🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[A Real Munson]

I'm calling it now. Meigh started doing donkey shows to pay for baby formula. This isn't a demon baby, it's a mule.

 

[make_it_so]

I hope it's another girl and Ralph Henry the VIIIs May.

Henry the VIII's her like Catherine of Aragon or Henry the VIII's her like Anne Boleyn?

 

[Audentum]

I wonder if Ralph will move to Guatemala next to cheapen the costs of child care more.

 

[Paladin Derich]

To be fair pantsu is kind of a horse name, like if i was at the track, lighting my child support payment on fire, I'd bet on the horse named pantsu

We need an AI version of race announcer
>And out the gate Pantsu takes the lead
>Followed by Xanax
>Coming down the backstretch it's Maker's Mark

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I'm calling it now. Meigh started doing donkey shows to pay for baby formula. This isn't a demon baby, it's a mule.

But did they hire her to be the girl or the donkey?

 

[Harambe]

I wonder if Ralph will move to Guatemala next to cheapen the costs of child care more.

coming soon, killstream, live from BRAZOOOOOOL

 

[Raiken]

The US is the only place retarded enough on Earth to say if you cross the boarder and give birth the baby gets citizenship.

Literally nobody wants expat dumb and fat Americans bullying or breeding votes in their countries, even the snow mexicans don't want us, which is fair tbh.

most western countries are like that, i don't even think a single country in europe does not do this.
if both parents are native to one country the child is from their country of origin.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

The absolute levels of delusion to not realize he looks like a living corpse.

 

[Muppetstudios]

I wonder if Ralph will move to Guatemala next to cheapen the costs of child care more.

I hope he does only so I can call it Guntemala

 

[Truly Rural]

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The absolute levels of delusion to not realize he looks like a living corpse.

T / A

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

T / A

Thanks babe, I'm on mobile and can't archive right now.

 

[Anonanon]

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The absolute levels of delusion to not realize he looks like a living corpse.

Lmao at the sunglass imprint on his face.

 

[Truly Rural]

Why he does this? Is it to retain more AF incels for paypigs? We all seen many of Ralph's rants about moralfagging over the years. We've seen him take secondhand destroyed women for himself. We've seen him talk about banging hookers, and cheating on every single girl he ever was in a relationship with. Why is dating somebody after divorce announcement evil, chyat? Was he evil when he dated Ade during/after his divorce? And most importantly why would any man care what other people's wives are doing? Is it because she didn't choose him?

T / A

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Why he does this? Is it to retain more AF incels for paypigs? We all seen many of Ralph's rants about moralfagging over the years. We've seen him take secondhand destroyed women for himself. We've seen him talk about banging hookers, and cheating on every single girl he ever was in a relationship with. Why is dating somebody after divorce announcement evil, chyat? Was he evil when he dated Ade during/after his divorce? And most importantly why would any man care what other people's wives are doing? Is it because she didn't choose him?

T / A

I know who Tom Brady is, and I know Reese Witherspoon is an actress but I'd have to google her name to figure out what movies she's been in. Don't know who the other two are. I can't imagine big fans of the Killstream know much more than I do. That doesn't matter though, all Ralph needs to say is that, "women are evil" and the tards will nod and not click the Hollywood News article, content with the assumption.

 

[Waifu Days]

I guess Ethan is serious about this look. Nothing us haters can say to change that. [Insert Jurassic Park Reference Here}

 

[make_it_so]

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I guess Ethan is serious about this look. Nothing us haters can say to change that. [Insert Jurassic Park Reference Here}

Even in that photo he looks like a manlet. Like a little kid playing dress-up with grandpa's clothes.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

He looks like a hard living farm worker after a long slog feeding the hogs. Except he doesn’t work at all that’s just boozing and xooming.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

[Insert Jurassic Park Reference Here}

I got you

 

[Twinkletard]

He looks like all his organs are about to fail.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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I guess Ethan is serious about this look. Nothing us haters can say to change that. [Insert Jurassic Park Reference Here}

this looks like a still from that ancient gif of a black preacher becoming a fighter jet except it's ralph becoming a Ariane V test flight