🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Perhaps the authorities should be contacted that there is child endangerment going on.

Fukc off gay nigger KILL YOURSELF

 

[EyeGuy]

Providing a residence to a young child that has no power can be argued as a form of child abuse and unfit living conditions. Perhaps the authorities should be contacted that there is child endangerment going on.

Then do it yourself, faggot.

 

[Bixnood]

Providing a residence to a young child that has no power can be argued as a form of child abuse and unfit living conditions. Perhaps the authorities should be contacted that there is child endangerment going on.

they are in Mexico you dumb faggot.
they don't even take kids from homes with no indoor plumbing.

 

[MeltyTW]

Providing a residence to a young child that has no power can be argued as a form of child abuse and unfit living conditions. Perhaps the authorities should be contacted that there is child endangerment going on.

It's been less than a day

 

[Vesperus]

Where is your pool, Ralph?

On his seat, under the gunt.

...you meant pool of sweat, right?

 

[chubby chaser Godwinson]

Fukc off gay nigger KILL YOURSELF

Boolio calm down buddy

 

[MadStan]

It's been less than a day

It’s just shit talk that’s all.

If there was any real health issue it would be the stench of Ralph with no air conditioning.

Those folds need cool air to breathe.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Just cause of Ralph's hilarious "richest parts of the city" comments, i decided to check what a real higher class house in Merida looks like, here:

Where is your pool, Ralph?

Even comparing "Cas-Uh Ver-day" it just seems that the house that he's renting is an upper middle class to middle class house. Just as a ballpark figure, I estimate that house being in the ballpark of $1.5 to $2.2 million pesos. Don't get me wrong, it's a decent house for someone in Mexico, but that colony, it's not even close to being "one of the richest neighborhood in Mérida ".

 

[TaintNothin']

Imagine being such a fucking loser that you have to brag about how much money your landlord has lol. Ralph acts like it’s his father or grandfather and he has some claim to his landlord’s supposed fortune. He probably genuinely believes his landlord would incur great expense to help him. I’m excited for when he realizes that’s pure fantasy.

Ralph is just desperate for a new daddy after Jim disowned him.

 

[Cotton]

Intertrigo GO!

A Ralphamale without access to AC is a medical crisis. His large and legendary gunt, along with all his other skinfolds, are now at even greater risk of infection as he sweats and stews in one of the richest neighborhoods in Merida. Will it be something bacterial or will he succumb to a bitchmade yeast infection?

As it is, I'm sure Ralph is in pure misery. He can't get away from the heat and discomfort so he just has to sit there in stifling darkness... and he has to do it with Pantsu! That little jaunt to Rome must seem like a lifetime ago. I can only think of Ralph wandering thru that dismal, cheap looking hotel lobby like a slack jawed idiot, saying "I could get used to this" in smug awe. Niggernomics in action.

Naturally I feel sorry for Rozy but if Ralph is forced to enter the Mexican Medical system Pantsu might flee and then she would be one step closer to escaping into the arms of her grandparents.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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Bet he wishes he was in the lovely crisp air of the Amsterdam airport foyer right now.

Life is strange...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bet he wishes he was in the lovely crisp air of the Amsterdam airport foyer right now.

Life is strange...

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Sandra calls out from hell: “I said it’s noT even hoT ouTsahd.”

Spoiler

I was reading about Tom Sizemore (in critical condition apparently), who’s a real degenerate piece of shit. But even he has more of a clue than Ralph, even after a lifetime of heavy drug and alcohol abuse.



We’ve already established Ralph is too much of a moron to know how to steal electricity. But can there be any doubt he wouldn’t do it if he wasn’t such a dipshit? Ralph can’t even figure out how to ride a motorcycle.

 

[Truly Rural]

Hope they have gas so May can at least boil some carrots and potatoes for Roz. If not they should buy one of those camping gas stoves. I don't think May has anything to do with not paying bills. She has no money after all. Maybe she can run a fundraiser from neighbors WiFi.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Didn’t Meigh also have to beg their previous AirBNB landlord to help pay for some bills? Now electricity gets shut off at their new rental because Meigh “forgot” to pay. Where did the money go indeed Ralph.

 

[break these cuffs]

Didn’t Meigh also have to beg their previous AirBNB landlord to help pay for some bills? Now electricity gets shut off at their new rental because Meigh “forgot” to pay. Where did the money go indeed Ralph.

Listen, there is no excuse for Meigh not getting this done. Just because Ralph has control full control over making the money, spending the money, the internet access, the phone access, got them cut off from Harry's teat, neither of them speaks the language, and he restricts Meigh to one afternoon out of the house per week doesn't mean that bitch can't do her one damn job.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Didn’t Meigh also have to beg their previous AirBNB landlord to help pay for some bills? Now electricity gets shut off at their new rental because Meigh “forgot” to pay. Where did the money go indeed Ralph.

Imagine blowing $5k on a trip to Rome when you can’t even afford basic utilities in one of the lowest cost countries on earth. This is some straight up nigger shit.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

The hollering hog has been radio silent for over 12 hours

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

The hollering hog has been radio silent for over 12 hours

He probably doesn't have the money on hand to get the power back on and if his phone died I guarantee he drank himself into a stupor without his other favorite vice (social media)

 

[Truly Rural]

Hog is cranky, he doesn't want to wake up to enraged landlord kicking him out and hot beer in the fridge. Also I bet they didn't know not to keep fridge closed while off grid. It can stay closed for some hours after power goes out, but if it'll be unplugged for longer time it needs to be open, or else the entire place will stink from it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The hollering hog has been radio silent for over 12 hours

what's the situation on the ground in merida and places like that

like if his cell service gets cancelled because he's a dumb retard is free wifi a thing the local mcdonalds has