🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[John Andrews Stan]

Hey, Ralph: If Meigh has a diaper bag for Rozy, those all come with a thick changing pad to take with you on the road. If the mother of your child doesn’t even have a diaper bag, shit is worse than I thought. You can get one at Walmart for a fraction of the cost of your Nike purse.

Or maybe Meigh is just a dumb cunt who doesn’t even know how to change her baby’s diaper safely or in a sanitary manner. I have a feeling that muslin went straight from the public changing table and into Rozy’s mouth.

@MirnaMinkoff you got another citation. He’s pulling his West Memphis micro reading your posts. It legit cracks me up that he posted such a savage roast of Meigh’s mothering skills and instincts:

Are babies usually balding?

Long story short, that pattern of growth and loss is normal in young babies. It’s very temporary.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Wouldn't surprise me if Ralph tweeted this photo to bait people to talk shit about his daughter on here then he call us sick and post screenshots

He seems to be on the forum a lot more than usual on holiday

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Ralph is either fishing for likes, like an Instagram THOT, or he’s trying to bait people into saying mean things about his kid for sympathy points. Either way, Ralph is a huge faggot.

Hey Ralph, nobody asked to see pics of your kid. Keep her off social media. Everyone hates you. You’re an object of scorn in the community. People want to beat you up, and they often do. If you care about your family at all, don’t subject them to your lifestyle. Maybe think about how your actions affect them.

Also: since Ralph is putting it out there, nothing personal against Rozy, but that’s not a cute baby at all. Keep her hidden.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is either fishing for likes, like an Instagram THOT, or he’s trying to bait people into saying mean things about his kid for sympathy points. Either way, Ralph is a huge faggot.

yet i could borderline threaten to to turn the ralphafam to chunky salsa with a minigun and gunt hasnt capped me yet. wtf man

Also: since Ralph is putting it out there, nothing personal against Rozy, but that’s not a cute baby at all. Keep her hidden.

we can just come out and say it, she looks like if she got one half of meigh's genes its the rear. horse arse face looking bitch.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think Rozy is cute but fat baby isn’t a look that ages well — see her sperm donor for living proof. Meigh the proud bulimic probably already has her daughter on a diet.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph: they are using mah babeh for internet drama and updoots!
Also Ethan Ralph: Here's mah babeh Rosie (not-sic) to pwn those pesky ayelawgz! CHRIST IS KANG

 

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1532198518793854978?cxt=HHwWhICz4eqbu8MqAAAA

Why did Josh have to give Ethan Ralph the free W? Also, what's with the self-censoring? I thought that was against his principles.

 

[GuntPunt]

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1532198518793854978?cxt=HHwWhICz4eqbu8MqAAAA

Why did Josh have to give Ethan Ralph the free W? Also, what's with the self-censoring? I thought that was against his principles.

Piggy screams "faggot" so much that he ducked out of a fight contract for the word yet is frightened by it for the sake of the checkmark. You are "cucking your content" Ralph, and Jim doesn't need to say a thing to show how much of a pussy you are. You do that well enough yourself.

 

[Null]

Woke up a little bit ago. Worth noting that Ralph and I are almost in the same timezone. He's been tweeting about the forum for the last 8 hours or so. He's literally staying up in a hotel room in a foreign country crying about the forum. Very cool.

 

[tittyhead]

What a moron
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I don't actually know if its an equivalent. But the Australian Burger King; Hungry Jacks - is full of rowdy niggers pressing Asian grandmas 24/7. So I'm going to just assume it's the same in Europe because they have the same Sudanese friends we do.

 

[MeltyTW]

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1532198518793854978?cxt=HHwWhICz4eqbu8MqAAAA

Why did Josh have to give Ethan Ralph the free W? Also, what's with the self-censoring? I thought that was against his principles.

Woke up a little bit ago. Worth noting that Ralph and I are almost in the same timezone. He's been tweeting about the forum for the last 8 hours or so. He's literally staying up in a hotel room in a foreign country crying about the forum. Very cool.

Lmfao he really is melting down just giving us the exposure to all his paypigs. Years and years of walling yourself off down the drain

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Woke up a little bit ago. Worth noting that Ralph and I are almost in the same timezone. He's been tweeting about the forum for the last 8 hours or so. He's literally staying up in a hotel room in a foreign country crying about the forum. Very cool.

It's so adorable that he goes to other countries to seethe all night over the forum, that's decidation that you only get from the best in the sektor.

 

[AltisticRight]

I am afraid that Ralph might kill himself if he lost his gay bird app blue check. It'll be the worst day of his life.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Lol, amazing Ralph is live-tweeting this thread.


Ralph, its sad May has to snap photos of Rozy in a truckstop restroom because her dad decided to fly to another continent because he hates her so much.
This is what you want parenting to be, just sharing photos on social media and getting to say "Im her dad!" whiles doing NOTHING towards her upbringing. Its horrible having to change a diper in a rest room when you yourself said May didnt have any of the normal things she would need, she should have another pair of hands with her and you know that you fat faggot, I think your dead beat dad Ronnie changed more dipears then you did. I have never known a man who would do this to his own flesh and blood.

You wont screenshot this, have another drink and passout to round off another "Five Star Day".

 

[Null]

just thought about how May wanted to keep the kid off the Internet and that lasted about 30 seconds after ejection from the womb before Ralph was tweeting out pictures of the baby with her full name. lmao. fat retard nigger

 

[AltisticRight]

Lol, amazing Ralph is live-tweeting this thread.


Ralph, its sad May has to snap photos of Rozy in a truckstop restroom because her dad decided to fly to another continent because he hates her so much.
This is what you want parenting to be, just sharing photos on social media and getting to say "Im her dad!" whiles doing NOTHING towards her upbringing. Its horrible having to change a diper in a rest room when you yourself said May didnt have any of the normal things she would need, she should have another pair of hands with her and you know that you fat faggot, I think your dead beat dad Ronnie changed more dipears then you did. I have never known a man who would do this to his own flesh and blood.

You wont screenshot this, have another drink and passout to round off another "Five Star Day".

When it comes to Ralph, I think Ronnie performed extra steps during the diaper change.

 

[3322]

I think the second beating has made Ralph completely lose the last bit of sense and composure he had which kept him from mentioning the Forum and focus on his streams instead. He has completely lost it and can not recover from yet another huge humiliation so he needs someone to vilify and in his booze-soaked brain blaming the forum instead of the two british guys (who don't even have accounts on here) who actually beat his ass makes sense somehow. He is just flailing blindly at anything that could be a win against the forum, but we just keep laughing at him. Being laughed at is the absolute worst thing that can happen to a Ralphamale and there is nothing he can do about it.

As a very short very fat man once said "Keep tweeting ".

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Unlike you, Null, Ralph loves his job. That's why he drinks himself into oblivion and does all those drugs! You can really tell he's having a great time when he's screaming at the camera with his face turning beat red. Congratulations Ralph!

 

[3322]

JFC, Ralph is such a broke nigger his newborn baby doesn’t even have a diaper changing pad, just a muslin on the changing table (and no straps to keep the baby off the floor).

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Aside from Rozy’s comfort and cranial structure being of zero interest to Ralph and Meigh, that table is also crawling with germs. Bet you anything they only put down a clean muslin after the first one gets shit on a few times.

Is this in the Subway bathroom during Meigh's lunch break? At least when Ralph comes home she will have another 2 outfits to add to her wardrobe besides the two she already has. I know Meigh wears the same grody jean shorts for weeks on end, but making the baby wear the same outfit for weeks on end is really cruel. Imagine the smell as you are waiting for your sandwich. Yuck.

Unlike you, Null, Ralph loves his job. That's why he drinks himself into oblivion and does all those drugs! You can really tell he's having a great time when he's screaming at the camera with his face turning beat red. Congratulations Ralph!

Literally every insult from Ralph is projection, lol.

 

[Freeman]

Rozy looks like a 60 year old man.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph used to be so careful about what got out; shielding his audience from Pantsu's lolicon/gender fascinations. Now he's quoting forum posts on his public timeline calling the second mother of his second child a pedophile (accurately I might add!).