Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Oh that's interesting. I didn't realize that they explicitly said it was an op against the forum. How fucking stupid that is.

I think only one person bought it because only one person watched the Locals stream. I'd have bought it, too. Why wouldn't you believe it? What a random thing to make up.

Basically no one (who heard the drag story) had a problem believing that he went to a drag show. For a lot of people this would be a red flag, and perhaps prompt some self reflection about their recent behavior and the path they've chosen to go down.

Instead Nick seethed into his webcam, attempting to take a victory lap over KF falling for his "epic op". Being Nick, he of course had to work weird butt stuff into his rant.

Spoiler: archive

 

[AnOminous]

TiC is claiming Still Life has been banned from Locals, possibly with law enforcement involvement.

Dox or it didn't happen.

Not that I wouldn't laugh my ass off if it did.

 

[Swole McPole]

Art and his whore wife with the dirty ass crack are second only behind Still-Life in terms of Locals derangement. It's part of why I found it so amusing that Still-Life was able to "ruin" their Christmas stream or whatever by posting gore.

I had no idea who Art the Clown was until I started reading this thread -- so I Googled the name. He's a misogynistic rapist from a horror movie. That sets off all manner of alarm bells for me. What kind of grown-assed man likes horror movies so much that they choose a character from one as their pseudonym? It's something a teenage boy might do, but a middle aged man? These motherfuckers are ALL man-children.

But if you're going to pick such a name, who the hell picks a character who's a serial rapist and woman killer? Does he think that's going to impress the chicks? The other men-children? I bet this cunt is a juggalo!

Speaking of Still Life, I was just watching one of Allyssa's clips, and there was a comment in there on YouTube from Twitter is Cancer claiming that Still Life has had his locals account pulled. Anyone know more about that?

Edit: ah, somebody else saw it while I was posting.

 

[beautiful person]

Dox or it didn't happen.

Not that I wouldn't laugh my ass off if it did.

I'd believe that TiC has some sort of inside info on this, but only because TiC is also likely the one who contacted Locals and law enforcement.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Discord VC from months ago of drex explaining why it's not grooming to people in Potentially Criminal's server.
Missing the first one third because no one was recording. Also no end cause it went off topic.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Rekieta I guess is signalling that the place he's going to is out west, and corrected himself when he said he was "going down" somewhere, which gives very little room for destinations considering he lives in a border state. Probably somewhere in MT, OR, WA, basically.

Boring. I had hoped he would go out west to one of those Asian countries to partake in sex with LadyBoys like Legal Mindset and Legal Vices.

He's a misogynistic rapist from a horror movie.

No not a rapist. Just a sadistic murderer. It's not clear if he has a preference of murdering women over men.

I'd believe that TiC has some sort of inside info on this, but only because TiC is also likely the one who contacted Locals and law enforcement.

Oh I like where this is heading. I am pleased to see Nick has earned some malicous A LOGS who want to fuck his shit up. For all the shit he has directed at people, gaslighting, broken promises, he deserves it. Should provide us with lots of entertainment.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Not that I give a shit about TiC, but if Still Life was posting that shit here on the Farms, I would 100% report his fedposting ass. That Nick was fine with it, is just another of his hypocrisies.

Bet the Spicer (or wherever) county mounties just love their trips out to the balldo compound. First the swat'ings, then the wellness checks, now the, "Sir, do you run a forum with actionable threats on the interwebs? And why is that bug-eyed woman nude, upside down, and catotonic?"

 

[AnOminous]

Not that I give a shit about TiC, but if Still Life was posting that shit here on the Farms, I would 100% report his fedposting ass. That Nick was fine with it, is just another of his hypocrisies.

I would too and nool himself would gladly turn the stupid fucker over to the feds, as he deserves.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Basically no one (who heard the drag story) had a problem believing that he went to a drag show.

Agreed, especially since there was a drag show going on at the time of his birthday party at Gay 90s as per @2lolis1cup. Take a look at how the underwear party was advertised in conjunction with #DragShows, courtesy of this excellent post by @Balldo's Gate. Read the post for full context and dates.



A telling 1-star review included in BG's post is worth noting:



Speaking of "questioning men", Nick could even catch a show with his best buddy Drexel, who talked casually about how he went to BOYeurism in Portland with T on a stream in October 2019:

Spoiler: BOYeurism promotional image

All this to say that Nick going to a drag show (alone or otherwise) is by no means unbelievable.

It actually sounds very on-brand for him (and some of those in his circle).

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I don't want to speak for the whole site but I feel like if you pulled that shit you'd be roundly mocked and told to stuff it. I don't remember any real pushback during still life's outbursts. Not that this is Nick's fault really his community are just cowards.

 

[AnOminous]

Speaking of "questioning men", Nick could even catch a show with his best buddy Drexel, who talked casually about how he went to BOYeurism in Portland with T on a stream in October 2019:

So Nick is one of those cringy borderline "straight" guys who ruin gay bars for the actual faggots, who are forced to go to some other actually gay bar to escape these cringelords if they want to engage in no-holes-barred faggotry.

Nick has made me sympathetic to gay dudes who just want to fuck without having to deal with cringedads.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Effective Randos: TwitterIsCancer also won't shut up.

This guy has to be one of the most unintentionally funny alogs to come out of the Rekeita solar system. His initial postings on here were alright but with a subtle tone of some sort of resentment. However, he touched the cow and seems to continue to do so in an unrelenting manner. I commend him; he's sticking to his convictions with his jihad against Nick.

 

[beautiful person]

Not that I give a shit about TiC, but if Still Life was posting that shit here on the Farms, I would 100% report his fedposting ass. That Nick was fine with it, is just another of his hypocrisies.

I would too and nool himself would gladly turn the stupid fucker over to the feds, as he deserves.

Null would've never let it get far enough that other users would feel the need to report him to the feds. Here, Still-Life would get openly mocked for being a deranged, impotent faggot, of course. But also, the fedposts would get reported in the standard site way and Null would immediately ban him. And even if it were a temporary ban, Still-Life would most likely be butthurt enough by both the banning and the mockery that he would go to Onion Farms or some other bullshit wannabe site to bitch and moan for eternity about how his ~freedom of speech~ isn't being respected.

The key difference is that Null knows how to run a tight ship, partially because Null knows he can't have rogue users making the site look bad when it already has a bad reputation, but also because Null isn't a retarded narcissist and wants to make sure his site is actually usable by people who aren't deranged, impotent faggots. The key difference is that Null is running a community, not a sycophantic cult (as much as some people would like to believe otherwise).

 

[feral cat #6385]

This guy has to be one of the most unintentionally funny alogs to come out of the Rekeita solar system. His initial postings on here were alright but with a subtle tone of some sort of resentment. However, he touched the cow and seems to continue to do so in an unrelenting manner. I commend him; he's sticking to his convictions with his jihad against Nick.

If it ends in murder maybe Legal Bytes and Hoague Law will cover the trial. Would be poetic.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

If it ends in murder maybe Legal Bytes and Hoague Law will cover the trial. Would be poetic.

I have a feeling Arttheclown will gunt guard Nick. It will be a lot of clowning around before the murder.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I have a feeling Arttheclown will gunt guard Nick. It will be a lot of clowning around before the murder.

Nick sure does attract clownish men.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I'm surprised no one has actually tried to dig up his old Everquest bullshit. With how often he talks about how gay he was on it it I was hoping there was some old post about him being heteroflexible.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Rekieta talks about his sex dungeon troubles and the contractors ghosting him:

Things that should never be said:

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Rekieta talks about his sex dungeon troubles and the contractors ghosting him:

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Things that should never be said:

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H-he was just drunk and meaning to say a sex dungeon and an expansion to his kid's bedrooms respectively right? Right? Please God.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

This guy has to be one of the most unintentionally funny alogs to come out of the Rekeita solar system. His initial postings on here were alright but with a subtle tone of some sort of resentment. However, he touched the cow and seems to continue to do so in an unrelenting manner. I commend him; he's sticking to his convictions with his jihad against Nick.

TIC is pretty batshit crazy but I have a bit of sympathy. No one really tells you about Kiwi conventions/customs/etiquette. The Forum guidelines on this very page say nothing regarding "touching the cow".

(Funny story - to me, anyway. Before I joined here I asked an IRL friend who's been on Kiwi for years on how to navigate. She reached out to - wait for it - @AnOminous for advice on my joining. She knew him from other threads or maybe the Russell Greer stuff here - she loved that shit. He nicely got back to her with a lot of suggestions including suggesting that I keep my identity secret. I roundly ignored half of what he said and got myself into a little hot water as a result.)

My point: There are a lot of unwritten rules here. I could see TIC not knowing the 'touching the cow' rule.
Edit: Grammar