Have you ever considered that we are the real people and you are fake? You check all the boxes as not actually being a real human being, because you do not exhibit any of the indicators that biologists and anthropologists look for in what is considered human
Instead, you're closer to one of the forebears for humanity, homo neanderthalensis or heidelbergensis perhaps. Definitely a step backwards on the evolutionary scale.
I posit that you are some form of mimicking ape, going through the motions to please us, your masters. That's why you keep doing the same things over and over and over again, my fellow farmers have been quite charitable in calling it mental illness but its how you've been trained, you don't know any differently
That's why you're harmless, completely impotent, and that's why its so fucking funny when you try to act like an authority on anything or act like you mean anything to anyone or threaten us, individually or collectively, with anything, because an ape like you is an authority on shit, shit is the only thing that you matter to (negative connotation, i assure you) and you flinging shit at us trying to be intimidating is the most laughable thing, its like being threatened by a retard or a Downs person, we know you're only doing it out of pure fear and abject insecurity
tldr you belong in the zoo lol