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Have a waiter bring a whole pitcher of water and drink it all in front of him while maintaining eye contact. Further relish in your superiority to food industry workers.
 
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Golden Face said:
the only kind of beer that tastes good is root beer. i'm convinced that people who actually enjoy the taste of alcohol aren't human.

water is the best drink to have with a meal though.
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I used to feel this way myself, but discovered over time that like wine, there are so many varieties of beer out there that it's really just a question of finding one you actually enjoy. Not all of them are bitter and alcohol-forward, some are better suited to specific seasons, etc.

Just steer clear of mass-market American domestics. That horse piss would put anyone off beer.
 
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Golden Face said:
the only kind of beer that tastes good is root beer. i'm convinced that people who actually enjoy the taste of alcohol aren't human.

water is the best drink to have with a meal though.
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It’s not the alcohol taste people like. It’s the other parts. You power through the burn so you can appreciate the flavor. It’s not unlike spicy or bitter food in that sense.

I’m a big fan of Baltic porters and some kinds of hard liquor so I can say I do in fact like the taste of “alcohol”, just not the actual alcohol taste part.
 
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Golden Face said:
the only kind of beer that tastes good is root beer. i'm convinced that people who actually enjoy the taste of alcohol aren't human.

water is the best drink to have with a meal though.
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Well, for aged spirits, the higher the proof of the drink, the more flavor from the aging process can be dissolved into the alcohol that can’t dissolve in water. Alcohol is more of a sensation than a flavor, and its the flavor people will shell out big bux for.
 
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I want some of that good shit, the pure alcohol wine the ancient Greeks made that could knock out a Cyclops after a few gulps.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Mostly water and tea. Sometimes white wine on a date night. I only drink sweet white wine tho cause dry wine is disgusting.
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Red meat with white wine or white meat with red wine?
 
Shidoen said:
Nature has to be conserved somehow. You haven’t lived until you try deer and lamb together.
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Freshly killed deer is one of the best meats. Completely different planet compared to the freezed shit they sell at the supermarket.

You eat it and you just know that you can invent the wheel and that brain damage from nutrient deficiency is real.
 
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