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- Feb 8, 2022
Okay you know the drill by now.
Cats are incorrigible. Cats are smelly. Cats are constantly getting themselves into life-threatening situations and when you finally rescue them from that 1-foot deep drainage ditch they give you that nasty glare as if you were Hitler incarnate. When released into the public they are constantly getting pwned by their natural lords and superiors, the Dog. When they're not doing that they're either chilling in the middles of roads waiting for unsuspecting BMW drivers to splatter them dead, or absolutely decimating the native fauna. They mate like crazy and when they eventually pop out their litters of four or five kids if will be YOU who is left to clean up the mess. They scratch your furnishings. They have spikes on their dicks. They have no sense of style. They have no notion of loyalty, but even if they did they don't have the willpower or the strength to back it up.
Despite all these obvious shortcomings, the cat has been elevated to a god-like status throughout human history by nearly all civilizations including our fellow Netizens of The Web. Cats are given a free pass for every wrongdoing simply for being a 'cute and cuddly furbaby'. You are constantly assaulted by videos of cats doing stupid shit on nearly every social media platform available. The felinization of modern society seeks to destroy one of humanity's most important relationships: the one between a man and his dog. A cat will never guard your precious flock or defend your children from wolves. They will never pull a sled for 50 miles in the Alaskan winter. They will not wait for you by your grave for years after your passing. They exist solely to part you from your money and cardboard boxes, and when you are gone they will simply move on to the next schmuck dumb enough fall for their little tricks.
TL;DR: Cats are fickle creatures and their affections are unearned. Share your own experiences of feloids being insufferable below.
Cats are incorrigible. Cats are smelly. Cats are constantly getting themselves into life-threatening situations and when you finally rescue them from that 1-foot deep drainage ditch they give you that nasty glare as if you were Hitler incarnate. When released into the public they are constantly getting pwned by their natural lords and superiors, the Dog. When they're not doing that they're either chilling in the middles of roads waiting for unsuspecting BMW drivers to splatter them dead, or absolutely decimating the native fauna. They mate like crazy and when they eventually pop out their litters of four or five kids if will be YOU who is left to clean up the mess. They scratch your furnishings. They have spikes on their dicks. They have no sense of style. They have no notion of loyalty, but even if they did they don't have the willpower or the strength to back it up.
Despite all these obvious shortcomings, the cat has been elevated to a god-like status throughout human history by nearly all civilizations including our fellow Netizens of The Web. Cats are given a free pass for every wrongdoing simply for being a 'cute and cuddly furbaby'. You are constantly assaulted by videos of cats doing stupid shit on nearly every social media platform available. The felinization of modern society seeks to destroy one of humanity's most important relationships: the one between a man and his dog. A cat will never guard your precious flock or defend your children from wolves. They will never pull a sled for 50 miles in the Alaskan winter. They will not wait for you by your grave for years after your passing. They exist solely to part you from your money and cardboard boxes, and when you are gone they will simply move on to the next schmuck dumb enough fall for their little tricks.
TL;DR: Cats are fickle creatures and their affections are unearned. Share your own experiences of feloids being insufferable below.
