Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
This you after a spicy pep ?
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How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers?
A lot of us grow them. Even nool famously grows banana peppers. I've grown bananas, jalapenos, serranos, habaneros, ghosts and scorpions. The gardening thread is also full of pepper growers.
 
How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
Personally, my grand father ate thai peppers like candy and I started growing peppers last year with some purple tigers. This year I started growing some prairie fire (fucking beautiful plant by the way). I'm whiter than the driven snow and in a frozen wasteland. Hot peppers help delude us into thinking we're warmer than we really are.
 
How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
Here's an introduction to one of the most well known creators in the pepper community.
 
Fatrick confirms the long suspected notion he performs in Milwaukee's underground donkey show ring
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"Hello published author here" is just begging random normies to discover the Tiny Tim fan fiction and start laughing at him. Wait, maybe that's his fat brained attempt at drumming up interest for the new installment which will surely release any week now.
Someone tried to illustrate to pig man why thats such a stupid fucking thing for even him to say, and it flies right over his bloated frankenpork head
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Oh yeah and he is oinking and seething that members of congress are not "physically removing" social security workers
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"I ONLY TRIGGER AT THE RANGE, CHILD." :story:
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Also we got some textbook "I don't believe in jesus but this is what he would think child..." oinks
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Pig man is awake and oinking about AI again
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God help us if IP laws were to be relaxed, and the sacred creative genius that is the upcoming Tiny Tim gets Buttfucked to Death in the Oort Cloud were to be defiled and violated by the grasping fingers of the infernal talmudic machine demons
Yes IP laws are terrific Disney needs to have 90 years of IP control how else will they stay in business! It’s not like patents on medicines only last 20 years we know how Eli Lilly is hurting.
 
How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
We used to grow tiny chili peppers next to the pool at my aunts house.

I'm also formerly countryside, so i also went to the farmers market to pick up fresh grown ones. And I'm hispanic, so i have a natural +5 to pepper knowledge and heat resistance
 
Modern jalapenos are retarded and the Industrial food concerns are responsible.
That explains the kind I grew last year for pickling being good but not spicy, they were called big boys or something as well, probably the prime example of that. Hope the ones I got this year will be hotter, I'll save some seeds from them and do them again next year if they're good.
How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
I've personally always liked spicy food and when I got some space to garden I thought about what to grow that you can't easily get in decent quality from a supermarket for cheap anyway, usually that's hot peppers, especially when you like to also cook Korean food, you can get the pepper flakes or you can dry and grind the peppers yourself and have a fun hobby on the side, cooking your own sauces also included. Tomato are also big, they're so much better home grown than store bought, downside is that I've ruined store bought for me.

Peppers don't even usually get that big and if anybody's interested in growing them you can just grow some in a pot by a window that gets a good amount of sun. Even Rick is fatly able to do it in his salted strip of dirt, although I'm still convinced he just bought his grown for the photo op and bragging.
 
I ONLY TRIGGER AT THE RANGE, CHILD." :story:
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That is factually not true, child. He also triggers passerby's gag reflex when he poses for a photo (or just walks outside).

I'm also formerly countryside, so i also went to the farmers market to pick up fresh grown ones. And I'm hispanic, so i have a natural +5 to pepper knowledge and heat resistance

Can confirm about the racial trait, it's like being slavic and having a radiation resistance or being a redguard with a penalty to your intelligence score.
 
Also we got some textbook "I don't believe in jesus but this is what he would think child..." oinks
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No stalker child, it is not merely textbook, it is what books are written about.
Really, it might be a sleeper for my favorite retarded writing from him. It's not enough for him to go "Christians. Hypocrites. Amirite? If Jesus was around today...", he has to put a sci fi spin on it, but it's also not enough if he was cloned because he must assert how he such an atheist he doesn't even believe that Jesus as a historical figure, so he has to bring in the latest pop science dire wolf to fashion some sort of Jesus look alike homunculus. A preamble that weakens his point and is makes it so you don't even get there until a second tweet.
 







 
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