Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Smug Chuckler]

lol losing relationships over politics, can a fucking meteor smash this sad planet already?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’ve been thinking about writing in my vote again this voting year. Who does KF think I should write in?

Right now, I’m leaning between these three groups of people:

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[Bagronkleton]

I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been many novelty articles about some animal that will predict this election. There's usually a dozen of 'em around this point just to chum the clickbait waters

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I’ve been thinking about writing in my vote again this voting year. Who does KF think I should write in?

Right now, I’m leaning between these three groups of people:

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Write in Hank Hill, I'll tell you what

 

[aphelion]

I’ve been thinking about writing in my vote again this voting year. Who does KF think I should write in?

Right now, I’m leaning between these three groups of people:

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Hank Hill 2020

 

[crocodilian]

I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been many novelty articles about some animal that will predict this election. There's usually a dozen of 'em around this point just to chum the clickbait waters

As the site's resident fat reptile, I predict Trump will win and surprise the country by snagging a formerly-blue state.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Hunter's enormous juicy cock and general corruption aren't the crux of the laptop leaks. What's really important is the evidence his father was directly implicated in selling his influence to hostile foreign powers while he was VP.

Trump is no saint, but the fact that the MSM and a horde of corrupt politicians seem to hate him tells me he must be doing something right.

Corruption and nepotism is a moot argument, Biden and Trump are both morally bankrupt.
Most traditional news outlets have an inherent bias against conservatives that hardly means anything to Trump supporters since it's all fake news at the end of the day and I firmly believe that other politicians only hate him because Trump peels back the veneer of social acceptability. They all mostly back his policies, notice how even the supposedly radical left doesn't fight him too hard most of the time?, they just don't like the ugly face he fronts it with.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

I’ve been thinking about writing in my vote again this voting year. Who does KF think I should write in?

Right now, I’m leaning between these three groups of people:

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Hank/Dale 2020

 

[Psychic Espeon]

Call me a doomer, but I'm expecting a blue landslide. Biden gets the presidency, Dems increase their majority in the House and take a majority in the Senate.

No matter how this goes, though, the aftermath is going to be very ugly. Both sides believe the other is colluding to fix the election (muh Russia/muh RW militias & voter fraud, ballot harvesting etc.) Regardless of the result, there will be millions of voters who outright reject the result of the election and perceive it as fraudulent and illegitimate.

Get /comfy/ while you still can.

I think Trump will get 4 more years and Republicans will win in the Senate. But either way, the House will remain in Democratic Hands.

If Biden were to win though, I think he won't get much done unless he has Majority Control in the Senate.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Doesn't matter who you vote for, just stay a decent human being. Something, what people should have considered 4 years ago.

I remember the day of the 2016 election I made a sort of plea for niceness on my social media page, that people be mature because I sensed that no matter who won the election, there would be a veritable shitstorm.

I look back on that and I cringe at my naivete while also feeling sad that everything got worse over the last 4 years. Fuck, this year alone's caused so much political anguish and I just want it over with.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

if you think liberty is the right for you to do all the drugs in the world and where silly obscene t-shirts then you're a dumb bitch.

It's like the comedian Dave Smith said "People become attracted to Libertarianism in a sort of leftwing it's okay to do drugs and have lots of sex kind of way, then Hans Hermann Hoppe comes along and says no, if I'm the property owner I'm not putting up with any of that bullshit, you'll be physically removed."

 

[Not Even Twice]

The fact that this isn't expected to be a giant win for Trump makes me very disappointed in America. There are actual mummies that look in better health than Joe Biden.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

I’ve been thinking about writing in my vote again this voting year. Who does KF think I should write in?

Right now, I’m leaning between these three groups of people:

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Beavis/Butt-Head 2020. If you don't write them in, you're a bunghole.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Yes~ Hunter's not running for president so I don't give a shit about him or how Eric compares. There's something clearly wrong with both Trump and Biden, I just happen to dislike and disagree with Trump (or the neocon's whispering in his ear) more.

The same neocons that have been throwing a shitfit for the last few years, because trump has been dialing back their foreverwars? Somehow I doubt they have all that much influence over him.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

I'm honestly expecting Biden to win, every single rich mofo wants Trump out.

i want to be wrong tho, that would be way funnier.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I remember the day of the 2016 election I made a sort of plea for niceness on my social media page, that people be mature because I sensed that no matter who won the election, there would be a veritable shitstorm.

I look back on that and I cringe at my naivete while also feeling sad that everything got worse over the last 4 years. Fuck, this year alone's caused so much political anguish and I just want it over with.

That's why I want to do a "no-bragging" deal with the people who are politically different than me. Starting Tuesday, the shit is gonna be going so fast. No one's gonna have time to deal with that shit, and it's gonna be a huge clusterfuck.

 

[Dom Cruise]

It's gonna be an absolute shitshow and I wouldn't be surprised if it blows up into an actual civil war, anything is possible at this point.

 

[cypocryphy]

I'm not going to take my schizophrenia medication on Tuesday to make the day even more interesting.

 

[Jack Awful]

Tell me seer, will Null get married?

Didn't he get gay married for citizenship for whatever country he's currently in?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

I didn't vote for Donald Trump because I think he's an expert with money and thus fit to fix the country's economy after a viral scare

...his businesses have gone bankrupt multiple times and his solution to 'fixing the economy' was to buy junk bonds and uncap the amount of money the fed could print which has now created a ticking timebomb for the economy. I don't know what about that screams 'good with money'.

Didn't he get gay married for citizenship for whatever country he's currently in?

Is he not in the Philippines anymore?