Pet Peeves

Facebook has recently decided to start bombarding my timeline with posts from parenting pages for whatever reason, and holy shit have I ever come to hate what I like to call Facebook Mommies. You know the type. C-section moms aren't real moms because they didn't really give birth, choosing formula over breast milk is child abuse, little Snotleigh can only eat vegan gluten free non-GMO organic foods cultivated by monks in the Himalayas, they should be free to whip their boobs out everywhere they go but everything needs to be censored lest Bratlynn learns what sex is, only women are qualified to take care of kids and Dad is just the babysitter, calling her out for having bratty kids is met with cries of "lol you obviously don't have kids of your own!" or "oh here comes the perfect parent!" Fucking ugh.

Also, girls on Facebook who do nothing but shill It Works, Avon, Mary Kay, Pure Romance, etc etc. Everything they post revolves around cutesy little invitations to "join our team!" and any conversation you try to have will go back to them trying to sell you their overpriced junk. I don't know how many times I've gotten friend requests from old high school friends and thought "oh sweet, they want to reconnect" only to find out they're actually just trying to talk me into buying dildos or seaweed wraps.
 
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Petronella said:
Facebook has recently decided to start bombarding my timeline with posts from parenting pages for whatever reason, and holy shit have I ever come to hate what I like to call Facebook Mommies. You know the type. C-section moms aren't real moms because they didn't really give birth, choosing formula over breast milk is child abuse, little Snotleigh can only eat vegan gluten free non-GMO organic foods cultivated by monks in the Himalayas, they should be free to whip their boobs out everywhere they go but everything needs to be censored lest Bratlynn learns what sex is, only women are qualified to take care of kids and Dad is just the babysitter, calling her out for having bratty kids is met with cries of "lol you obviously don't have kids of your own!" or "oh here comes the perfect parent!" Fucking ugh.
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Oh god. And when it intersects with anti-vaxxer shit, you've got the perfect storm of stupid.
Petronella said:
Also, girls on Facebook who do nothing but shill It Works, Avon, Mary Kay, Pure Romance, etc etc. Everything they post revolves around cutesy little invitations to "join our team!" and any conversation you try to have will go back to them trying to sell you their overpriced junk. I don't know how many times I've gotten friend requests from old high school friends and thought "oh sweet, they want to reconnect" only to find out they're actually just trying to talk me into buying dildos or seaweed wraps.
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Heh, I'm glad I'm not a girl. I get to dodge that bullshit.
 
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When I'm in a line of traffic moving slowly, and some prick just flies by in the emergency/breakdown lane trying to Picard Maneuver that shit instead of obeying the fucking traffic laws like everyone else. Also, people who don't seem to understand what turn signals are or why they should bother to use them.
 
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Venus said:
When people don't flush the toilet. I have this issue with my roommate's fiancé whenever he decides to visit- he tends to leave his revolting deposits in the toilet, which are often half the size of a baby. He didn't even have the deceny to put the toilet lid down. He then said he "forgot to flush the toilet by accident".

What kind of exceptional caveman over the age of four manage to forget to flush?! I'm literally baffled, because roommate's SO is 31 years old and has a kid.
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Wat. Call me a mamas boy but my mom would freak out if I got one pube too many on the sink when I shaved. "Your bathreoom is disgusting! I went in there to pee and ended up puking all over the place! Clean it!" So my friends and their girlfriends would use my bathroom in college because I actually used the toilet brush if I left a turd skidmark on the bowl rather than letting it get mildewy and brown. I cant imagine not flushing or not putting the seat down.

That's phenomenal. How do you forget to flush? Im absentminded but damn.
 
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Wat. Call me a mamas boy but my mom would freak out if I got one pube too many on the sink when I shaved. "Your bathreoom is disgusting! I went in there to pee and ended up puking all over the place! Clean it!" So my friends and their girlfriends would use my bathroom in college because I actually used the toilet brush if I left a turd skidmark on the bowl rather than letting it get mildewy and brown. I cant imagine not flushing or not putting the seat down.

That's phenomenal. How do you forget to flush? Im absentminded but damn.
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You know, when I was a little kid, my older brother had a friend my dad didn't like. He came over one time and he did the same thing you describe. He was kind of a jerk anyway, so I wasn't surprised. My dad was pretty pissed off about it. I think it's like when a cat doesn't bury it's shit in the litter box, it's like some kind of dominance thing. Nasty.
 
My pet peeve is people who yell at me to keep my mouth closed when I chew. The taste is just much more satisfying when you chew freely, and it's hard to enjoy my food when I'm severely restricting my mouth movement just so the sound of mastication doesn't give you delicate little pansies sensory overload.
 
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Philosophy Nong said:
My pet peeve is people who yell at me to keep my mouth closed when I chew. The taste is just much more satisfying when you chew freely, and it's hard to enjoy my food when I'm severely restricting my mouth movement just so the sound of mastication doesn't give you delicate little pansies sensory overload.
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My pet peeve is people who're pretentious about disgusting habits, and people who chew with an open mouth. It's not the sound, it's the fact it's disgusting to look at.
 
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Chicken Nugget Scoon said:
My pet peeve is people who're pretentious about disgusting habits, and people who chew with an open mouth. It's not the sound, it's the fact it's disgusting to look at.
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My pet peeve is people who cant take a joke on a forum about people trolling other people.

Obviously there is serious discussion going on here but then there are people who are being retarded for the sake of being retarded. Dont fall for it dude.


Marvin said:
Heh, I'm glad I'm not a girl. I get to dodge that bullshit.
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What you dont want an automatic dildo mailer that sends you a pamphlet when the next model of the Orgasmotron Cuntbuster 5700x comes out?

Realtalk I mean I live in a pretty yuppie city so none of that comes up on my facebook because not many people fall for it, but you can still end up having to deal with shit like it even as a guy. Old girlfriends, friend;'s girlfriends, your friends that are girls, anyone can buy into that shit.

What Im actually humorously shocked about is that apparently this lady is seeming to suggest that they have like, Mary Kay for dildos (sounds hot and Im surprised there isn't a porno based around this). I figured girls took care of that part of their life on their own, discreetly, without trying to bring other people into it. MLM Dildo Pyramid Scheme is going to be the name of my next album. I think she's being sarcastic but to me the idea of a Mary Kay dildo meet is just, Im dying inside right now.
 
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Petronella said:
lso, girls on Facebook who do nothing but shill It Works, Avon, Mary Kay, Pure Romance, etc etc. Everything they post revolves around cutesy little invitations to "join our team!" and any conversation you try to have will go back to them trying to sell you their overpriced junk. I don't know how many times I've gotten friend requests from old high school friends and thought "oh sweet, they want to reconnect" only to find out they're actually just trying to talk me into buying dildos or seaweed wraps.
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I think I made a post about it already, but I also despise those women who post the dumbest memes about being desperate and waiting for Prince Charming. I had a very close friend who posted these memes, at least I thought she was a friend. I would post photos of myself and my husband, and everytime I did that, she unfriended me. I would add her back because she was overweight, and you could just tell she was desperate for a man.

One day, she catfished everyone on her friends list by saying she was in a relationship with a guy, but the profile he was listed under was a complete fake with no friends. I unfriended her and never spoke to her again. This girl was a typical facebook narcissist, putting on 2 lbs of make up to take photos of herself from the fat girl angle to hide that she was shaped like Xerox machine made for enterprise purposes.

Another big pet peeve of mine is B.O....:cryblood:
I know that it's natural, more so for men because of testosterone, but it just grosses me out. I can't stand swamp ass, dirty feet, armpits, crotch stink, or bad breath. Even sweat sort of grosses me out, it's very acidic and reminds me of really terrible vinegar.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I think I made a post about it already, but I also despise those women who post the dumbest memes about being desperate and waiting for Prince Charming.
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I was a manager at my last business for couple years, and this describes the only one of about 60 employees that I came very close to firing.

And my own bosses got on my ass for being too lenient and not firing anyone.
 
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I think I made a post about it already, but I also despise those women who post the dumbest memes about being desperate and waiting for Prince Charming
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"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" is my least favorite thing to see on Facebook.

It's always some Slaton-looking bitch posting it, too. It used to be funny but now it's just irritating
 
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NailsOnAChalkboard said:
"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" is my least favorite thing to see on Facebook.

It's always some Slaton-looking bitch posting it, too. It used to be funny but now it's just irritating
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Lol, absolutely!
They also flirt with every average to good looking guy they come across, and they do it in a desperate way. They're like real female and smarter versions of CWC, so everyone feels sorry for them and lets them get away with more than CWC.
The even worse part about it is that they've never been in a real relationship because no man likes to be chased by a woman shaped like a box with Jelly rolls.
 
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