🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[bile demon]

L M A O

 

[Super Male Vitality]

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The most labor intensive thing Ralph has done in recent memory is pick his fatass off the ground after getting his ass beat for the second time.

 

[Hüftpriester]

You know that communist talking point about how babies don't recognize their deadbeat fathers? That's nawt truuuuu, Xandah hugged me extra tight.

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lmao

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[Ralphamaniac]

You know that communist talking point about how babies don't recognize their deadbeat fathers? That's nawt truuuuu, Xandah hugged me extra tight.
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I know it won't happen but it would be hilarious if Ralph starts fucking with the Vickers out of spite by cutting down on his vices and trying to be a good dad to Xander. Would make Vickers sperg out nonstop.

 

[AnOminous]

I know it won't happen but it would be hilarious if Ralph starts fucking with the Vickers out of spite by cutting down on his vices and trying to be a good dad to Xander. Would make Vickers sperg out nonstop.

The one way he actually could beat Vickers, but instead he'll just gobble another dozen bars.

 

[Niggernerd]

You know that communist talking point about how babies don't recognize their deadbeat fathers? That's nawt truuuuu, Xandah hugged me extra tight.
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Ralph, no one believes you but the most smooth of brains lmao. Xander probably wanted to go watch Disney Channel already

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I know it won't happen but it would be hilarious if Ralph starts fucking with the Vickers out of spite by cutting down on his vices and trying to be a good dad to Xander. Would make Vickers sperg out nonstop.

Yeah unfortunately Ralph is going to coast on these visits until Xander becomes a convenient tool again.

 

[Garth]

You know that communist talking point about how babies don't recognize their deadbeat fathers? That's nawt truuuuu, Xandah hugged me extra tight.
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While there's little that surprises me when it comes to the Gunt, one thing I am consistently amazed by is his need to prove his worth to the ayylawgs. He spends hours a day trying to impress them. Meanwhile, the Horse Bride seethes from their third world shitshack as she reads tweet after tweet he writes inventing this hallmark moment he had with Xander. He barely ever talks about Rozy. And the only time he invents stories about her it's to use her as a scapegoat for why he missed a stream or a flight.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I absolutely love this:

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i absolutely headcannon this as ralph is bipolar and arguing with himself, but he doesn't realize it.

also congrats ralph, as gay and aids-infested as this all is it's ACTUALLY CONTENT and not just bitching about your trailerpark life

If Ralph does one last good thing before his inevitable OD this year I hope it's burying and shitting on the grave of that fucking AIDS riddled faggot nonce Milo.

 

[Fannyscum]

Pwease stop raping me in court Mr Vickers? Pwease?

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Ralph brags that his life is a white trash spectacle, though he is confusing Bold and the Beautiful with Maury:



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[DinnerDates]

What kind of fucked up relationship you had with your father Ethan.

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Spoiler: Ethan childhood

ETHAN, DADDY'S HOME !!!

 

[Garth]

What kind of fucked up relationship you have with your father Ethan.
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*Archive is shitting right now will add later

Ronnie fucked the Gunt up proper. I don't want to go full armchair psychologist, but in my uneducated opinion Ralph's mom did fuck all to protect him from Ronnie (likely because she couldn't/wouldn't) hence his willingness to let her rot and his deep disdain for women in general.

 

[MeltyTW]

You know that communist talking point about how babies don't recognize their deadbeat fathers? That's nawt truuuuu, Xandah hugged me extra tight.
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rozy doesnt even recognize you as the father and you live with her. babies dont "fake" not liking the man who wants them in solitary for crying like babies do ralph, she loathes you. and if xander naively feels anything warm to you its because youre barred from blowing smoke in its face like rozy and youre kept on your behavior instead of calling him a bitch or hitting him for some mild inconvenience he unknowingly provides you. also helps that he isnt old enough to know you do things like make your kids be named after neo nazi cum hunter websites with retarded spelling to force the connection. i dont even believe you that he hugged you or liked you with you pilled out and reeking of substances though.

What kind of fucked up relationship you had with your father Ethan.
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Spoiler: Ethan childhood

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ETHAN, DADDY'S HOME !!!

HIDE AND WATCH ME BISH
seriously do we even know anything about the guy replying to ethan or is he just going to project everything ronnie and himself did onto total unknown randos who criticize him from now on? "youre kind of a loud obnoxious punk pissing in the street here do you know that senor?" "PETA-FILE BISH AH BET YEW KILT YEW SUM DAWGS, HUNG EM AWFF THA SPIC CHAIRS YA SPIC GO BAG TA MERICA"

 

[Jump]

I guess Ralph is watching the Vickers stream and seething


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[DinnerDates]

I guess Ralph is watching the Vickers stream and seething
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"skinny super fit actual woman"

 

[AltisticRight]

Ronnie fucked the Gunt up proper. I don't want to go full armchair psychologist, but in my uneducated opinion Ralph's mom did fuck all to protect him from Ronnie (likely because she couldn't/wouldn't) hence his willingness to let her rot and his deep disdain for women in general.

She did nothing to protect Faith from her menace of a spawn either. Sandra was an enabler of Ronnie and Ethan. The cycle of abuse continues, as Amanda is an enabler of Ethan.

I guess Ralph is watching the Vickers stream and seething
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What's with these idiots and their feature length love letters? Time to just neck because I'm not reading all that garbage.

 

[Rigger Nich]

"skinny super fit actual woman"

Guess he forgot the skinny fat horse tried to transition into a man.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Guess he forgot the skinny fat horse tried to transition into a man.

I still cannot get over the fact that she looks like she succeeded in her transition more than most post op transmen.

 

[Vesperus]

"skinny super fit actual woman"

Makes me wonder how many troons there are in Ralph's history. I've had a few partners (I hope that's not a PL) but I've never felt the urge to point out they are  actual women.

That's suspiciously specific.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Makes me wonder how many troons there are in Ralph's history. I've had a few partners (I hope that's not a PL) but I've never felt the urge to point out they are  actual women.

That's suspiciously specific.

Especially with how hard he simps for his true Queen, Keffals.