perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

BigFanOfTheKillstream said:
I think you guys are generally overthinking things. I doubt the Troonabomber is out there, lurking in the shadows, waiting to commit felonious acts of violence against someone tangentially related to the forum, especially when doing so isn't going to topple the site in a single play.

Here's the realistic problems I foresee and how they could be dealt with.

1) The caretaker would be doxed immediately. Don't sign up if you have anyone that could be harmed by the typical harassment tactics and don't be a freak with a weird laundry list of issues waiting to be exposed.

2) The house would be swatted immediately. Again, just go talk to the police department about the concept of doxing, declare you're not a threat to yourself or others and build/maintain a rapport with the responding officers.

3) The property would be fucked with. Homeowners insurance, a pitbull, basic security system (bonus points for Home Alone tactics).

4) MAYBE there's one troon stupid enough to try something in person. They're faggots that think they're the girlfriend. Even a linebacker nigger like Keffals would get pieced up, no weapon needed

5) Malicious things will be mailed to the house. Depending on how noided you are, you could handle everything while wearing PPE, behind a blast shield, etc. But again, I completely doubt that you'll be experiencing any felonious acts beyond swatting because even these batshit people don't want to risk losing their freedom if they're not going to be able to take down the site in one fell swoop.


Beyond that it's just goofy fanfiction written by people who have more imagination than life experience, not to be too disrespectful to other thread participants
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Not really. The problem with troons is that they lie to EVERYONE and will not hesitate to harm the locals just to get a reaction and make things harder on our dear agent. I mean, they might or might not have swatted that dumbass politician and literally said "This is for KF", the most basic bait of all time, but the point is that they don't care who the fuck they damage as long as the person they want gone is troubled.

Let's also not forget those cunts might make anything up to get the pigs suspicious of the internet shenanigans the agent might or might not be doing, so expect pigs to come up and seize the pc, phone and electronic thingies every week or so just to make sure about it.

As for the locals, they might not give a shit about internet drama or culture in general and even be on the same political spectrum as our dear agent, but if they have a bunch of cumguzzlers constantly fucking around with them via phone or just being stupid around the town, do expect them to not be exactly happy with the presence of the agent, even if the agent is being nice towards them at all times.

Do not underestimate how low these cunts are willing to go just to fuck around with someone they don't like, they might not throw the rock themselves, because they are huge pussies, but they surely won't stop pushing people until someone does.


Man this season of KF is getting interesting, I can't wait until Null starts inviting interwebs stars to the agent house and we all have the most autistic version of Big Brother ever ~
 
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Zvantastika said:
Not really. The problem with troons is that they lie to EVERYONE and will not hesitate to harm the locals just to get a reaction and make things harder on our dear agent. I mean, they might or might not have swatted that dumbass politician and literally said "This is for KF", the most basic bait of all time, but the point is that they don't care who the fuck they damage as long as the person they want gone is troubled.

Let's also not forget those cunts might make anything up to get the pigs suspicious of the internet shenanigans the agent might or might not be doing, so expect pigs to come up and seize the pc, phone and electronic thingies every week or so just to make sure about it.

As for the locals, they might not give a shit about internet drama or culture in general and even be on the same political spectrum as our dear agent, but if they have a bunch of cumguzzlers constantly fucking around with them via phone or just being stupid around the town, do expect them to not be exactly happy with the presence of the agent, even if the agent is being nice towards them at all times.

Do not underestimate how low these cunts are willing to go just to fuck around with someone they don't like, they might not throw the rock themselves, because they are huge pussies, but they surely won't stop pushing people until someone does.


Man this season of KF is getting interesting, I can't wait until Null starts inviting interwebs stars to the agent house and we all have the most autistic version of Big Brother ever ~
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Well, first of all Marjorie Taylor Greene was very obviously swatted AF/DS.

Second, I presume you're referencing a false CSAM complaint or the like? They need more than deebly goncerned TTS phone calls to execute a search warrant. Such a trick is within the realm of possibility but it's only going to work once before the glowniggers turn their eyes on the complainant.

Yeah, there's going to be harassment but if the noble secretary isn't a total fucking retard, zero attention will be brought to their games online. There's diminishing returns when it comes to bothering the police about false allegations and at a point dispatch will be given specific instructions on how to deal with the calls. Whether or not the cops "like" you is ultimately irrelevant. The secretary wouldn't be commiting any sort of illegal act and it would be a bunch of literal queers bothering the cops.

This weird IRL DrachenLord tier harassment theory is very out of touch with reality. We're talking about what will likely be a small town in the Midwest. You think a bunch of pronoun respecters are going to go play antifa in a "redneck" town? Faggots remember that it was low-key publicly acceptable to beat the fuck out poofs not very long ago and they all still have a fear of these rural areas.

"Ain't no xe/xims here boy! This here is MAGA country and you're about to get dragged behind my truck"
 
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BigFanOfTheKillstream said:
This weird IRL DrachenLord tier harassment theory is very out of touch with reality. We're talking about what will likely be a small town in the Midwest. You think a bunch of pronoun respecters are going to go play antifa in a "redneck" town? Faggots remember that it was low-key publicly acceptable to beat the fuck out poofs not very long ago and they all still have a fear of these rural areas.

"Ain't no xe/xims here boy! This here is MAGA country and you're about to get dragged behind my truck"
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Maybe if Kiwi HQ is in the same place that chased and shot at the Top Gear crew for having pro-gay stuff written on their cars.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I’m sure there’s lots of people out there with no life who’d stab Null in the back and leak personal information or try squatting/subletting knowing he’s in another country.
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Preface: I still say this is a bad idea. It takes what was a minor attack vector (a replaceable registered agent to whom you have very little responsibility which ends upon cessation of your contract) and turns it into a network of vulnerabilities (a person of dubious quality who may fail or betray you without legal or financial repercussions, a big debt trap tied to your company which you can't dispose of or exchange, a set of enforceable legal responsibilities to the tenant, the state, your insurer, your lender, this is just off the top of my head).

If this has to happen, subletting may actually be an idea to mitigate some of the financial risk. Get a subdivisible 2 bedroom, put the Mail Goblin in the front with access to the mailbox, have the other tenant access their room through the back door, rent to locals. I would not normally advise taking on the responsibilities of maintaining a rental property but as you are already essentially doing that, might as well commit.

I also agree a bank mortgage would be in danger of faggot executive meddling. If you actually intend to pay the place down, and get comprehensive insurance, maybe look for a sympathetic private lender/lenders.
 
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Wyoming has been very attractive to me for moving especially since I intend to buy land not only for residential use but also livestock grazing since that's lucrative as fuck right now. Shit, if it pans out I'd do it for free if it means the site stays safe. My payment is getting to say stupid shit online and lovingly annoy everyone here.

If it happens and the agent thing is still an issue by the time I plan on moving (late spring) I'll reach out.
 
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I don't know if this idea is the most retarded one on the site, but this thread definitely is

The only thoughts put forth in here that didn't strike me as insanely :optimistic: or just flat-out retarded were the agent from a reservation or a minority partner in the LLC instead of an agent. Using a cow as an agent is quite frankly putting them in danger without any guarantee that shit will get done, using a random kiwi is bad because anyone who would volunteer would also cause legal issues at minimum and bringing in an ideal candidate is likely going to have a similar cost/wait time to just buying a business property.

Ultimately I'd say buying a business property would be the best since it'll solve more problems than just this service issue, but money's tight. Maybe the right idea will turn out to be using a temporary stopgap while you work out how to raise more funds.
 
I honestly think Cobes would work if Jersh kept weekly meetings with him. The issue would be Clint, who I believe works for the state at the community college. He would probably instantly tell Cobra not to engage.

Maybe it's time to move back to the states? We really should have our own ACTUAL kiwi farm that way if the locals get harassed we can say that it's a mistake and that we're just farming kiwi's and the troons are too stupid to see the difference.
 
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