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How long will Ethan last in rehab?

  • <1 day

    Votes: 35 8.3%

  • 3 days

    Votes: 40 9.5%

  • About one week

    Votes: 100 23.8%

  • More than a week but less than a month

    Votes: 110 26.1%

  • He will LAST THE ENTIRE MONTH ayelogs BTFO another Ralphamale W!!!11

    Votes: 136 32.3%
  • Total voters
    421
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
This one was actually based tho. If he did more wearing silly hats and acting a public nuisance, I'd be a fan.
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Time for Ralph to follow in the footsteps of Johnny Somali and go hollar and raise hell in southeast Asia. Except the Ralphamale ain't no bitch ass nigger, he's a white man. He'll be doing all his irl stream in North Korea.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Time for Ralph to follow in the footsteps of Johnny Somali and go hollar and raise hell in southeast Asia. Except the Ralphamale ain't no bitch ass nigger, he's a white man. He'll be doing all his irl stream in North Korea.
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I wonder if his track record for trips across the Atlantic will carry over to the Pacific.

1. Portugal 1 - Got the shit kicked out of him and initiated the googly eye/sunglasses era of the Ralphamale.

2. Portugal 2 - Got beat up on stream and looked like an absolute bitch.

3. Rome - Got his flight grounded, threw a fit on Xitter because he thought the horse left the stable, and was only there for like 3 days? He also has to do an emergency xanny refill.

It's hard to say whether they got better over time or worse over time, but nothing good has ever come form Ralph leaving the continent his daddy gave him.
 
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HackerX said:
I wonder if his track record for trips across the Atlantic will carry over to the Pacific.

1. Portugal 1 - Got the shit kicked out of him and initiated the googly eye/sunglasses era of the Ralphamale.

2. Portugal 2 - Got beat up on stream and looked like an absolute bitch.

3. Rome - Got his flight grounded, threw a fit on Xitter because he thought the horse left the stable, and was only there for like 3 days? He also has to do an emergency xanny refill.

It's hard to say whether they got better over time or worse over time, but nothing good has ever come form Ralph leaving the continent his daddy gave him.
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Anytime Ralph travels to somewhere outside of his norms we always wind up getting so klassic Killstream khantent. Whether its in Texas or Jersey for his idiot events, Portugal, even Minnesota we got to seem him bitch out and deny his own name then run away. Ralph on a plane statistically has one of the highest chances for us to get a laugh.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
It's so hard to keep track of the timeline because he tumbles like a boulder from one disaster to the next, but I think this period also includes
  • "IT WAS GOD'S PLAN"
  • Being carried to safety in the arms of a strong black farmer after getting his shitbox car trapped in the snow
  • Doing the truffle shuffle outside the Blaze offices after being denied entry for being a disgusting pig monster

This is a calculated move. He's hoping Mersh will let him crash on the couch after he runs out of money and has to flee Mexico. Homeless grifters have to look out for each other!
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GOD’S PLAN! Was a banger and a half.

Wasn’t this also the time frame where he lost his shit at Chrissie Mayr and had an EPIC FUCKING CHIMP OUT after the interview?
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Wasn’t this also the time frame where he lost his shit at Chrissie Mayr and had an EPIC FUCKING CHIMP OUT after the interview?
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When did he cut his world famous LEGAL MINDSET promo? I think that came after he snaked on Rekieta --which would also mean it was after he shat himself live on stream-- because it was his attempt to bury the hatchet.

Say what you want about Ralph but he has generated more memorable content in a couple years than most cows do in their entire lifetime.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Time for Ralph to follow in the footsteps of Johnny Somali and go hollar and raise hell in southeast Asia. Except the Ralphamale ain't no bitch ass nigger, he's a white man. He'll be doing all his irl stream in North Korea.
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I’m kind of surprised Ralph hasn’t fled to the Philippines yet. That seems to be every deadbeat totally not a pedo sexpest place to go.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
I’m kind of surprised Ralph hasn’t fled to the Philippines yet. That seems to be every deadbeat totally not a pedo sexpest place to go.
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He should go there and do IRL steaming. I heard their mga slum sa bilangguan offers tasty meals for just 70 pesos a day.
 
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Is this the gayest Xeet Ralph has ever made?
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BigFatSweatyMan said:
Sorry for the double post but this is just too funny. GUNTED.com is back on the menu
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I can imagine some Mexican porn producer asking his lawyer how he can legally market bestiality and the lawyer saying "I represented a child support case for a gringo and I'm pretty sure he's the closest thing you can get to a pig without going to jail."
 
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