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(IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS)
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You know you are fucked if a search engine is your worst enemy.
taking it one day at a time working on my projects and helping my family.
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You mean your mother? Who you once whined about having to take care of her?
get some exercise in;
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Who are you trying to fool? Anyone with eyes will tell that you are getting fatter every time you update a picture, I mean godamn dat neck fat
The first things people usually notice about me I would have to give it to my face
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No objections there, scarecrow hair.
The six things I could never do without -My creative genius.
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Throughout the sagas you've never had an original creative idea so bs to that.
-My good health.
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You had to take Lipitor when you were in your 20s which means you have a high risk of getting type 2 diabetes, and don't even get me started on your colon.
Water.
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Coke is not water.
Please forgive me if I respond coldly or timidly at first, I am very shy, and I am paranoid of most people and the kind of bad person they may be.
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Watch out ladies, he might take a picture of you without your knowledge and upload it to the internet if for a second he thinks you are a troll. Hell he might even try to dox you! Did I mention he once almost ran over an innocent person? And was never sorry about it?
I spend a lot of time thinking about How and where to socialize better.
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Your trips to fast food places show that you sit by yourself, you couldn't possibly be spending all that time thinking about how to be more socialable, it's not rocket science. .
Finding me in Person at my hangout is the best bet. You should message me if You can MEET ME IN PERSON Right Now; Online Communications are OUT
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. How exactly is this going to work? Are you going to expect women to do some research to find out where exactly you are? Oh wait, that would mean they would have to use seach engine wouldn't they?
 
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First one on the third row seems about right.
 
So, kids, what have we learned today:

1. Chris is starting to resemble some sort of obese zombie.

2. He's still a tomgirl.

3. He's still looking for a sweetheart.

4. He's still obsessed about Sonichu.

Why can't he just dress normally, say in single-color sweaters, and cut his hair short? He'd look 1000x more attractive.

EDIT. Does he have 2 profiles or is this http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Sonichu a troll account?
 
Oh my fucking god. His hair. His goddamn hair!

This is Chris now:
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And this is Chris last February, looking into the future:
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My guess is that the background is either his church or his PO's office. Probably his church. And CWC looks horrible, I give him another 5 years at most now that I see this. Timeline: Cadillac breaks down, he tries driving the Mitsubishi or the Aerostar and gets busted for driving an unsafe, uninspected vehicle, then Barb dies, then he ends up either dead of malnutrition, dead of heart-related causes or of a rodent-borne disease (Hantavirus, rabies or Weil's Disease) from the infestation of 14BC and isn't found until the power company, code enforcement or a property-tax assessor investigates the property.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Am I the only one who's genuinely concerned about Chris?
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Save your concern for those willing to help themselves. Chris dooms himself by his inaction.
 
Mr. 0 said:
Oh my fucking god. His hair. His goddamn hair!

This is Chris now:
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And this is Chris last February, looking into the future:
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Wow...just wow. He just keeps getting worse and worse.
 
Christian looks really miserable in this picture. No use pretending his life isn't pretty crappy at this point, I guess.
 
Mr. 0 said:
Oh my fucking god. His hair. His goddamn hair!

This is Chris now:
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And this is Chris last February, looking into the future:
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Has Chris just stopped giving a shit? Over the past few months, he's become more and more repulsive. What the fuck is going on in his head?
"Maybe if I look as shitty as possible, girls will want to become my sweetheart out of pity!"
I wouldn't be surprised if that was his actual reasoning.
 
spaps said:
Over the past few months, he's become more and more repulsive. What the fuck is going on in his head?
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He's still deluding himself into thinking he is handsome.
 
spaps said:
What the fuck is going on in his head?
"Maybe if I look as shitty as possible, girls will want to become my sweetheart out of pity!"
I wouldn't be surprised if that was his actual reasoning.
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When he sees himself, he doesn't see what we see. He sees a way past cool, hip, with it, rad party dude. We see a disheveled 30 something, pale and obese, without the slightest regard for basic hygiene and appearance. Either because of his stupefying ego or autism, he thinks he looks good.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Am I the only one who's genuinely concerned about Chris?
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Nah, but there's really nothing you can do but accept that Chris will be Chris and watch from afar.
Because really, would you want to get yourself involved?
 
KatsuKitty said:
Am I the only one who's genuinely concerned about Chris?
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I think concern is a pretty normal reaction. I'm kinda concerned about him too. I mean, the guy doesn't exactly look healthy. Not physically nor mentally.
 
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