Disaster NYC’s ‘We’re With Colbert’ rally for late-night host is a bust with just 20 protesters.

What a joke.

A Big Apple rally in support of on-his-way-out “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert drew fewer than two dozen people Sunday — with even the NYPD cops on scene quickly calling it a day since most of the demonstrators left after just a few minutes.

Organizers said the “We’re With Colbert” gathering outside the CBS Broadcast Center on Manhattan’s West Side said it was meant to be part of a nationwide call for “integrity.”

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“Our country is not perfect, never has been,” said the event’s organizer, who would only identify himself as Matt and said his nickname is “Slim.”

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“But we’ve always had the First Amendment, and now Mango Mussolini is trying to take that from us,” he said, referring to a derogatory nickname for President Trump.

CBS said declining viewership and diminishing profits led to its decision to end the show in May 2026, effectively firing the 61-year-old talk-show host Colbert — but critics claim the network bowed to pressure from Trump.

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CBS’s parent company finalized an $8.4 billion merger with Skydance Media shortly after Colbert was told he was on his last season. The merger required federal approval.

Colbert has also been among the top talk-show hosts who routinely roast Trump.

“This is a First Amendment attack,” a protester who refused to give her name said of the closing-down of the show. “We can’t stand for that.”

Still, Colbert has also come under fire for featuring predominantly lefty-leaning guests.

According to the right-leaning group MRC NewsBusters, Colbert has had 176 liberal guests and only one Republican on his show since 2022.

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The cast and crew who make the show: around 200 people.
The amount of people who give a fuck if the show is cancelled: around 20 people.
I could run a show in my basement for the low price of two jars of pickles and a stick of RAM and it would run a bigger profit.
 
Colbert has been unfunny and boring for almost a decade now, probably more like 15 years if you consider the glory days of the Report were over once W left office. Who gives a shit about some fossil being shitcanned?


There's your first problem, you can't go by "Slim" unless your first name is Jim.

Not true, going by “Slim” if your real name is Willy McCoy is acceptable as well, Jim Croce confirmed it!
 
"Wait, I won't be paid for this? Then I'm not going!" Another sputtering wet shart of a public gathering.
It's gotta be rough to be one of the "protestors" who still shows up. Imagine that the government announces that they're gonna stop paying people to go to bars/shooting ranges/church/sporting events/playing vidya online or whatever social shit you do for fun. You scoff at the news, and roll your eyes at the deranged conspiracy theory being peddled by whatever news outlet you're reading. Six months later, and you find that 99% of the people who used to show up for these events have stopped coming. You slowly realize that the news was right, and you've been spending your leisure time going to these events for free. Meanwhile, everyone else was getting paid to attend by the government in an attempt to make your retarded interest seem like it had any appeal beyond a handful of embarrassing autists. It's gotta be a wild experience. Actual Truman Show shit. Psychosis-inducing revelation.
 
Who the fuck actually watches television?
I would figure people watch this sludge through streaming or something.

Also, me. I watch T.V. sometimes. Not because I am invested in anything, but because airway T.V. intrigues me for some reason.. You hook up a cheap ass 3 dollar antenna and bam, wireless free picture shows to make noise as you do spring cleaning.
 
“But we’ve always had the First Amendment, and now Mango Mussolini is trying to take that from us,” he said, referring to a derogatory nickname for President Trump.
For one day, just one day, I wish Donald would act like the fascist they cluelessly accuse him of being, and send thugs to execute these faggots in the street. It would be brilliant television.
 
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The fuck do you mean "Heil to the no"? Hail to the no? Health to the no? Fucking illiterate retard knew her sign was stupid so she hid her face.
I believe the sign is referencing the song "Hell to the Naw Naw Naw" by Bishop Bullwinkle, but "hell" is "heil" because Donald Hitler.
 
Who the fuck actually watches television?
Old people. The ones rotting in care homes aren't watching late-night TV, but an awful lot of seniors still living independently turn their TVs on first thing in the morning, leave them on all day while puttering around the house, and only turn them off before they go to bed. And the older they are, the more likely they are to do it.

The Late Show is the top-rated late-night talk show; back in February it pulled in an audience of 2.03 million (down from 2.577 million in April 2024), with only 214,000 of those in the desirable age 18-49 demographic (down from 292,000). Since children aren't watching late-night TV, and scarcely any under-18 teens, that means that the balance is people over 50, and most of those will be a lot older than that.

Colbert was astroturfed to high hell just like every other late-night host faggot. He was a useless propaganda tool because no one but the most brain-dead retards actually listened and believed what he was spouting.
He was a thoroughly redundant propaganda tool, on a network already full of them.

The Late Show's ratings and audience were sinking year-over-year, on a show that costs $100 million to produce, has 200 staffers, and lost $40 million last year alone.

Colbert isn't needed for his preaching-to-the-choir services any more. His contract was set to expire next year anyway, so it's just not getting renewed and CBS will come up with something else that is much cheaper to produce to stick in that time slot.

They didn't even have more than 20 studio audience regulars to trot out in NYC? Honestly kind of shocking, makes me wonder how they filled up the studio every taping.
With 200 staff on that show, they always had at least some seat fillers at the ready. And there are agencies that specialize in recruiting and providing paid audience members for events, so I would not be surprised if hiring audience members has become a regular occurrence.
 
Skibidi Biden did him in


This bit alone should have made him a candidate for capital punishment
The funny thing about Skibidi Biden is that Colbert was making fun of the Democrats with that bit - the whole joke is that's the kind of horrible, out of touch, cursed memes whoever the Biden administration hired to fill their "Meme Manager" position would come up with. The same skit referenced the I Can Haz Cheezburger cat in TYOOL 2024, they weren't trying to make it actually good, it was just so utterly awful it kind of looped around and backfired on them.
 
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