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Mr. 0 said:
Oh my fucking god. His hair. His goddamn hair!

This is Chris now:
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And this is Chris last February, looking into the future:
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Has Chris just stopped giving a shit? Over the past few months, he's become more and more repulsive. What the fuck is going on in his head?
"Maybe if I look as shitty as possible, girls will want to become my sweetheart out of pity!"
I wouldn't be surprised if that was his actual reasoning.
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That seems to me to be the probable scenario.

Also, that doesn't look like acne to me, guys. If he were older, I'd guess liver spots. But, I dunno, maybe an allergic reaction? Maybe bug bites?

Also also, yeah, that looks like his church. The banner in back of him looks churchy, anyway.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Am I the only one who's genuinely concerned about Chris?
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I am too. Truth be told if I was a boyfriend-free girl in CWC's vicinity, I would try my hardest to be there for him and make his dreams come true for him before his PO recommended that he be made a ward of the state or he died.
 
Wow he looks miserable. I guess he got lazy with keeping up the tomgirl persona and just let his hair become a disheveled mess. It looks freaking disgusting.
 
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No one's noticed the, ahem, niggo?

Also, I'm not surprised Chris is unable to to write a dating profile or take a flattering picture. He spends all this time justifying his actions to himself without regard to how it'd look to anyone else. That and he has no clue about human relationships in the first place. Still...

Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels
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Facepalm.
 
If I were face-palming any harder my brain would squeeze out of my ears.

Henry Bemis said:
-Confirmed that he has an iPhone, and that of the six things he can't live without, it comes in only second to his sweetheart, but ahead of his "genius," good health, his glasses, and food/water.
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...but he's been living without most of those things his entire life - this defies even his own logic. Also walking around looking like you smell like a pile of damp, dirty laundry will get you nowhere, Chris.
 
I sorta keep wondering, why can't OPL just try to look somewhat normal? The closest he got was Carlos Chantor.
 
According to himself,he's the hottest dude alive. That's why.
 
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Why can't our Casanova find himself a sexy hot friend to romance? :lol:
 
introman said:
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Why can't our Casanova find himself a sexy hot friend to romance? :lol:
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Am I the only one puzzled by him having to take a "What sexuality am I" test? I'm not one of the people that thinks he is gay but that is puzzling.
 
The only reason Chris even has an OKCupid profile outside of his Love Quest is that he hasn't realized it's run by trolls. If he'd gotten even the slightest unsatisfactory result, he'd run the fuck away from the site.

But then again, Chris is paranoid but not that paranoid. We should hold a fund for him to get hair plugs.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
introman said:
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Why can't our Casanova find himself a sexy hot friend to romance? :lol:
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Am I the only one puzzled by him having to take a "What sexuality am I" test? I'm not one of the people that thinks he is gay but that is puzzling.
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Obviously it's so other people can be convinced of his straightness.
 
To think, as bad as he looks and as bad as it seems he has it, he hasn't even scraped rock bottom.

Also are we sure that's acne or just copious amounts of bug bites from the filth in his house? I can see him living out the urban legend of a spider laying eggs in his face.
 
CatParty said:
I can see him living out the urban legend of a spider laying eggs in his face.
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You made me do it...

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I’m really good at
Drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy lifting, holding a conversation, showing a woman a good time (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).
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Chris you draw like a retard, you write like a retard, and you craft like a retard. You have never made a well thought out decision in your life and lifting office chairs over your head does not count on heavy lifting. Don't even get me started on the last one.

Yes Chris I'm sure your mommy enjoys the numerous lunches with you at McDonald's.
 
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