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How long will Ethan last in rehab?

  • <1 day

    Votes: 35 8.3%

  • 3 days

    Votes: 40 9.5%

  • About one week

    Votes: 100 23.8%

  • More than a week but less than a month

    Votes: 110 26.1%

  • He will LAST THE ENTIRE MONTH ayelogs BTFO another Ralphamale W!!!11

    Votes: 136 32.3%
  • Total voters
    421
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Rage Pig said:
Ladies and Guntlemen, marvel at the creator of the poop covered thumb.
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Sicko Hunter said:
How can I guy who at his very peak had a moderately successful internet drama show that's all but faded into irrelevancy have such a huge ego?
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Because it was the only time in his miserable life that he has a modicum of success. Plus he's the worst combination of white trash, wigger, and BPD woman imaginable and he never matured past the age of 16. Oh, and it was the first time he ever made friends because he was certainly bullied at times, and the 2 years of so of his peak enabled his fantasy of being the "cool kid".

Ralph's brief taste of e-fame was unironically the worst thing that could have happened to him. If he remained as an unknown entity, his fragile ego would never have been in the position to shatter like it has. He'd have trotted along in life, sitting around and watching soap opera all day while collecting welfare, like his forefathers before him.
 
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Who the fuck is Keith Woods? Who is this random porn star? Ralph tweets as if everyone is aware who the people obscure enough to go on his show are... He's been doing this for more than a decade and he still doesn't realize that tweeting random names doesn't entice people to watch a show, you've got to explain why people should be interested.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
Spite. I believe that his spite is strong enough. Ralph knows with 100% certainty that when he dies especially if he dies as a result of his habits that there will be 500 streams laughing at him and having roasted pigs in hell as the thumbnail. He knows that the dead retard streams will make tens of thousands of dollars for the people he hates the most and they will jokingly pour corn liquor out for him and eat pork sandwiches.

He has said before that the only thing keeping him from killing himself is spite, he lives for spite, and he will get clean for spite. I believe! All the nurses have to do is give him a print out sheet of his thread or Twitter every day of people saying he has no chance and he will do it!

Every single person on this website thinks he can't do it. I think he can! I CHOOSE to be a positive polly!
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I saw an episode of some show on TV about people surviving crazy situations. There was an elderly man trapped in his house while a train derailed outside and released a ton of deadly chlorine gas. He told everyone he was too mad to die. That is Ralph in a nutshell.
 
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From what I gathered Matthew Vickers is trying to get Alice to come forward with a rape charge? Ralph has made dozens of vulgar confirmations he plyed Alice with booze then sodomized her.
California removed all statute of limitations for sex crimes, Ralph has this charge hanging over his head for the rest of his life. Which realistically, is maybe 9 months.
 
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Mynameisdark said:
From what I gathered Matthew Vickers is trying to get Alice to come forward with a rape charge? Ralph has made dozens of vulgar confirmations he plyed Alice with booze then sodomized her.
California removed all statute of limitations for sex crimes, Ralph has this charge hanging over his head for the rest of his life. Which realistically, is maybe 9 months.
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Alice thing happened in Virginia not California.
 
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Blue Gunty said:
Alice thing happened in Virginia not California.
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I'm certain it happened in Vegas. I'm not a lawyer but after 2020 many residents of California started suing former producers and directors. Given the amount of evidence to her case, Ralph admitting to it on video, I'm sure she could get that ball rolling anytime she wished. It's her call ultimately.
 
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