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You can MEET ME IN PERSON within TWO days of First Communication and that you are able to CALL ME and Accept CALLS FROM ME.
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You can MEET ME IN PERSON Right Now; Online Communications are OUT.
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It's amazing that he went from: you can contact me me only within two days of "first communication" to just you have to find me right now.
It's down to Chris sitting at his hangout spot waiting for a girl who's no taller than 5'10 (srsly da fak?) to pick him up and carry him away from this mean world...basically the same thing he's been doing for almost 10 years.
 
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It's down to Chris sitting at his hangout spot waiting for a girl who's no taller than 5'10 (srsly da fak?) to pick him up and carry him away from this mean world...basically the same thing he's been doing for almost 10 years.
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Among the things I would ask Chris, given the opportunity, would be "Do you expect this to EVER work, and if so, why?"
 
Of course it will. He's the handsome and famous creator of Sonichu. Why wouldn't it work?
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Male said:
It's down to Chris sitting at his hangout spot waiting for a girl who's no taller than 5'10 (srsly da fak?) to pick him up and carry him away from this mean world...basically the same thing he's been doing for almost 10 years.
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Among the things I would ask Chris, given the opportunity, would be "Do you expect this to EVER work, and if so, why?"
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And as Chris would say: Yes, because I'm a creative genius who has suffered multiple heartbreaks and emotional stresses from da trolls, and need a heartsweet to make me happy, and bear my pretty daughter, Crystal Weston Chandler. Also, I need to get back at that Clyde cash and evil JEW, Michael Snyder, and no one will turn me down after hearing of my tragedies
 
Except for that one hooker he called, who hung up on him for wasting her time.
If there's any hooker that deserves an award it was her.
 
He has no clue as to dateing site ettiquite lol.
 
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It's all a scam, what you are really getting a giant baby that just sits on his ass and demands to be fed, praised, and sometimes changed.
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Huh, maybe he should try to hook up with one of those adult baby fetishists.
 
Aside from that quirk, however, they're people who actually work and function in real life, so I think he'd be far to infantile for that. Also, he apparently has a thing against diapers, so...
 
Tomboy said:
Wow he looks miserable. I guess he got lazy with keeping up the tomgirl persona and just let his hair become a disheveled mess. It looks freaking disgusting.
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I don't think Chris is capable of smiling. In any of his pictures where he is smiling he always seems to come across as smarmy.


"I am an all-around, emotionally mature, good natured, high-functioning autistic, heterosexual tomgirl artist. I feel better being treated as a person than some sort of freak or something. I am a good listener, and sometimes I have to take my time thinking about a topic or issue. I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA. (IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS)"


I thought I'd enlarge the only honesty I could find in is opening paragraph. His new name should be Chris Chins.
 
Wow, he is just dropping closer and closer to rock bottom, isn't he?

The moment I first looked at that picture, I felt... Icky. He wasn't a handsome man back in the day, but at least his face didn't make one cringe that much. But now, he really, REALLY let himself go, and looks so ugly now. Combine that with his bodyfat, and it's amazing that still he believes women will gladly do the hump and pump with him. So much for salads...

Also:

"I feel better being treated as a person than some sort of freak or something"

This coming from the same guy who viewed other autistics as "Windows into hell" and also viewed people who happen to have a few, uh.. Bodily defects as ugly freaks that he does not want to hang around.. Ironic. But then, that's Chris.
 
trip2themoon said:
I thought I'd enlarge the only honesty I could find in is opening paragraph. His new name should be Chris Chins.
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May I nominate Chris Strands as a candidate for his name change?
 
He's finally reaping what he's sown.

He's going to keep getting worse and worse because he thinks a sweetheart will change his life and solve all his problems.

I wonder if CWC qualifies as being psychotic. He certainly isn't in touch with reality. Probably not psychotic, he would be if he thought he was the most handsome man alive.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
he would be if he thought he was the most handsome man alive.
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he just might think that,you never know. Although last year on his FB he made a post questioning his handsomeness.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
So, kids, what have we learned today:

1. Chris is starting to resemble some sort of obese zombie.
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He Changed the Photo



YO DAWG, I BE KEEPING IT REAL, N' SHIT
 

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LordCustos3 said:
DykesDykesChina said:
So, kids, what have we learned today:

1. Chris is starting to resemble some sort of obese zombie.
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Courtesy of the "Dead Yourself" walking dead app.
 
Can anyone ACTUALLY imagine waking up and looking at that in the mirror every single day?

I'd delude myself too.
 
Butta Face Lopez is probably the best forum name so far. I actually think its her posting at first glance.
 
If you search someone's username on OkCupid it will list their profile. An icon will tell you how often they reply. A blue envelope means they haven't gotten any messages or replies in a week. Since Chris doesn't have that (He has a green dot) it means someone messaged him or replied to him recently.

So yeah... he could possibly be conversing with a local female. Not likely but that would be hilarious.
 
LordCustos3 said:
DykesDykesChina said:
So, kids, what have we learned today:

1. Chris is starting to resemble some sort of obese zombie.
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Fucking beat me to it >:(

Kudos for your knowledge of obscure zombies though. :)
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
If you search someone's username on OkCupid it will list their profile. An icon will tell you how often they reply. A blue envelope means they haven't gotten any messages or replies in a week. Since Chris doesn't have that (He has a green dot) it means someone messaged him or replied to him recently.

So yeah... he could possibly be conversing with a local female. Not likely but that would be hilarious.
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Very interesting....anything you can tell us about this, Marvin?
 
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