Official Kiwifarms Cat-Hate Thread - dogz r00l cats dr00l

I love how we are all (rightfully) shitting on OP

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EpicGamerMoment said:
You can keep your post-ironic meta humor "dank memes" lmao
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Take a look at your avatar and then read this sentence again. It's like all object permanence abandons feloids and cognitive dissonance takes the reigns when they think it'll help them 'win' the argument. Cats are autistic by nature. This is known.
Android raptor said:
Fuck off to the nearest woodchipper, zoosadists
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Nothing zoosadist here. Just acknowledging that dogs are the tried and true companion for mankind!

Lake said:
I find it ironic that all this cat hate is only possible because cats and @Cats allow it, even appointing canine-loving mods so the dogoids are fooled into a false sense of validation and safety. At any moment, cats could drop the pretense and give everyone like you pink eye by sitting on your pillow.

You think about that.
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Why is it that cats always default to shoving their butt in your face when they don't get their way? Also there's a million dog-shitting threads on this forum, so you better quit whatever crack you're smoking.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
First of all, people insist on having cats around then they murder animals that are actually interesting and pleasant that come to visit, like birds. Yet if you went outside with your 22 and shot some cat someone let loose to wander around the neighborhood killing the wildlife, a whole horde of chest-slapping retards would descend on you.
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I got cats specifically to murder animals around me.
 
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While man's history with the humble cat isn't as long and historied as it is with the dog, it is still long and historied. They are still explicitly social animals who have developed a symbiotic relationship with us, and ultimately benefit by benefiting us - to the point it is psychologically reinforced in them. The deviant cases some cite are, simply put, deviant cases. No different than the deviant cases this website documents - they do not represent the entire species.

I can understand ambivalence or even reluctance towards being around them - they're still animals of another species, and we have an innate instinct to prefer our own as that is merely how survival works - hatred is explicitly deviant behavior. You're choosing malice against a creature we have cultivated a bond with older than the pyramids out of petty surface-level distastes, and concerns over something easily solved by basic hygiene.

OP is a faggot who goes against human behavior - likely because they're a NIGGER.
 
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Dogsogyny is so normalized in society that now we have people in here claiming that cats are capable of performing all the tasks the average dog can. That cats are 'the superior dog.' Even though a cat cannot even be damned to clean it's own ass after SOMEHOW MISSING IT'S DESIGNATED SHITTING BOX AND SHITTING ALL OVER YOUR CARPET. Not to mention they have half a brain to swallow a fur sandwich, but not the rest of the brain to stop them from vomiting it all up again.

I've Seen Some More Shit said:
You're choosing malice against a creature we have cultivated a bond with older than the pyramids out of petty surface-level distastes, and concerns over something easily solved by basic hygiene.
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Except it's impossible to be even basically hygienic if you've got a cat in your house. They rub their staphylococcus on every surface conceivable.
 
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umami's milk said:
Dogsogyny is so normalized in society that now we have people in here claiming that cats are capable of performing all the tasks the average dog can. That cats are 'the superior dog.' Even though a cat cannot even be damned to clean it's own ass after SOMEHOW MISSING IT'S DESIGNATED SHITTING BOX AND SHITTING ALL OVER YOUR CARPET. Not to mention they have half a brain to swallow a fur sandwich, but not the rest of the brain to stop them from vomiting it all up again.


Except it's impossible to be even basically hygienic if you've got a cat in your house. They rub their staphylococcus on every surface conceivable.
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I'd rub my staph on your surface
 
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Kalsarinännit said:
I'd rub my staph on your surface
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Oh great. Another FELOID with the poopybutt-rape threats. Do us all a favor and brickshit yourself to death.

Dogs don't have problems with their bowel movements because dogs know there is a TIME AND PLACE TO TAKE A SHIT. Also dogs can be trusted to shit outside without causing a mass extinction event.
 
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umami's milk said:
Except it's impossible to be even basically hygienic if you've got a cat in your house. They rub their staphylococcus on every surface conceivable.
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I have this long running joke theory I've talked about lots of times on here about how cats are bioengineered macroscopic "vehicle" animals created in molecular-sized labs on another planet by hyperintelligent T. Gondii colonies and then loaded up on a UFO and sent to earth some time in the neolithic era for the express purpose of infesting the brains of the dominant intelligent non-microscopic lifeforms of this planet with the colonies, which ended up being us humans.

They would use their influence over the minds of those infected to make us think we are thinking our own thoughts but really it is just the will of the colony manipulating and nudging us into its collective ideal society whereupon it will eventually ensure 100% human infection (it's at ~50% now) and then finally when All Are One it will use our species like some giant hivemind to build ever more powerful worlds and technology and propagate further into the galaxy where there may be other colonies of Gondii-infested creatures on planets that cats were sent to for the Earthswarm to link up with and spread throughout the universe.

Everything from the desire the keep and maintain pet cats, live closer together, have social get-togethers, basically any human behavior can be explained as these amoebas subconsciously positioning us to spread and establish a total human infection rate. They are already known to modify behavior in rodents and if they are smart enough to do that they might be smart enough to either hide their ability to modify our behavior until it is too late or make us believe they can't affect us with their powers. The great thing about this theory is that anything is possible, any thought could be one that has been tainted or influenced by the will of the colony.
 
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