin Kuei. She would make amends with Liu Kang and Mileena, not out of the kindness of her heart, but just so she can manipulate them easier. Once she spots Noob Saibot, she'd probably talk to Liu Kang and say that it's better if he dies, just so she can remain in full control of the Lin Kuei and turn them all into obedient cyborg soldiers.

The old Sektor would've left Bi-Han to rot in the temple and worked to gain more power for himself, secure in his position as leader of the Lin Kuei. He wouldn't try to rescue Bi-Han or anyone since he doesn't give a flying shit about anybody; he fucking murdered his own father to seize power in the first place, and he happily removed his old body as well as any ability to feel carnal urges or romantic love just for the sake of power. The Cyborg Lin Kuei are effectively eunuchs; they have no sex drive, no lust, no carnal urges, only killer instinct and the desire for power, and there was a certain purity in that regard. Sektor embraced that change willingly for the sake of power.

Nu-Sektor is basically Bi-Han's techno-waifu. They should've gone the extra mile and given us a romance scene between the two. Hey, if you're going this route, might as well go for the full Mass Effect experience and have them fuck. Have the last level of the story be Sektor fighting through the Temple of the Elements, then betraying and kicking the shit out of Quan Chi so she can rescue Bi-Han and go full cowgirl on him. End the DLC with a sex scene between the two lovers. You can even have a character moment where Sektor disrobes Bi-Han only to be shocked and horrified at how twisted and warped his body is. Then she brushes that aside and kisses him anyways, because she loves him no matter what.
 
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Off-topic, but have some batshit autistic doodles of Raiden, my childhood favorite. I might come back and make some rough doodles of the MK girls soon.
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I found Raiden with eyeglasses very cool, especially from this artwork made by @N-E-1. My Raiden avatar does look like he was reading and shocking a book at the same time.
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We went from ''Sektor will brutally kill everyone who gets in his way, even his own dad, just so he can take control of the Lin Kuei and gain more power'' to ''Sektor wants to get her ass pounded by Bi-Han every night.''

From a cold-blooded murderer to a starstruck lover. It really is just adult novel-level romances with modern writers, isn't it? They took a guy who has no need of love or romance, no desire to have loved ones, no loyalty to family outside of what he can gain in terms of power and turned him into a woman who's starstruck over a vengeful, narrow-minded, narcissistic edgelord. Rule 63 him if you must, but at least preserve the original character and give it more to work with other than being the willing bitch of some narcissistic jobber. The old Sektor didn't suffer to be the subordinate of even his own father; why should the new Sektor make herself subordinate to someone who thinks with his balls instead of his brains?

If anything, a smart, female Sektor would be laughing at Bi-Han's suicidal charge into Chaosrealm, calling it a failed episode of male bravado. She would probably then use that incident as an excuse to take control of the Lin Kuei. She would make amends with Liu Kang and Mileena, not out of the kindness of her heart, but just so she can manipulate them easier. Once she spots Noob Saibot, she'd probably talk to Liu Kang and say that it's better if he dies, just so she can remain in full control of the Lin Kuei and turn them all into obedient cyborg soldiers.

The old Sektor would've left Bi-Han to rot in the temple and worked to gain more power for himself, secure in his position as leader of the Lin Kuei. He wouldn't try to rescue Bi-Han or anyone since he doesn't give a flying shit about anybody; he fucking murdered his own father to seize power in the first place, and he happily removed his old body as well as any ability to feel carnal urges or romantic love just for the sake of power. The Cyborg Lin Kuei are effectively eunuchs; they have no sex drive, no lust, no carnal urges, only killer instinct and the desire for power, and there was a certain purity in that regard. Sektor embraced that change willingly for the sake of power.

Nu-Sektor is basically Bi-Han's techno-waifu. They should've gone the extra mile and given us a romance scene between the two. Hey, if you're going this route, might as well go for the full Mass Effect experience and have them fuck. Have the last level of the story be Sektor fighting through the Temple of the Elements, then betraying and kicking the shit out of Quan Chi so she can rescue Bi-Han and go full cowgirl on him. End the DLC with a sex scene between the two lovers. You can even have a character moment where Sektor disrobes Bi-Han only to be shocked and horrified at how twisted and warped his body is. Then she brushes that aside and kisses him anyways, because she loves him no matter what.
I doubt NRS could get into this good revamp you made, consider how many times Boon and Dominique are trying to playing it safe and cater to DEI niggers. It's also the exact reason why Shektor and Sherax were rehashed for filler purposes and no importance in the Khaos Reign paywall. They're all blank DEI women slots for the game as a meaning to increase ESG scores. NRS doesn't have the balls to revoke the sexual nature of MK9 to MK1. Most of them doesn't even get what makes MK infamous and are hired to "fix" the game. Can't expect a group of talentless hacks trying to tackle the old remnants of MK9 and use it again. The fujoshits and the newfags may get extremely pissed off if NRS refused to cater to their ideology. MK9 Sektor was the better Sektor in every aspects, because he is a character rich in representing what who Ketchup truly is; whilst Shektor is the direct opposite, as she was heavily retconned to oblivion to fill ESG scores, much like Mustard's girlboss retcon in MK1.
MK1's writing was so heavily rushed and shitty with no revision that it makes no sense to comprehend whatever Dominique or Boon requested to further pollute the game. Many nonsensical retcons are soiled and are meant for the exact same reason that modern Western game developers do as a meaning to cater to the modern audience, alienating the very old fans that used to adore their magnum opus back in the 90s before they went washed out.
Which was why I find it's comfortable for me to reshape MK in the way that makes it charming in the first place, and to make the characters more faithful towards the previous source material, more than blindly continue shilling a sinking ship. I'd be best staying in the 2D Era/3D Era blending with subtle MK9, MKX and little bits of MK11 design bits without caring about the plot in the first place. Good fucking grief.
 
I doubt NRS could get into this good revamp you made, consider how many times Boon and Dominique are trying to playing it safe and cater to DEI niggers. It's also the exact reason why Shektor and Sherax were rehashed for filler purposes and no importance in the Khaos Reign paywall. They're all blank DEI women slots for the game as a meaning to increase ESG scores. NRS doesn't have the balls to revoke the sexual nature of MK9 to MK1. Most of them doesn't even get what makes MK infamous and are hired to "fix" the game. Can't expect a group of talentless hacks trying to tackle the old remnants of MK9 and use it again. The fujoshits and the newfags may get extremely pissed off if NRS refused to cater to their ideology. MK9 Sektor was the better Sektor in every aspects, because he is a character rich in representing what who Ketchup truly is; whilst Shektor is the direct opposite, as she was heavily retconned to oblivion to fill ESG scores, much like Mustard's girlboss retcon in MK1.
As I said, they turned a guy who makes Tywin Lannister look downright humane by comparison, and just made him into Bi-Han's simp. Tywin never killed his own father just to gain power, nor did he forsake his humanity. Sektor did both, and that was after he and his dad made a deal with Quan Chi to eradicate the rival clan of Shirai-Ryu.

And more to the point, they teased the romance between Bi-Han and Sektor, but didn't go full on with it. This is a game series where people desecrate each other's bodies for their finishing moves, yet they're too scared of showing bare tits lest the alphabet people scream "objectification!" The fact that these people are "paid" to "fix" these games has been the biggest racket in gaming so far. Right next to the whole ''you don't own shit'' clause for digital games.

MK1's writing was so heavily rushed and shitty with no revision that it makes no sense to comprehend whatever Dominique or Boon requested to further pollute the game. Many nonsensical retcons are soiled and are meant for the exact same reason that modern Western game developers do as a meaning to cater to the modern audience, alienating the very old fans that used to adore their magnum opus back in the 90s before they went washed out.
Which was why I find it's comfortable for me to reshape MK in the way that makes it charming in the first place, and to make the characters more faithful towards the previous source material, more than blindly continue shilling a sinking ship. I'd be best staying in the 2D Era/3D Era blending with subtle MK9, MKX and little bits of MK11 design bits without caring about the plot in the first place. Good fucking grief.
I also noticed that they removed the one thing that made the Cyber Lin Kuei a more macabre thing that fits within the gruesome world of Mortal Kombat: the fact that they're no longer human. The new cyborgs aren't even cyborgs; they're just babes in suits. We even see Cyrax take off the suit and just wear plain clothes when she was sworn in as a Shirai-Ryu. MK11 made a huge point about how becoming a Cyber Lin Kuei is a horrible thing, and you even had Kuai Liang and Hanzo Hasashi try to rescue Lin Kuei acolytes who were kidnapped and being turned into cyborgs, and when they got there too late, Kuai Liang almost had an emotional breakdown because he was horrified at what happened.

But now, the suit is just a suit. Might as well just mass-produce it for the Shirai Ryu, Shaolin and the Outworld forces, as Mileena suggested with the latter. It's just military kit now, no longer a symbol of losing one's humanity for the sake of power. You put it on during combat then take it off once you're done.

The fact that these cyborgs lost their humanity was the one thing that really gained my interest in the Cyborg Lin Kuei. It basically made them stand out from all the other dudes in power armor; the fact that they're basically turning themselves into war droids to become immortal and more powerful at the expense of their own humanity. It's the kind of crap you'd expect a darker character to do, and in a dark world like Mortal Kombat, it's something that fits in rather well. The fact that these guys did to themselves what the Reapers did to people in Mass Effect, or what the government did to Gray Fox in Metal Gear, just for the sake of power; it goes to show how far the Lin Kuei would go to seek perfection, to the point where they discarded their humanity for it.

Sure, there is still the hint of that, when Geras told Cyrax that the armor she wears foretells a dark future for her, but we don't know if they'll follow up with that for sure.
 
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Tbf, in Mk9 Sektor and Cyrax originally just wore mech suits until halfway through the story. I also even prefer it this way compared to the triborg bullshit in X.
 
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