Official Kiwifarms Cat-Hate Thread - dogz r00l cats dr00l

Shidoen said:
MICE EATER
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Speaking of eating mice, there was a poster earlier in the thread who had the audacity to claim that cats built civilization because they could *drum roll*... kill rodents.

AS IF THERE ARENT HUNDREDS OF SPECIALIZED DOG BREEDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT ARE BUILT TO KILL VERMIN, MICE AND ALL.
 
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I don't hate cats. I just don't have any. I can't really afford pets. If I had the money I would rather invest it in children. Not four legged stand ins for children which is all pets are these days. I'm also lazy and the idea of having to clean up shit piss and puke from animal has zero appeal to me.
 
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EpicGamerMoment said:
are you one of them
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Yeah, you might have heard of me.
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I think pod-person globalism and the fact cats shit in boxes is far and away the main reason for their cult-like status.

Because they're convenient animals for the modern bugman lifestyle they've been elevated to this status like they're great pets when the reality is they just happen to be one of the only animals you can let loose in your house/apartment that will deal with its own waste so you can leave it alone while you go work your depressing office job.
They also won't force pale, atrophied, socially destitute hermits to actually go outside (where they might encounter HUMANS) or roughhouse with them like dogs will.

That convenience has led to them being the surrogate that countless social recluses emotionally latch on to.
Also because bugmen are narcissists and love posting about themselves online that's led to the proliferation of the idea cats are good pets (since that's the pet they have, so it must be the best) instead of simply convenient pets, even though cats are some of the most emotionally distant animals you could deal with next to reptiles.

I'd be almost as happy to hang out with a boa constrictor. They're alright, even if they are tube creatures.

Radion_Godiva said:
Cats don't care that you fags hate them.
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Yeah, and they don't really care if you love them either. That's why they're great pets for weirdos who project a lot.
 
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make_it_so said:
It was cats that hunted down and destroyed the rodents that would gather and feed on our stored grains and spread diseases
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Aren't cats only mousers? I've read that rats are too big for most cats to deal with and there are dog breeds like Jack Russels that deal with those.
umami's milk said:
Why is it that cats always default to shoving their butt in your face when they don't get their way?
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They actually do that to show they trust you because their butt is a vulnerable area.
A cat showing you their butt is a normal behavior among cats themselves, particularly among feline friends. It likely means they trust you and probably want attention.

There have been suggestions that this is an instinctive behavior, and that cats backing into your face with their tails up is a throwback to how kittens would allow their mothers to clean them. (It’s for the best if you don’t think too hard about that sentence.) This particular presentation could also be your cat’s way of demonstrating that he trusts you, or feels affectionate toward you.

“If the cat is being friendly to the person by purring and rubbing on them, has relaxed ears and a relaxed body, and then puts his rear end in their face, it is likely a friendly gesture,” Fisher says.
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I like both cats and dogs equally. I've only had dogs so far but am always happy when someone has a cat I can pet and bring treats and toys when I visit.
 
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