Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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I'm watching my friends try out the new game and they get through every match in 30 seconds using a really strong Donkey Kong punch. Not sure if those are the "challenger bots" but none of my friends are competitive players in any way. The game is quite visually interesting and the leveling system is something I've never seen before, so maybe I'd watch a stream out of sheer curiosity. Rip Narco's twitch forever

Edit: they were playing adventure/story mode. But still Narco's playing sucks. Still nice to see him smile
 
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Good luck making a name for himself competitively. The bots are good in this game but they still don't compare to a good player and it's still very realistically possible for an average player to beat them.

On the bright side, Cosmo's waifu Zelda is actually good for the first time in the series, so he got his wish. Now he just needs to learn how to actually play her without blaming the game.
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Cosmo isn't, and won't be, at a level where tier lists matter. Also, it's way too early to tell if Zelda is good or not, the game has only been out one day. Tier lists take a long time to manifest.
 
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Please say that someone’s clipped Cosmo talking shit and then losing over and over in smash.

awoo said:
I'm watching my friends try out the new game and they get through every match in 30 seconds using a really strong Donkey Kong punch. Not sure if those are the "challenger bots" but none of my friends are competitive players in any way. The game is quite visually interesting and the leveling system is something I've never seen before, so maybe I'd watch a stream out of sheer curiosity. Rip Narco's twitch forever

Edit: they were playing adventure/story mode. But still Narco's playing sucks. Still nice to see him smile
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Spirits matches (adventure etc) are kind of stupid because all of the opponents are random levels. Once you get a good spirit to max level you can basically one-shot 60% of them.
 
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We shouldn't be surprised at her idiotic obsession with the game's world rankings. A few months ago she was Tweeting Nintendo about the ways she could "fix" the ranking system of one of their games to prioritise skill over grinding (in a children's party game lol).

It's testament to her inability to accept reality - in truly competitive games online rankings mean nothing. If you're Global Elite in CSGO you're a complete scrub compared to pros. Not that she will ever achieve top rankings in a game like Smash, because she's awful at them, but I can understand why her delusion is that if she becomes number 1 at this game online that it will save her from having to recover all of her lost contacts and fix all the bridges she burned in the competitive gaming community.
 
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Less than 100 viewers for each of them? What happened to getting over 10K for a stream that was a casual first play and not even a speedrun?
 
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Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
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Just stop playing so much. You are not even that good at the game.
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Unironically one of the best things he could do for his hands is start lifting. When you have trouble opening a soylent bottle that's a sign that your hand muscles have atrophied from lack of having to do anything more difficult than fapping. Fish oil isn't going to fix that.

And the fucking granny weights don't count.
 
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Lucas Silva #4903141 said:
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Just stop playing so much. You are not even that good at the game.
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So I guess this is the excuse for sucking at Smash and hindering his comeback/reason to live.

Idk but if I had fucked up my wrists playing vidya games and my playing was hindered and caused pain as a result I might just find something else to do with my entire life rather than sit in front of a glowing screen with a controller all my waking hours.

Of course we all know Cosmo putting down the game controller and getting the fuck off of his computer is probably the best thing he could do to save himself so he will never do it.

He’s probably addicted to video games the way most people are to video slots only Cosmo wants asspats and minor-fame status instead of coin. Degenerate slot jockeys have more sense than Cosmo.
 
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Rei is shit said:
Unironically one of the best things he could do for his hands is start lifting. When you have trouble opening a soylent bottle that's a sign that your hand muscles have atrophied from lack of having to do anything more difficult than fapping. Fish oil isn't going to fix that.

And the fucking granny weights don't count.
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His hands/wrists are fucked up because all he does is drink soy, take hormones, and play video games.
If he tried lifting now, he'd probably snap his fucking wrists.
 
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