It does have a horrid taste. I don't understand the appeal of this drink past college dates.How the fuck do you even drink Jagermeister in senile geezer age? What the fuck is wrong for that to happen?
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It does have a horrid taste. I don't understand the appeal of this drink past college dates.How the fuck do you even drink Jagermeister in senile geezer age? What the fuck is wrong for that to happen?
If I was such a disappointment to my mother where she tried to kill herself I would never forgive myself. Jesus Christ, this is as dark as it gets.
Lol. Oh you took all your meds at once? Ill check on you in a little. What a fucking scumbag. I mean we already knew but goddamn dude.
An extraordinarily generous interpretation. Quite heart warming to think of it this way.There are people who're in prison for murder whose parents visit them - if someone's going to kill themselves, that's an existential and personal choice. Claiming it's someone else's fault that you're going to kill yourself is some weak shit and a deflection from your own grim reality. You can't possibly cause someone else to kill themselves.
He's obviously used to her bullshit by now. 2 of her 3 children don't speak to her, and he literally lives with her to take care of her. Yeah he gets lit on Fridays (where, if he gets a second bottle and gets 'too drunk' she'll call the police rather than an ambulance...) so he can earn $1700 in 3 hours while they live in poverty housing - do you see where I'm going with this?
How many children wipe their parent's ass, even if imperfectly? Blade's been a piece of shit in a lot of ways, but the way he deals with Peggy is something very few sons are willing to do. And no one should ever tell someone else they're going to kill themselves because of them, let alone a mother to her son. She's an embarrassment.
An extraordinarily generous interpretation. Quite heart warming to think of it this way.
It's more of an extraordinarily retarded interpretation. No rational person would say that the proper way to respond to your mom saying she's gonna fucking Heath Ledger herself with her morphine pills would be TO STEAL HER FUCKING MOBILITY SCOOTER AND GO THROUGH THE DRIVETHROUGH AND ASK FOR 6 TACO TUESDAY FISH TACOS (and it's not even Tuesday). Holy fuck.An extraordinarily generous interpretation. Quite heart warming to think of it this way.
It's more of an extraordinarily retarded interpretation. No rational person would say that the proper way to respond to your mom saying she's gonna fucking Heath Ledger herself with her morphine pills would be TO STEAL HER FUCKING MOBILITY SCOOTER AND GO THROUGH THE DRIVETHROUGH AND ASK FOR 6 TACO TUESDAY TACOS (and it's not even Tuesday). Holy fuck.
Needed fish tacos? No. At that point he should have simply called 911 and had her old ass hauled away. Job done, everyone is better off for a few days.Have you considered that she told Lit Romney she was going to off herself? Your son gets drunk one night of the week, and you choose that moment in time to kill yourself? When someone's drunk, you should understand that they're drunk and maybe deal with adult issues in the morning. Except telling your adult son he's the reason you don't want to live isn't an adult issue, it's a teenage emo issue that you're putting on him when you're in your 70s.
Going and getting tacos on her scooter was a pretty rational decision. Do you think she needed it?
Needed fish tacos? No. At that point he should have simply called 911 and had her old ass hauled away for a few days. Job done, everyone is better off for a few days.
I'm glad your parents are dead so they don't have to deal with your retarded ass. I'm sure they're glad they're dead too.People do need to eat, yes. And if she didn't make it, everyone's better off for more than a few days.
2 out of her 3 children don't talk to her, and she's pulling this shit on Blade's "day off" (where he makes more money in 2 hours than she is given by the state in a month) which you can pretty much bet isn't the first time he's heard it. Peggy's the issue in this scenario, anyone telling you they're going to kill themselves over your actions can get fucked. Do not fall for manipulative bullshit, especially from those closest to you who are meant to care about you.
I'm glad your parents are dead so they don't have to deal with your retarded ass. I'm sure they're glad they're dead too.
Daydreaming about J cuppers on that mushroom, ayo.get the hog out. just figure it out dewd. lets eat these fish tacos dewd. die nigger
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Does anyone actually believe he's only hitting the bottle Friday at this point? I'd be amazed if he was fully sober more than 3 days a week.
Maybe, but I'd disagree. I'd bet at least 2, 3, 4 times a week he's sucking back a few shots after a hard day picking up meds from the pharm and wiping his mom's ass or w/e. Not blotto blackout shit, but I'd be shocked if he was stone cold sober Mon-thru-ThursI don't believe Lit Romney would have the self-control to not go live. And binge drinking is a type of alcoholism, where people don't always drink every day but when they do it goes way too far and they can't control how much they drink.
His age is measured inBlade isn't that old he is 43