Prison Letters Oct 3 2021 - Chris writes letter rejecting attempt to convert him to Islam

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Reminds me of a theory that Allah and Christ are the same being....but if he finds a devout/zealot Muslim and spouts that shit, he will be in a world of pain
No "Allah bless you" anytime soon for Chris

Also, won't Muhammad despise the Sonichu comic if he draws Allah as you're not allowed to depict him as a person?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Reminds me of a theory that Allah and Christ are the same being....but if he finds a devout/zealot Muslim and spouts that shit, he will be in a world of pain
No "Allah bless you" anytime soon for Chris

Also, won't Muhammad despise the Sonichu comic if he draws Allah as you're not allowed to depict him as a person?

But Christ is already a figure in Islam.

 

[Aeon Path]

Reminds me of a theory that Allah and Christ are the same being....but if he finds a devout/zealot Muslim and spouts that shit, he will be in a world of pain
No "Allah bless you" anytime soon for Chris

Also, won't Muhammad despise the Sonichu comic if he draws Allah as you're not allowed to depict him as a person?

I haven't read the Qur'an but I don't think it says anything about depicting him as an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon tho.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I haven't read the Qur'an but I don't think it says anything about depicting him as an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon tho.

The point is that Muslim art prefers calligraphy and writing over depicting Allah as anything, and I'm positive Chris isn't equipped for either, much less fasting for Ramadan.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Why am I not shocked that there are weens out there who's retarded and desperate enough for that epik ween trollan infamy to attempt to troll Chris while he is in goddamn JAIL.

@Coupon11 Stop trying to justify your retarded trolling attempt and please fuck off. It's not funny and it will end badly.

 

[Coupon11]

Why am I not shocked that there are weens out there who's retarded and desperate enough for that epik ween trollan infamy to attempt to troll Chris while he is in goddamn JAIL.

@Coupon11 Stop trying to justify your retarded trolling attempt and please fuck off. It's not funny and it will end badly.

Trolling means trying to hurt him.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Hey guys, it's Coupon11. I'm the founder of project cwc islam and I run the PO Box that I sent and received letters with Chris from.
I will transcribe the letter so it can be posted in the CWCki.
Obviously it looks like Chris is not open to Islam. The project is over. Pretty disappointed, I thoufht this could be the one thing that changes his life. The turning point of christory. But at least we found out his opinion on it for the very first time. It has been an honor to contribute to Chris chan knowledge.
Time to update this page. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion

EDIT: Never mind, someone else transcribed it.
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cringe.

Btw I am not against mailing Chris, it’s probably the only real entertainment he can get right now outside of solitaire, an hour of daytime tv and maybe the occasional cheeky after lockdown JO sesh.

I have so many more things I want to know about how he got to where he is, what is he thinking about the people around him, how is prison treating him etc…
trying to make him convert to Islam would be funny for like a day but then what? I think for your gonna be a ween at least do it right and see what he thinks barbs role in this is. Is she a victim? Co-conspirator? What does he think Belle is up to? Also trolling chris when he’s behind bars is like insanely autistic, he’s already in jail what else could you get him to do?

However this is going to be dangerous because Chris doesn’t have the internet “guardians “ to tell him that the letters he’s getting from surf shack Tito and hitler aren't real.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Jesus Christ some of y'all are fucking retarded.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Forget just Joe Biden, how many people are going to be contacting him pretending to be old trolls, former gal-pals, and fictional characters trying to get a cheap piece of the Chris Chan prison saga? It's going to be the Mailbag all over again.

This. He's in a place where receiving mail may be the highlight of his day, and he's got nothing better to do than write back. Also, the odds of being publicly doxxed by Chris are practically nil given how limited contact he's allowed with the outside world. Now, if you want correspondence with him without using a PO box your address is relatively safe. Unless you're stupidly writing him about committing actual crimes and such, no correctional officers in bumfuck Virginia would care about the internet famous motherfucker in their custody getting "fan mail" from weirdos.

I looked into any restrictions jails and prisons have on incoming mail, some have very strict ones. In checking the CVRJ's (hilariously late 90's looking) website, there's no information about any mail do's and don'ts. So aside from something they would obviously restrict, like porno or threatening violence, I wonder how much leeway they have in determining what mail Chris receives. Like if after skimming thru the 50th letter from a stranger asking for a drawn blessing from Jesus Sonichu herself, I wonder if it's within the law that a CO can say fuck it, any message like that from now on gets tossed right into the round file. Any legal fags have insight into this?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I will try and say this in the simplest way possible.


1. Stop trying to defend Chris, he's proven himself an asshole and doesn't deserve sympathy.


2. Feeding Chris this religion stuff is just going to make him boring and him getting beat up by Muslim cell mates is wishful thinking because that would at least be interesting.


3. I think the goal here should be to see an entertaining outcome from him, and if your goal is to try and "convert" him you are retarded and should convert yourself into being dead.

 

[Neil]

It wasn't just a "funny idea". I really thought it could be the thing that changes his life. I was severely messed up growing up but converting to Islam helped me a lot. Also it stopped the entire Arabian Peninsula from torturing animals...
He's not open to Islam anyway, so it's useless to keep trying.

You're a faggot. Stop trying to give an already delusional, mentally ill man even worse ideas to run with.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

It wasn't just a "funny idea". I really thought it could be the thing that changes his life. I was severely messed up growing up but converting to Islam helped me a lot. Also it stopped the entire Arabian Peninsula from torturing animals...
He's not open to Islam anyway, so it's useless to keep trying.

Jesus H Christ, you’re fucking stupid aren’t you? You’re trying to convert Chris to Islam in one of those Bible Thumper part of Virginia. Plus Chris’s interaction with a Moslem in jail will get Chris killed.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

I can’t even begin to describe how retarded all of this is.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

If the letters keep coming at this pace, we'll eventually get a more detailed description of the sexual relationship between Chris and Barb. Chris can't help oversharing, isn't smart enough to realize why he shouldn't and is too confident to be afraid.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Hmmm... can anyone transcribe this letter? This is the third jail letter from Chris, and this better be on the CWCki.

Basically Chris claims to be Allah and Jesus

By Allah,he is a disgusting heretic.

Are we gonna get a jihad saga soon?

 

[Guinan's hats]

The Muslims Chris is more likely to meet in a Virginia Regional jail would be NOI members, right? They probably won't think that a pasty white fatboy even invoking the name of Allah would be acceptable.

 

[AGPinochet]

MUSLIMS IN JAIL.

Most Muslims in jail are Niggos who are doing time for Murder and Armed Robbery or are otherwise Scientology tier "Muslims" belonging to the Nation of Islam

 

[Terrorist]

Don't fucking do this shit. The last thing that crazy motherfucking lunatic needs is more shit pumping into his brain, and considering the type of Muslims he's likely to meet in jail, him telling them he's part of a council of Gods and is/he's greater than Allah, and 40% of the Ummah are toxic is likely to result in him getting beaten to death.
I know it seems like a funny idea but Chris is fucked in the head, the last thing he needs adding to his delusions is Islam.

There aren't "Prison Muslims" in Bumfuck Central Virginia Jail. While "What if Chris was in an episode of Oz" is a funny thought, it won't resemble reality in the slightest. There aren't very many Prison Muslims anywhere, anymore, and almost no new converts; the NOI is a shadow of what it once was and has no hold in the current generation.

 

[Rapechu]

Jesus H Christ, you’re fucking stupid aren’t you? You’re trying to convert Chris to Islam in one of those Bible Thumper part of Virginia. Plus Chris’s interaction with a Moslem in jail will get Chris killed.

While I am aware that nobody will agree with me and my post will be spammed with "dumb" and "islamic content" because it goes against the "Sophisticated gentlemen trolls who only observe and laugh from a distance" culture of this board, I think that reaching out to Chris in earnest to give him some spiritual guidance is admirable even if most people would consider him a lost cause. Some people believe in the power of faith to change a person and I find it refreshing that there's at least one person out there willing to have sympathy on this lunatic or think that he might have some good in him.

 

[Terrorist]

While I am aware that nobody will agree with me and my post will be spammed with "dumb" and "islamic content" because it goes against the "Sophisticated gentlemen trolls who only observe and laugh from a distance" culture of this board, I think that reaching out to Chris in earnest to give him some spiritual guidance is admirable even if most people would consider him a lost cause. Some people believe in the power of faith to change a person and I find it refreshing that there's at least one person out there willing to have sympathy on this lunatic or think that he might have some good in him.

Nobody genuinely wants to give Chris spiritual guidance. They're shameless attention whores who want more content and to gain attention for it because content is in high demand but short supply. It was never true that trolls were in it to help Chris see the errors of his ways through tough love.