NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Fapcop]

That's why Stalin got rid of the smart ones, although they weren't smart enough to see that coming.

Ever read Darkness At Noon? Many of those old Bolshevik fucks thought they were doing a higher service to the party by getting roped.

That’s your brain on communism/socialism.

Some of the biggest “muh white guilt” fags on ResetEra would probably gladly neck themselves for the cause. They just want to rope the other wypipo first. And lack the energy and motivation to get fuck done.

And yet, still had their own Thermidor.

Tbf: If they hadn’t the Soviet Union would have been even more of a clown show than it was. Picture ResetEra, up the IQ by about 100% and imagine them running a nation.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/former-japanese-prime-minister-shinzo-abe-shot-in-the-back-in-nara-city-suspect-arrested-condition-grave.605334/

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Lots of people on RetardEra celebrating Shinzo Abe getting shot because he was a conservative. I don’t get how a forum full of anime avatars and weebs can have so much hatred for Japanese people with milquetoast Japanese political opinions.

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This retard in particular seems to be unaware of Abe’s gender despite commenting multiple times in the thread. Or maybe he’s not respecting Abe’s preferred pronouns. Someone needs to add “he/him” to the thread title to make sure this stops happening.

I’m sure they’re so committed to the cause of Korean whores, that they put down the controller and firmly shake their head, whenever BFV puts them on the Japanese side in the Pacific Maps.

“I just cannot in good conscience fly that Zero!”

Oh wait, never mind. It’s performative political spazzing they like. If it doesn’t happen or RE, chances are that they don’t give a shit.

From the thread about the dumb TikTok nurse:

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Messofanego is a THERAPIST?! Imagine going to THIS guy to solve your problems. You're sitting on a couch trying to work through your confidence issues, and your therapist spends hours a day on Resetera whining, and had to have a marriage arranged for him.

But maybe it's a typo and he meant to say he's "the rapist".

TBF: Therapist isn’t a protected title such as “Doctor” or “lawyer”.

Any idiot can call themselves a “therapist”, no matter if they bought the diploma off a online degree mill or paid a few thousand dollars for some courses. Or have just thought up some sort of counseling scam.

I just invented a new therapeutic practice where I kick people in the balls, in order to shock them out of depression/anxiety.

I’m a therapist now, PM me for an appointment!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

IIRC Messy's parents are therapists, so they probably pushed through the paperwork like how they bought a wife for him.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Setting aside the fact that this phrasing irritates the fuck out of me, does this person think that it's men that are the people that would be bothered by tits? The whole reason NSFW exists as a tag is because of women.

More proof that ResetERA is full of complete and utter morons. They don't realize there's a reason why men love tits.

 

[Akashic Retard]

More proof that ResetERA is full of complete and utter morons. They don't realize there's a reason why men love tits.

This is like public breast feeding, I hear way more people soap boxing about it being okay than I have ever heard people saying it's not. In fact I don't think I've ever seen one instance of someone not being okay with it. I assume it's just old ladies that think it's classless and inappropriate.

On free the nipple: Go ahead, show me your tits. I'm going to think you're an attention whore, but I'm interested in seeing them. It's worse though because Florence Pugh knew she would get all kinds of reactions and is being intentionally provocative, and then is shocked that people are provoked. A disingenuous attention whore. "I'll show you my tits but you can't say they are small! But don't say you love them either because that's also sexism!"

 

[Fapcop]

This is like public breast feeding, I hear way more people soap boxing about it being okay than I have ever heard people saying it's not. In fact I don't think I've ever seen one instance of someone not being okay with it. I assume it's just old ladies that think it's classless and inappropriate.

Hardcore Moslems who don’t want Shaitans rape temptation over some juicy MILF tiddies, older women and ugly, jelly bitches seem to be leading the charge here.

On free the nipple: Go ahead, show me your tits. I'm going to think you're an attention whore, but I'm interested in seeing them. It's worse though because Florence Pugh knew she would get all kinds of reactions and is being intentionally provocative, and then is shocked that people are provoked. A disingenuous attention whore. "I'll show you my tits but you can't say they are small! But don't say you love them either because that's also sexism!"

Meh, Free the nipple is some bullshit. We really don’t have enough public displays of sexuality? Really?!

Also against it for esthetic reasons.

Anyone who has lived in more liberal Europe can tell you that it’ll inevitably end in 10% knockers you don’t mind looking at, and 90% fat 50+ old tiddies, and various kinds of sad, tired, droopy “I’m liberated and don’t need no bra!” wahmen tits.

 

[RetardEra]

Are there even any actual women in that thread?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Are there even any actual women in that thread?

Lol nope

 

[Vtuber and Resetera Fan]

That weird nipple thread is peak resetera. Its just pages of people mad that the OP purposefully labeled a thread with female nipples as SFW as a protest, then other posters saying "what makes topless women NSFW????"

They are literally, completely disconnected from reality even moreso than normal. Its irrelevant if any of them or us think female nipples should be legal to show off in public. Society in most of the world says not to and almost every single employer will write you up at the very least for looking at the photos in the OP. The thread is just dozens of people concern trolling (not being banned for it) to purposefully draw out people to get banned for stating facts. I think this guy got banned for saying "tittays" because nothing else he said seems remotely offensive.

 

[Donald Trump's Neck Vag]

I really enjoy Resetera. There's very few forums that capture the 90's 'weird bitter dweebs arguing for the sake of arguing' vibe.

 

[jallsballs]

I wonder how all the people that listen to messofanegros advice in the dating thread when they complain about how hard it is to find a woman would react to finding out he's in an arranged marriage

 

[AnOminous]

That weird nipple thread is peak resetera. Its just pages of people mad that the OP purposefully labeled a thread with female nipples as SFW as a protest, then other posters saying "what makes topless women NSFW????"

I think the word "work" is what actually makes them even more angry than that they're all men who will never have real female nipples or breasts.

 

[Angelic 2 the Core]

So what is wrong with the average user on ResetERA? Is it Aspergers? I've known a few people with Aspergers and they share many of the traits that you find on ResetERA. They're extremely controlling, moody, stubborn, and think that they know best for everyone. They basically can't interact with people in real life because it's impossible to get along with someone that refuses to cooperate with other people. You basically have to walk on eggshells to interact with them because they will get angry and hold grudges against you easily and often for absurd reasons, such as liking Star Wars instead of Star Trek. They can become verbally abusive out of nowhere like you see on ResetERA when they have their meltdowns because someone said something they disagreed with. People with Aspergers also do not understand sarcasm or jokes and you can see on ResetERA even if they say something obviously sarcastic they have to put an s after it because everyone will take it wrong otherwise even though a normal person would know it's sarcasm. Also, many of them get angry about jokes, which is because they don't understand jokes unless it's really childish soy humor.

 

[Leftism Respecter]

So what is wrong with the average user on ResetERA? Is it Aspergers? I've known a few people with Aspergers and they share many of the traits that you find on ResetERA. They're extremely controlling, moody, stubborn, and think that they know best for everyone. They basically can't interact with people in real life because it's impossible to get along with someone that refuses to cooperate with other people. You basically have to walk on eggshells to interact with them because they will get angry and hold grudges against you easily and often for absurd reasons, such as liking Star Wars instead of Star Trek. They can become verbally abusive out of nowhere like you see on ResetERA when they have their meltdowns because someone said something they disagreed with. People with Aspergers also do not understand sarcasm or jokes and you can see on ResetERA even if they say something obviously sarcastic they have to put an s after it because everyone will take it wrong otherwise even though a normal person would know it's sarcasm. Also, many of them get angry about jokes, which is because they don't understand jokes unless it's really childish soy humor.

Most of them have some brand of autism, are socially isolated, and spent years of their lives exclusively “socializing” (in quotes because even they know they’re just yelling into a void and nobody else cares or reads what they have to say) with a bunch of like-minded retards in a dystopian hellhole where they’re constantly in fear of losing their posting rights due to the whims of an even more deranged bunch of moderators.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-anyone-else-feel-like-posting-on-era-is-like-posting-into-a-void.606567/

At this point RetardEra only exists so that other people can laugh at retards.

 

[metroid_fetish]

So what is wrong with the average user on ResetERA? Is it Aspergers? I've known a few people with Aspergers and they share many of the traits that you find on ResetERA. They're extremely controlling, moody, stubborn, and think that they know best for everyone. They basically can't interact with people in real life because it's impossible to get along with someone that refuses to cooperate with other people. You basically have to walk on eggshells to interact with them because they will get angry and hold grudges against you easily and often for absurd reasons, such as liking Star Wars instead of Star Trek. They can become verbally abusive out of nowhere like you see on ResetERA when they have their meltdowns because someone said something they disagreed with. People with Aspergers also do not understand sarcasm or jokes and you can see on ResetERA even if they say something obviously sarcastic they have to put an s after it because everyone will take it wrong otherwise even though a normal person would know it's sarcasm. Also, many of them get angry about jokes, which is because they don't understand jokes unless it's really childish soy humor.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Are there even any actual women in that thread?

Say what you will about Morrigan but unlike the few other actual females on there she has yet to start identifying as non-binary.

 

[Judgemental Toad]

On free the nipple: Go ahead, show me your tits. I'm going to think you're an attention whore, but I'm interested in seeing them. It's worse though because Florence Pugh knew she would get all kinds of reactions and is being intentionally provocative, and then is shocked that people are provoked. A disingenuous attention whore. "I'll show you my tits but you can't say they are small! But don't say you love them either because that's also sexism!"

I don't think she was as bothered by people reacting as she was by the people who thought it important that she knew they thought she was unattractive and that she should be embarrassed about herself. She gets some wierd comments on her looks, even compared to other actresses. Emma Watson used to get it too, legions of online neckbeards who seemed very angry that she might consider herself hot and wanted her to know she was actually very plain. Then again I think Pugh is a fantastic actress so maybe I'm just looking for the best interpretation.

 

[jallsballs]

Just a reminder these are the pictures of her that were posted

Spoiler: nsfw

and she looks terrible, broad shoalders and wide short neck, large arms with zero muscle definition, stout thick trunk with small flat breasts spread wide apart. if it werent for her facial features i would almost assume she was a troon.

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

Just a reminder these are the pictures of her that were posted

Spoiler: nsfw

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and she looks terrible, broad shoalders and wide short neck, large arms with zero muscle definition, stout thick trunk with small flat breasts spread wide apart. if it werent for her facial features i would almost assume she was a troon.

Build like that may give you ugly daughters but also strong sons.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

I’m a therapist now, PM me for an appointment!

It may be taken as a meme, but Kiwifarms is literally an all you can eat free therapy session. Lolcows are incredible lessons in life for everyone browsing of what NOT to be, what NOT to do and what brings unhappiness in life.

There is an incredible amount of based advice here. While I'm sure the Farms is full of users who are autistic themselves and do stupid shit, that doesn't invalidate the incredible advice given by humble farmers, for free.

 

[metroid_fetish]

It may be taken as a meme, but Kiwifarms is literally an all you can eat free therapy session. Lolcows are incredible lessons in life for everyone browsing of what NOT to be, what NOT to do and what brings unhappiness in life.

There is an incredible amount of based advice here. While I'm sure the Farms is full of users who are autistic themselves and do stupid shit, that doesn't invalidate the incredible advice given by humble farmers, for free.

Step 1 - Be a heterosexual male.

Step 2 - Don't stop being heterosexual or male.