NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Those are simple prosthetic arms not robotic, were a thing since WW1. Although, she does use it as well as a regular arm so it may as well be robotic. And nobody with an arm missing serves on the frontlines, ought to be NCO at best.

In any case I got an actual gameplay complaint here - gender and customizable character visuals, okay, sure, but if you have plenty of customisation options, how the fuck will you maintain characters recognizable? How will you maintain readability in the middle of combat? That's a big problem in many games offering great selection of customisation options. And now EA Dice will have to deal with this dillema with every damn game of theirs
 
In any case I got an actual gameplay complaint here - gender and customizable character visuals, okay, sure, but if you have plenty of customisation options, how the fuck will you maintain characters recognizable? How will you maintain readability in the middle of combat? That's a big problem in many games offering great selection of customisation options. And now EA Dice will have to deal with this dillema with every damn game of theirs
Easy they don't give a shit, the only thing that matters is selling loot boxes.
 
I don't know if I'm late or not but I found a suited name for ResetERA mod Sweet Nicole. Ladies and gentlemen, Swine Coleslaw, the communist manatee!
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Though considering ResetERA, my ultimate question is why would anyone even want to be apart of a gaming forum that toxic?
Why do so many people post there? I still don't understand this. An echo chamber of such magnitude should only result in a handful of regulars not counting the moderation. Gluttons for punishment.

It's pretty hardcore. Runescape is a fairly shitty game, but there's something rewarding about making it past all the tedious bullshit and getting to strut around in actual good-looking armor or being able to splat someone over the line into the Wilderness. I think a lot of people look at surviving there as a challenge. If you can maintain your current worldview, but also avoid getting banned you must be halfway smart.

I think some folks genuinely believe that it's an influential place to be in the gaming industry regarding kinkshaming developers into changing content or getting exclusive leaks, and getting to rub elbows with industry insiders for future jobs. These the worst delusions, worse than all the lefty cult-like behavior regarding diversity and trannies. You will never get a job in videogames because you have a model account on resetera.
 
I think some folks genuinely believe that it's an influential place to be in the gaming industry regarding kinkshaming developers into changing content or getting exclusive leaks, and getting to rub elbows with industry insiders for future jobs. These the worst delusions, worse than all the lefty cult-like behavior regarding diversity and trannies. You will never get a job in videogames because you have a model account on resetera.
They really do which is why when gaf caught on fire and they were forced out on to the general internet was so fucking funny. As soon as they got out on the internet they were met with laughter and websites hanging up "fuck off we're full" signs and it blew their minds.
 
So famous video game director and professional shitposter Hideo Kojima Tweeted that he doesn't think games are art. I'm sure ResetERA won't be mad at all.

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Man that fucking Kojima, what an asshole. Why would anyone get upset about having their picture taken without permission?
 
based kamiya and I absolutely agree.
Also it doesnt surprise me that he holds this position.
He comes from a purely arcadey background and you can see it in his games.
He focuses on ways to delivere purely fun gameplay, without any bullshit strings attached.

He is a genius and a saint.

This is how it should be. Politics can fuck the hell out of games.
 
It's Hideki Kamiya,the Bayonetta and Devil May Cry director not Kojima
It's a dumb joke about how Kamiya gets confused for Kojima on Twitter all the time...

Outside of being a shitposter on Twitter, I'm not sure how Kamiya is "Japanese Trump."

Is that their new way of saying "the people I don't like are literally Hitler"?
Everyone I don't like is Republican.
 
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Man that fucking Kojima, what an asshole. Why would atnyone get upset about having their picture taken without permission?

Not only that, but iirc manga authors tend to hide from their fans in person due to privacy issues, even if they're more outspoken online. Many really hate to have picturs of them spread in general and go outta their way to avoid it, not to be bitches at their fans but because they want to separate their private lives from their work. Plus many otakus stalk the fuck outta their favorite authors, actors, voice actors, singers, etc., and harass them in person and online if they dare take life decisions that these “fans” dislike (ie, the “female idol singers can’t date boys or they’re seen as slutty and tainted by their fans” bs)

I can't blame Kamiya for having a "meltdown", someone taking a pic of him when he's sleeping at a con was one of the most rude things that his "fans" could've done to him.
 
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