OKCupid update?

[Henry Bemis]

Methinks he took the pic during his community service, which either means his supervisor wasn't on his A-game or he's doing it somewhere lax (say, Wesley Mem).

 

[cypocryphy]

And he's trying the same shit that's never worked and never will. That's Chris in a nutshell though.

 

[Marvin]

why does he insist on wearing horizontal stripes?

Seriously, this. I'd almost want to tell Chris that horizontal stripes are going to make fat people look fatter, but, of course, he doesn't think he's fat.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Does he thinks this is a good looking picture then? Like not for nothing but the "Don't comment on the zit" pic looks 10x better than this one.

EDIT- I'm not even talking about the destroyed hair nor the acne. Just the fact that he looks so insanely miserable kills all of it.

 

[CatParty]

why does he insist on wearing horizontal stripes?

Seriously, this. I'd almost want to tell Chris that horizontal stripes are going to make fat people look fatter, but, of course, he doesn't think he's fat.

he just needs to wear all black to fit his current emo phase

 

[cypocryphy]

He emphasizes he wants straight and single girls...as if lesbians in relationships are looking for men on okcupid.

and he can't live without his "creative genius". Oh lord...

 

[spaps]

I'm really good at
Drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy lifting, holding a conversation, showing a woman a good time (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).

Oh, Chris.
Edit:

Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse with.

I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA. (IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS)

Undeniable proof that Sonichu will be the center of Chris' life for all eternity.

 

[Kosher Dill]

and he can't live without his "creative genius". Oh lord...

You don't believe it after seeing the "After" pic of what happens when his creativity leaves him?

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Jesus GodBear Christ, he looks awful.

 

[Surtur]

I am laughing so damn hard right now.

 

[punchabunch]

Not to A-Log, But this has to be the single ugliest picture Chris has taken of himself since any nudes, and I dont think thoose count.

 

[snowkitten91]

Holy godbearjesus, that pic alone is all that is needed to scare away any potential sweetheart. Seriously, he looks like a hobo.

 

[LM 697]

"The most private thing I’m willing to admit I am very interested in sex"

 

[Venusaur]

Huh...I'd never actually bothered to click on the "Personality" part of the profile.

So...a religious, sex crazed man with low mathematical skills? Sign me up.

 

[Rio]

"What I'm doing with my life.
I'm keeping it real."

Also, wtf happened to his hair in the past few months? It's just disappearing at an alarming rate suddenly.

 

[JULAY]

"Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken. "

Oh, this is too rich. Children's books? Check. Child's movie? Check. Favorite singer is a gay icon? Check. Extremely bland favorite foods, much beloved by children? Check.

I also like that someone apparently clued our autistic hero into the fact that 30+ year old guys shouldn't chase after 18 year olds anymore... His age range is now 25-current age.

Also, rapidly progressing baldness aside, when is the last time this unhygenic fuck washed his hair? It looks like a homeless guy's matted beard. I've seen hippies who were letting their hair naturally work into dreads whose hair didn't look that greasy and stringy.

 

[Midnight Kissy Bull]

Oh, horrors. His skin looks shinier and greasier than ever. That receding hairline is pretty awful, too. In a year or so, he'll be sporting the Benjamin Franklin look, but he won't have old Ben's mojo. And Ben was chin deep in da ladies.

 

[GroundUpSweetheart]

I was surprised by the lower bound being above 18 too, but according to the CWCki he had bumped it up to 21 since the creation of this profile back in '09.

 

[Sophia Petrillo]

Huh...I'd never actually bothered to click on the "Personality" part of the profile.

So...a religious, sex crazed man with low mathematical skills? Sign me up.

When you get to be old like me and you haven't had sex in 15 years, that sort of guy starts to sound pretty good.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Turn Offs: Learning from past failures
Turn Ons: Doing the same thing that never works.