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Especially because it's always from people who suck even at their best.
Pet Peeves
- Thread starter jacobsonic
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Especially because it's always from people who suck even at their best.
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People playing with their telephones in the middle of a busy, crowed street.
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Yeah... you're pretty much describing the hambeast to a T. Heh, and like, if he could reel in such a whale, Chris would be totally whipped by them.
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I bet he thinks he can track one by getting himself knocked up just because he saw Thomas Beatie on Oprah.
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Noncompliant patients showing up in crisis every other month and they get that way by not doing what their doctors say because they expect the hospital to fix them every time they break themselves. They seem to live for-fucking-ever too. But then the nice little granny who comes in with a bad headache and tries not to bother anybody will have an aneurysm explode in her brain and she'll die ten minutes after being brought in. Meanwhile Mr. Diabetic McFucktard screams at me to get him food as I'm coding poor little granny.
Drug seekers can fuck off.
People that don't speak up if they or their kid pukes in the waiting room and somebody else finds it by slipping on it or sitting in it.
Pregnant moms who show up high or drunk or smell like cigarettes.
Assholes with a minor medical problem who get mad if somebody having a massive heart attack gets rushed in ahead of them. Go fuck yourself and I'll get that tiny sliver out of your pinkie after I tell this man's family that their patriarch died three days before Christmas.
Last one is people who pop their gum. Shut the fuck up and chew like a normal person.
Drug seekers can fuck off.
People that don't speak up if they or their kid pukes in the waiting room and somebody else finds it by slipping on it or sitting in it.
Pregnant moms who show up high or drunk or smell like cigarettes.
Assholes with a minor medical problem who get mad if somebody having a massive heart attack gets rushed in ahead of them. Go fuck yourself and I'll get that tiny sliver out of your pinkie after I tell this man's family that their patriarch died three days before Christmas.
Last one is people who pop their gum. Shut the fuck up and chew like a normal person.
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Isn't ER great
After only a few years, I'm feeling the burn. Getting out of inner-city EDs to a small mountain town has done wonders though. Now if I could just get to a pediatric hospital I'll be all set. Hate adults.
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People who get mad at you when you don't have a cigarette or a lighter. "why no?!" because i dont fucking smoke you dipshit
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Panhandlers. Now, I have sympathy for someone truly down on their luck, and you'll find truly homeless panhandlers just trying to survive. But there's another kind of panhandler out there, in fact, the vast majority of panhandlers, who in my experience are just con artists trying to play on my sympathy. They all have a sob story, and some of those are pretty phony. They're either Vietnam veterans/ex-military, or they need money to ride a bus home, or they have no insurance and can't afford their meds, or something. What they really want is to get enough cash to score booze or drugs. Most of them aren't even good actors, and you can tell they just phone it in a lot of the time. But people seem to fall for the hustle and hand them cash anyway. I don't want to be hateful, but there's just something about these panhandlers that makes my blood boil. Maybe it's because I have to work for a living. Maybe it's that they have no shame. Maybe it's that they think I look like an easy mark for some reason. Maybe it's the fact them hustling people makes it just that much harder for someone in real trouble to catch a break or get help. Maybe it's all of those things combined. I dunno, but whatever it is, I hate them on sight, and they don't get a dime from me.
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I usually do that, though, with an exception if their story is really entertaining. None of that I need gas to take my baby to the hospital shit. Those I fuck with by saying I have a five gallon can of gas and I'll give that to them and then they get mad.
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Once I was driving in Seattle and saw a college-aged guy with a cardboard sign by the side of the road begging for money. Sign said he "Please help: need money for beer." The only guy I ever regret not stopping for to give him a buck, because at least he was being honest (and it was funny).
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People who receive the tiniest amount of authority and immediately turn into petty abusive tyrants. My current workplace is littered with these guys.
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When people who intentionally misspell words to sound cute. Smol, birb, and spoopy are the three biggest offenders. Bonus if they're trying to be passive aggressive.
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Greedy (for lack of a better word) people. For instance: you're having a BBQ and everybody takes a portion (leaving something for the latecomers or ppl who want/need a bit more later after everyone has had their fill) but there's this one person that shovels food onto their plate like it's their last meal. Or you have a shared space in your apartment building for, lets say, storing bikes and everyone is okay with that apart from that one person that uses it as their private storage unit taking up more space than they should.
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People who have been working low- or entry level positions for longer than anyone else and think that means they have authority over the newer workers who hold the same position that they do.
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I just got a new job just a couple of months ago and it's filled with these types of people. The one thing I've hated though is when they start either treating you or someone else like a retard and do dick things like talk slower or with an attitude.
People who seem like they have no home training. I've had adults come into my place of work and not flush the toilet so when I clean there's a fucking lumberjack log in the toilet. People who let their kids roam around crowded and loud places while they're either in checkout or talking to someone.
People who text and drive. Bonus if it's a really busy parking lot.
People with 30 inch rims on shitty cars like Crown Vics or old Buicks and the car is like 4 different colors with trashbag windows and a light missing.
People who flaunt their sexuality around like the many asexuals I see each time I want to find a laugh somewhere.
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I have a mild inner grammar nazi that deals with their/they're/there or it's/its, etc. Not enough to make me comment on anything, but if I get bothered by it I click back out of whatever I was reading.
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I was walking home with a 12 pack of beer once (natty boh, as is the cherished local custom
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People walking really slow and taking up the sidewalk. I go places to be, get the hell out my way. And blocking up store entrances. I want to go in there, and you're sat there nattering on your god damn phone.