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Daario Naharis said:
darkhorse816 said:
Alan Pardew said:
http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Bronies

Get ready for some laughs everyone, one of the stupidest suggestions on the waiting list is finally here!

One of the categories the Anti-Bronies fall into on the wiki are "Child Abusers."

You know, if you wanna bitch about them bullying you fine. Be my fucking guest. But...

which can have the effect of scaring or scarring younger fans who comonly watch these shows

Yes. Unlike all the porn/fetish art that will almost always pop up on a Google Image search of one of the main characters names.

So, looking at this Real Life Villians wiki... Is it basically just a way for people to bitch about people they don't personally like?
Possibly, then again they have a brony page as well.
http://real-life-villains.wikia.com/wiki/Bronies
Doesn't excuse the fact that it could be a way of complaining about people they don't personally like.
 
Daario Naharis said:
Yes. Unlike all the porn/fetish art that will almost always pop up on a Google Image search of one of the main characters names.

Surprisingly, searching "Pinkie Pie" doesn't turn up porn until the fourth row. So just looking at what's immediately on screen, you won't see it.
 
Here's a background info about the history of "bronies and anti-bronies" on the Real Life Villains Wiki for those who are interested: (This is from what I see)

1. It all started with this.
It all started with this article. Yes, back then there was an article about bronies. But far better. The article was then changed to "4chan cliquebases" by a butthurt user, and there we have drama on this article. Blanking of pages, vandalism, you name it.

And then, the article is now dumbed down to this.

2. Anti-Bronies finally have their own article.
This one is recently created by Cpend7, but then there's an edit war between Cpend7 and a certain editor.
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The page is now locked.

3. And finally, we have the latest Bronies article.
This one you're seeing right now, caused another edit war (blanking articles, actually) between Moleman9000 and the original creator (The Master's Voice).

3.1 ResonX (a.k.a. Moleman9000)blanked the page, because reasons are obvious.
3.2 ResonX reverted his revert, with the reason Page is extremely blatant bashing.
3.3 ResonX in true butthurt fashion, moved the page to "Rapid" Bronies. Fortunately, it didn't last long.

Throughout this, there was huge drama:
1. This is how the "Bronies" article was created by The Master's Voice.
2. Why would a harmless subculture be considered evil? - ResonX
3. DELETE THIS PAGE NOW NOW NOW!!!
4. How dare he made highly objectionable statements about bronies???? HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS!!!
5. How ResonX responds to a constructive and harmless post: One-liner that says "Get this through your head, Master's Voice: Anti-fandom is wrong. Period.
6. ResonX compares bronies to religious people. No srsly. And don't link furries with bestiality or else you're a bigot!
7. ResonX requests ban on The Master's Voice. Later settled.

Moar coming soon.
 
Kotakoti, Pixyteri and pretty much anyone in the human doll community. They can be creepy sometimes, but also quite hilarious when you read about the drama that surrounds them. Or the fact that they would go through the stress to photoshop every single photo of themselves.
 
Not going to go into too much detail, since it would get a little too close to personal information, but here goes:

I go to one of the Big Ten universities, and for the last few weeks some rather odd posters have been showing up. They start out talking about the possibility of a "universal verbal language" that taps into some underlying part of our brain, and then asks why it isn't being taught in schools. Their reason? All teachers and other members of "the establishment" are lineal descendants of the Pope and inquisition responsible for imprisoning Galileo. After the usual "do you really believe everything they tell you?", the letter finishes up with the person's name, student email, and link to this website: http://www.universalverballanguage.org/

What takes this into, or close to, lolcow territory is their reaction to the posters being torn down. Where most whackjobs would just ignore it and put up another one, they write out a note threatening the party they believe to be responsible and tape it up next to the new poster. Most recently these threats have been directed against the president of the university and his "underlings", claiming that they are unable to come up with an intelligent response and resort to tearing down the posters of the opposition.
 
PhysicianPhallus said:
Not necessarily a lolcow, but I'm monitoring on Tumblr that may result in a good one. Apparently, there is this Homestuck cosplayer in California that has done some very illegal things at conventions, and the drama is starting to mount.

Kind of cute. She doesn't look all that bad.
 
So one time I was looking up the town I was born in, and I found a woman who appears to be the glorious union of an SJW, an Alex Jones-ish conspiracy nut, and a conservative Christian. I've only watched a few of her videos so far, but they're pretty golden.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCe20NJkQIc
There aren't enough books written by non-white people in my local supermarket!!!11! I'm gonna file a lawsuit!11! (also Danielle Steele is apparently a witch who uses witchcraft to break up families)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JlL9qpFrQU
I know my TRUE and HONEST heritiju is a black market baby stolen by my German spy mom I JUST KNOW IT.

http://youtu.be/0wb7Pm5gUmo
Hooters being in the vicinity of certain other businesses = the place where the ELITES have sex with WHORES and then murder them and roll their bodies in carpet. Also, Hooters in owned by the Illuminati.
 
I've mentioned this guy a few times here, most prevelantly on the Draw Horrible DA Abominations thread. His DA name is Urvy1A and in the space of two months he's gone from a harmless weirdo to just plain creepy and unlikeable. He's done many idiotic things in the past but these are the two incidents that cemented his lolcow status for me...

His "harmless weirdo" phase was exactly that, just constantly shoehorning in his Mary Sue OC's into every single Livestream conversation. If you mentioned what you had for lunch he would list his characters favourite food. If you mentioned what your favourite colour was, his OC just looooves that colour! Anything and everything you mentioned became his OC's favourite thing. It got annoying after a while so we eventually told him to stop the shoehorning and to be fair, he did stop for a while. But soon after, he threw a huge shit-fit just because one of my friends unfriended him from Facebook. He asked my friend why he did that so he sent Urv' a private message tactfully telling him why he was unfriended. So what did Urvy do? Did he think about his behaviour and attempt to modify it in the future? No, he posted the PM publicly on his DA journal and threatened to kill himself. Because ONE person unfriended him on Facebook. I'd like to mention at this point that he will be 29 years old this year.

About a month after this, I was on another friends Livestream. We were about an hour and a half into it and Urvy shows up and pretty much asks for a sketch request straight away. My friend politley told him that because he'd only just arrived, he'd have to wait his turn for a request and that whoever asked before him would get their requests first. The then proceeded to throw another tantrum about how it wasn't fair and that it wasn't his fault that he missed the stream as he had to go shopping and that he was jealous of everyone else for getting sketches and he wasn't. He also kept bringing up the previous incident even though he said he'd moved on. My friend had to close the stream early because of Urvy's behaviour and I don't really blame her.

tl;dr 29 year old man acts like a 13 year old girl.
 
Android raptor said:
So one time I was looking up the town I was born in, and I found a woman who appears to be the glorious union of an SJW, an Alex Jones-ish conspiracy nut, and a conservative Christian. I've only watched a few of her videos so far, but they're pretty golden.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCe20NJkQIc
There aren't enough books written by non-white people in my local supermarket!!!11! I'm gonna file a lawsuit!11! (also Danielle Steele is apparently a witch who uses witchcraft to break up families)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JlL9qpFrQU
I know my TRUE and HONEST heritiju is a black market baby stolen by my German spy mom I JUST KNOW IT.

http://youtu.be/0wb7Pm5gUmo
Hooters being in the vicinity of certain other businesses = the place where the ELITES have sex with WHORES and then murder them and roll their bodies in carpet. Also, Hooters in owned by the Illuminati.

watched that vid about Hooters, and I can 9000% guarantee you that this woman is a paranoid schizophrenic on par with Lena Kochman (who has a zillion youtube accounts and a googolplex of short videos). If you search "gang stalking" and "targeted individuals", and "organized harassment" and spend enough time in that creepy little world, you'll see just how consistent paranoid schizophrenia is. They have their own lexicon, their own specific patterns, and the same problems with one-mindedness and extreme self-centeredness. Not to mention their obsession with "society's obsession" with genitals (especially the TI's), sex, and persecution of women and minorities in general.
 
incrediblysexymickeyscene.jpg


someone put this cartoon screenshot up in DMW's circle of weirdos to jerk off over.

Has Mickey Mouse been ruined for you yet?

(whatif someone wrote a creepypasta about this image years later)
 
In my city, there lives a guy - let's call him M - who has many trappings of a LOLcow. He combines a grand number of characteristics of CWC as well as ADF.

M is unemployed and :tugboat: -subsisting; in his case justifiedly though, as he's physically disabeled: He's spastic. While not confined to a wheelchair - M can walk, or rather hobble along at a slow pace - he's definitely unable to do any kind of physical work. Intellectual work is even more out of the question: M isn't autistic or anything but VERY VERY STUPID.

So how does he spend his time?

Like ADF, M is fascinated by politics. He has been a member of a number of political organizations and parties: The German Bro... um, Pirate Party, Die Linke (the Socialist Party) as well as some conservative movements. M seems to be of a multi-partisan mind, or maybe he doesn't really care about political ideas as long as he's somehow involved with politics.

Concerning his own political aims, well, they're sorta hard to pinpoint. Usually, he gives long rambling speaches on politics that make you fall asleep after a few sentences, and which culminate in him pushing some rather unusual viewpoints, such as that there should be communal singing in all parliaments to strengthen the spirits of politicians.

Nonetheless, M actually once got elected to a local city council.

M is also an inventor. When suffering from "nerve inflammation" in his arm, he pushed a tuning fork against it and the inflammation died down. According to M, this was because the fork created "positive frequencies" or something. He actually tried to patent this miracle cure.

When not holding tuning forks against his body or campaigning for parliamentary sing-alongs, M is usually drunk. He is known to hobble around the city and asking people to invite him for a beer. Those who have done this have stopped to do so by now because getting M drunk has... unpleasant consequences.

As soon as M has the least amount of alcohol in his system, his understanding of physical boundaries disappears (not that it is very developed when he's sober). Being bisexual (and of course very vocal about it), he will get extremely touchy-gropy-creepy with any member of Homo Sapiens nearby.

I was once the victim of this. I spend New Year's 2012/13 at a pub in town and had the misfortune of being the object of drunk M's attention. First he babbled at me about his political views for what seemed to be a billion years. Then, when we went outside to see the fireworks, I could sense him creeping closer and closer and closer. I would take a step ahead, M would take a step in the same direction to creep up behind me. This went on for some minutes. When he began to rub against my arm, I roared at him in a very loud voice which finally made him stop. It was fucking disgusting!! :x

When drunk and horny, M's face will have an expression very similar to ADF's in that grape jelly pic. It has been speculated that ADF intended to insert the jelly jar into his butt. Whatever ADF's plans were when he had this expression - with M the meaning has become very clear to everyone who has had to do with him. It means: "I AM HORNY AND DRUNK AND I WILL GROPE YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO!"

M is not always in a grinny mood though. Very often, he will babble to people about his spastic disability in a little whiny voice and, of course, creep closer and closer while doing so. This has not earned him much sympathy.

For a while, M used to be horribly smelly too. He probably didn't bathe at all for many days, but at least in this respect he has improved - nowadays, you cannot smell him from twenty meters away (which admittedly has also its disadvantages).

So, what is he up to now? Well, luckily I don't know. Today, I saw him at a laundromat, where, once again, there was this ADF-grin all over his face. I went away as fast as I could. Since New Year's 12/13 I know how Megan must have felt. PROTIP: Extremely unpleasant.
 
Varis said:
Furaffinity ruined Mickey for me quite a while ago. (:_(

Actually I was under the impression there was no weird Mickey Mouse porn waiting to jump out at you in regular google searches (searchng for furniture with safesearch on still gets you furry porn fsr) and that there aren't millions of MIckey & friends recolors.

Which is a little bit weird, cttoi. It took Sanic to bring out all the recolorists and yiffers. Not Mickey.

Or maybe the difference is the internet being available for said recoloring yiffers, idk.
 
Nonetheless, M actually once got elected to a local city council.
HOW. :cryblood:

Actually I was under the impression there was no weird Mickey Mouse porn waiting to jump out at you in regular google searches (searchng for furniture with safesearch on still gets you furry porn fsr) and that there aren't millions of MIckey & friends recolors.

Which is a little bit weird, cttoi. It took Sanic to bring out all the recolorists and yiffers. Not Mickey.

Or maybe the difference is the internet being available for said recoloring yiffers, idk.
It only took a single picture to make me scream "mah chilehood". :oops: Disney comics are very popular in some European countries, however, and I can see why some of the Italian characters could be considered attractive. Then there's Kingdom Hearts, of course. I'm not sure if I want to make that search.
 
So, for the past several months on Facebook, I have been repeatedly harassed and borderline-cyberstalked. All of this started when an acquaintance suggested that I chat with her. As soon as I messaged Emi-San, she immediately declared me "her soulmate", and went on to say that I was "the Godly man" that she has been looking for so desperately. I thought it was cute, but it quickly became disturbing. Every hour of every day, she would constantly message me, calling me "pookie" and incessantly asking when we can have our first date. She even posted a meme photo of me and her together, which served as the final straw.

I have continuously asked Emi-San to stop messaging me on Facebook, but she is unfettered in her quest to have me as her lover. In addition to this, her photo albums are packed to the brim with photos of her profoundly obese self, as well as a few videos of atrocious singing. It gets crazier. A simple search of her on Facebook will turn up over a dozen accounts. A dozen. I shit you not.
 
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>I have been repeatedly harassed and borderline-cyberstalked by a girl named Emily Cole, or as I like to call her, Emi-San

Go be her oni-chan :3c
 
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