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Damn schools, forcing you to write in cursive.
I can't read cursive!
I can't read cursive!
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I dunno Date-Ed sounds pretty Stup-Ed to me. Learning how to interact with the opposite sex or in Chris's case same sex, is most of the fun!
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How the hell did he get a 30/30 on that?
God, it pisses me off that we have to wait for the slow-in-da-minds. Everyone else's education shouldn't suffer just because someone spends class wacking off in the bathroom an smoking weed.30/30 A+ work if I've ever seen it.
Imagine the difficulties of picking up pennies wearing that thing.
Yeah, at my high school you could take 1 elective every semester, and this was one of them. Pretty sure I took marketing instead.
I remember them having to carry around an egg -- there was a South Park episode on a similar theme.
All the electives were all "easy" and the only time that people from the rather stratified class levels ever shared a room -- like kids from the remedial classes mixing with AP students. Like how armies move as "fast" as their slowest unit, these classes are taught down to the slowest slow-in-da-mind in the room.
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At the very least, this shows a history of him not reading instructions that aren't Lego related.
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Step one: Stack mismatched legos until the whole thing looks like total shit.
Step two: Keep going...
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That thing looks like it toppled over the second he took his hand off it. I wonder how he reacted to those little plastic bricks scattering everywhere? Also, was he in high school when he built that?
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There's a picture of the Manchester High basketball team on the desk behind him. So yes.
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my response to all these threads:
In 1999 it wasn't normal for high school kids to be writing cursive. Especially on assignments like this. Yet another thing that is probably a result of having old ass parents.
... or possibly Chris's classic ability to not realize something isn't "in" anymore. He was most certainly wearing a fanny pack while writing cursive on these assignments.
In 1999 it wasn't normal for high school kids to be writing cursive. Especially on assignments like this. Yet another thing that is probably a result of having old ass parents.
... or possibly Chris's classic ability to not realize something isn't "in" anymore. He was most certainly wearing a fanny pack while writing cursive on these assignments.
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Oh, Chris. No.
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Wow! Illegibility aside, this stuff is pure comedy gold right here! As other people have said, its... well retarded. Chris pretty much puts the bare minimum effort into it, sometimes simply copying words and putting in no more than sentence. I would have been embarrassed to try and pass off this work even back in junior high school. I'm amazed Chris' teachers let him pass with this crap. I mean, seriously, some of those worksheets have room for a paragraph, and Chris doesn't even fill in a single line.
Also, interestingly enough, these seem to be more along the lines of a child development class, which was an elective at my school. And an elective that was easily 80-90% girls too. Guys generally took other electives. Not that I'm necessarily defending gender roles here, but I wonder why Chris wound up in those classes. Did he want to? Did he think he'd get China? Or was it because his teachers or parents thought it would be easier (or safer) than putting in him shop class or something?
As I've said, Chris can be a little ass. He doesn't like other special ed kids, and he isn't exactly subtle about it. Personally, I think the teacher should have taken him aside and told him not to say that kind of crap about other human beings, but knowing Chris' he'd probably throw a hissy fit about and then his parents would get involved. Hell, for all we know, the teachers just gave up trying after he did it time and time again.
We never had any class like that where I went to high school either, but we did have a mandatory sex ed class (which, like yours was a little more dry and scientific, though being in America it focused more on STDs and why sex is "bad") and an optional elective on child development. As I said, it was mostly girls that took that one.
That must've been awesome! Do you transform into a bull to pick up chicks or do you just jerk off and fling your faeces at people? And when you have children do you just eat them so they can't usurp you, or are they born fully formed from your thigh or forehead? Sorry, couldn't resist. Greek myths are awesome, if a bit rapey, and monkeys are just funny.
So that you can eventually work at a brothel in Vilnius, Bratislava, Budapest, Kosovo, Skopje, Sebastopol or the like. Nah, I kid. Its a fun part of the world. I just couldn't help making an (inappropriate) joke. I mean, look where we are and what else we're talking about!
Did you go to a religious school? I'm amazed if they could get away with that sort of crap in a public school. Then again, maybe I shouldn't be. I just barely missed the rise of the "abstinence only" trend, but public schools tend to capitulate to the demands of the religious right. I've heard of schools cutting pages from the history text books so they could have more room for John Calvin (which is sooo pertinent to the modern world), and cutting Arabic classes because they feared it would makes kids convert to Islam (never mind that there are millions of Christian Arabs; also, by that logic everyone who took Spanish in high school would have converted to Catholicism).
Also, interestingly enough, these seem to be more along the lines of a child development class, which was an elective at my school. And an elective that was easily 80-90% girls too. Guys generally took other electives. Not that I'm necessarily defending gender roles here, but I wonder why Chris wound up in those classes. Did he want to? Did he think he'd get China? Or was it because his teachers or parents thought it would be easier (or safer) than putting in him shop class or something?
As I've said, Chris can be a little ass. He doesn't like other special ed kids, and he isn't exactly subtle about it. Personally, I think the teacher should have taken him aside and told him not to say that kind of crap about other human beings, but knowing Chris' he'd probably throw a hissy fit about and then his parents would get involved. Hell, for all we know, the teachers just gave up trying after he did it time and time again.
We never had any class like that where I went to high school either, but we did have a mandatory sex ed class (which, like yours was a little more dry and scientific, though being in America it focused more on STDs and why sex is "bad") and an optional elective on child development. As I said, it was mostly girls that took that one.
That must've been awesome! Do you transform into a bull to pick up chicks or do you just jerk off and fling your faeces at people? And when you have children do you just eat them so they can't usurp you, or are they born fully formed from your thigh or forehead? Sorry, couldn't resist. Greek myths are awesome, if a bit rapey, and monkeys are just funny.
So that you can eventually work at a brothel in Vilnius, Bratislava, Budapest, Kosovo, Skopje, Sebastopol or the like. Nah, I kid. Its a fun part of the world. I just couldn't help making an (inappropriate) joke. I mean, look where we are and what else we're talking about!
Did you go to a religious school? I'm amazed if they could get away with that sort of crap in a public school. Then again, maybe I shouldn't be. I just barely missed the rise of the "abstinence only" trend, but public schools tend to capitulate to the demands of the religious right. I've heard of schools cutting pages from the history text books so they could have more room for John Calvin (which is sooo pertinent to the modern world), and cutting Arabic classes because they feared it would makes kids convert to Islam (never mind that there are millions of Christian Arabs; also, by that logic everyone who took Spanish in high school would have converted to Catholicism).
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It's weird when it feels like reading my old awful cursive handwriting but even worse due to autism and BRIGHT PINK INK god damn.
Also we didn't have fancy electronic fake babies to carry around. We had sacks of flour that we put diapers on, and you got a 100% if you could bring it back to class after 7 days without tears in it. Weirdly we'd always have a few people who'd fail this.
Also we didn't have fancy electronic fake babies to carry around. We had sacks of flour that we put diapers on, and you got a 100% if you could bring it back to class after 7 days without tears in it. Weirdly we'd always have a few people who'd fail this.
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We had three electronic babies that people could opt to do and get extra credit. The other options was the flour baby or write like two paragraphs about parenting. I think I was the only person who opted to write a couple of paragraphs because that takes like, what? 30 minutes, maybe? While everyone else was stuck carrying around flour babies for a week.
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