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[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Here's more irregular choice!

These are perfect for crazy dog ladies.

I can't stop imagining these with a picture of goatse in them.

 

[Barbarella]

Stop with the ugly!!

I tried to buy these and they were out. Second greatest (shopping) regret of my life.

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And, several years later, they are winging my way from Italy. All leather pair instead of velvet, but since they are two seasons ago, beggers can’t be choosers-and they were $1300.00 cheaper than when I originally saw them.

 

[Nuttelex]

My gf got me these for Xmas.

Nike Air Max TN OG Purple, Nike Epic React Flyknit, Puma Netfit Jamming, and Adidas POD 3.1

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

The Japanese have improved crocs tenfold by creating a weeaboo version shaped like kitty paws. They're called "Akiba Sandals" and they're sold out everywhere

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Only $1600 to look like a toddler in her princess phase wrapped your ugly shoe up in a bedazzled ribbon!

 

[Paige Matheson]

And, several years later, they are winging my way from Italy. All leather pair instead of velvet, but since they are two seasons ago, beggers can’t be choosers-and they were $1300.00 cheaper than when I originally saw them.

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I actually like the leather better.

 

[Sadcake]

Birks and socks are the comfiest shit ever. Fuck all ya'll.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I don't get "Irregular Choice" shoes. They look like the most uncomfortable shoes ever ... And most of them are fucking ugly and absolutely ridiculous. Most of the people who wear them are grown ass women in their 30s as well (because they can afford $150-$200 shoes).

 

[KelpieSelkie]

I kind of love and hate buying new shoes. I got two pairs of tennis shoes last year for work and just walking around, and they're both already pretty dirty looking. It's hard to find cute shoes in my size (11) in a store where I can try them on, so I wear the ones I have until they're essentially falling apart. I was hoping that by having 2 pairs of shoes that can fit the same purpose they will last longer than one pair used constantly. I think it's working nicely so far.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Balenciaga made some haute couture crocs. 800 dollars for a pair.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I don't get "Irregular Choice" shoes. They look like the most uncomfortable shoes ever ... And most of them are fucking ugly and absolutely ridiculous. Most of the people who wear them are grown ass women in their 30s as well (because they can afford $150-$200 shoes).

They remind me of Fluevogs, the preferred heel of white chicks with danger hair who buy reproduction vintage clothes cause they won't fit into actual vintage clothes.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

They remind me of Fluevogs, the preferred heel of white chicks with danger hair who buy reproduction vintage clothes cause they won't fit into actual vintage clothes.

They can buy vintage reproduction shoes that DON'T look ridiculous and don't cost hundreds of dollars, tho ... There's a plethora of stores and brands who release that stuff.

Pet peeve: A lot of women don't really "get" what vintage style is. They think it's just a top with a circle skirt and call it a day. And a lot of the skirts they buy (that a lot of vintage reproduction stores sell, btw) have such loud and cartoonish patterns that they end up looking like Yurple the Clown from the WWF Attitude Era:

ANYWAY, shoes ... Irregular Choice is tacky, tacky, tacky.


EDIT: I just took a look at Fluevogs. Good lord, so much hideousness.

On what planet are these "40-60's" era looks? These legit look like something that the Spice Girls or Britney Spears would have worn in 1999.

 

[Sadcake]

Shit man. That looks like something someone's barbie would have worn in the 70's 80's.

Freaking woman children

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I'm so mad, I was reading this thread all day and kept thinking to myself, I can't wait till I get home and show these fuckers fluevogs

Tbf they have some decent designs and have some good Victorian style shoes which are nice for re-enactors

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Here's more kawaii Japanese crocs.

They remind me of Fluevogs, the preferred heel of white chicks with danger hair who buy reproduction vintage clothes cause they won't fit into actual vintage clothes.

Irregular choice does cater to a similar clientele. Here's some pics of their customers from instagram:

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Some people just like the tacky aesthetic.

 

[Dysnomia]

They can buy vintage reproduction shoes that DON'T look ridiculous and don't cost hundreds of dollars, tho ... There's a plethora of stores and brands who release that stuff.

Pet peeve: A lot of women don't really "get" what vintage style is. They think it's just a top with a circle skirt and call it a day. And a lot of the skirts they buy (that a lot of vintage reproduction stores sell, btw) have such loud and cartoonish patterns that they end up looking like Yurple the Clown from the WWF Attitude Era:

ANYWAY, shoes ... Irregular Choice is tacky, tacky, tacky.


EDIT: I just took a look at Fluevogs. Good lord, so much hideousness.

On what planet are these "40-60's" era looks? These legit look like something that the Spice Girls or Britney Spears would have worn in 1999.

The vintage branding is probably nothing more than a sale point.

Here's more kawaii Japanese crocs.
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Irregular choice does cater to a similar clientele. Here's some pics of their customers from instagram:

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They remind me of the fish tank platforms from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. I believe that scene was a parody of a scene from The Mack.

I'm wondering though, how do you keep the snow globe from cracking? There must be a weight limit on these things.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

The vintage branding is probably nothing more than a sale point.



They remind me of the fish tank platforms from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. I believe that scene was a parody of a scene from The Mack.

I'm wondering though, how do you keep the snow globe from cracking? There must be a weight limit on these things.

Fun fact: you can actually buy fish tank platforms.

 

[PersonOfOstracize]

But is it really high fashion unless you're suffocating some bettas in there?

 

[Slowboat to China]

It's fucking cold here and I am, once again, spending the season in Army boots. (The same ones I mentioned on the first page of this thread. These things are indestructible, I swear.) But something about the six inches of ice on my sidewalk makes me yearn for the kind of shoes that can't survive being run over with a truck.

Though is it just me, or have Louboutins gotten tackier lately? I swear there wasn't as much glitter the last time I poked my nose into their digital storefront. And I definitely don't remember seeing shoes that look like Aquaman's shiny pecs.

 

[Sparklepants]

It's fucking cold here and I am, once again, spending the season in Army boots. (The same ones I mentioned on the first page of this thread. These things are indestructible, I swear.) But something about the six inches of ice on my sidewalk makes me yearn for the kind of shoes that can't survive being run over with a truck.

Though is it just me, or have Louboutins gotten tackier lately? I swear there wasn't as much glitter the last time I poked my nose into their digital storefront. And I definitely don't remember seeing shoes that look like Aquaman's shiny pecs.

Like most designer wear it’s gotten hypebeasted. When ostentatious celebrities call out the brand they start producing tackier and tackier items to remain in vogue. I noticed the same with with Chanel handbags, they’ve gotten really flashy. I just want a subtle bag and they don’t really exist anymore.