🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Telemeter]

So judging by Harry's messages, May has left the house, but she's still in Mexico? What a weird situation. I suppose someone went to Mexico for her and she's currently in a hotel. I guess we'll not know what happened until monday.

Its gayfabe, Harry is going over some BS conversation between May and her sister where she said she's totally leaving the Gunt for reals this time, conveniently after the Gunt announced it, and everyone is eating that shit up.

 

[Malaika]

I think you'd have to be pretty obtuse to think that Ralph's meltdown the past 3 days has been a "gayfabe". People are only spamming this gayfabe this and kayfabe that stuff because of the airport fiasco, which, ironically, everyone knows wasn't one. We all know they did have a fight at the airport, Ralph overreacted thinking she was going to leave him but they made up and then pretended it was a work so they didn't look like retards.

I think it's possible that May will go back to Ralph if she hasn't left the country yet. But holding on to that everything that's happened the past few days was a work at this point is just really dumb or haven't watched Ralph's stream.

 

[GuntPatrol]

We all know they did have a fight at the airport, Ralph overreacted thinking she was going to leave him but they made up and then pretended it was a work so they didn't look like retards.

This was my read on the airport incident as well. They had an argument because Ralph got them kicked off the flight, and Pantsu probably just wanted to ditch him for a few minutes for a chance to blow off some steam. Ralph immediately jumped to the conclusion that she must be absconding with their daughter. Their spite-based relationship was so shitty that Ralph probably spent the last year waiting for the other shoe to drop, and the millisecond he couldn't account for her whereabouts he took it as confirmation of his suspicion.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Granted the airport thing wasn't gayfaybe, or a work, or whatever folks want to call it. Also granted that nearly everything Ethel has ever claimed WAS a work wasn't. (I only say nearly, because it's possible there was somethingbthat wasn't, though I can't think of any).

But when Reethan starts quoting the Kiwi theory of Guntodynamics word for word, and starts saying all the same shit about himself that we've been saying for years, it is more sussy than Nick Fuentes dressed in a gimp suit at a highway rest-stop in New Jersey at 3 am.

The Rage-pig has never been that self-aware. If he was capable of such he woukdn't be Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[deeman]

Apparently not, lol. Ethan wants everyone to know Dick still likes him and took him out for ice cweam today.
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Ethan wuvs ice cweam! Look how happy he is!

How long ago since the Divorce stream was this? Someone over 30 simply doesnt walk/wag off such a drunkenly evening without help from Benzos/More booze.

 

[genericwhitemale]

To the people criticising Dax/Dick, do you really think Ralph would listen to him? Especially when Ralph is off his face?

Maybe not. But it's incredible to me that he's done absolutely nothing. The last time I've ever seen him "concerned" for Ralph was telling Rekieta back in late 2021 that he wants them to be internet friends again because Ralph had a hard year and his mother died, so he needs to meet Ralph half way when he blows up at him over making fun of a shart on a livestream. He's done nothing but enable him for years, even after the Pillstream when he thought he'd reached a new low and promised to stop drinking. Ralph's too far gone now, but if Dick was his friend he would've intervened years ago.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

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Yep that’s the look of a man who’s having a good time.

That's the face of a man who's friend just drank $500 of his liquor stash last night.

 

[Miller]

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Yep that’s the look of a man who’s having a good time.

[His loudness and rage gone]

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>Executive producer
>David Chase

 

[Telemeter]

Maybe not. But it's incredible to me that he's done absolutely nothing. The last time I've ever seen him "concerned" for Ralph was telling Rekieta back in late 2021 that he wants them to be internet friends again because Ralph had a hard year and his mother died, so he needs to meet Ralph half way when he blows up at him over making fun of a shart on a lifestream. He's done nothing but enable him for years, even after the Pillstream when he thought he'd reached a new low and promised to stop drinking. Ralph's too far gone now, but if Dick was his friend he would've intervened years ago.

Dick doesn't care about Ralph in the slightlest, he just pays him empty lip service out of his stock contrarianism jerk reaction.

Dick made Ralph the disenfranchised closet gay beta Democrat voter who liked to say nigger into the Ralphamale, cause he wanted a new Maddox he could exploit, but turns out Ralph is actually criminally retarded and a legal liability, so he just keeps him at arms length.

Dick wants Ralph to just fuck off and die so he doesn't have to put up with him anymore, but that would not be following the trend of everyone Ralph comes into contact with, so he can't out of contratan principle.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So judging by Harry's messages, May has left the house, but she's still in Mexico? What a weird situation. I suppose someone went to Mexico for her and she's currently in a hotel. I guess we'll not know what happened until monday.

How to you even get that? Harry is just trying to imply she’s not with him. I think he would say this even if she was sitting next to him.

Wheels up is a flight term meaning take off. May has left Mexico, even Ralph said she was desperate to return to the USA, so she’s not going to hang around Mexico.

I wonder if Ralph has any idea where she is at or if May is going to ensure he doesn’t know where she’s staying for now.

Ralph assumed she was going to Rochester and said “enjoy the 23 degree weather!” Which was funny because the weather in Rochester for the next seven months is awesome, perfect not-to-hot summer weather where as Ralph will be melting in the humid oven that is summer in Merida.

 

[KingHarkinian]

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Ethan wuvs ice cweam! Look how happy he is!

Getting Chris and Megan vibes from this photo

 

[Scout Trooper]

Apparently not, lol. Ethan wants everyone to know Dick still likes him and took him out for ice cweam today.
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Ethan wuvs ice cweam! Look how happy he is!

You can tell Ralph completely idolizes Dick from the way he has an immediate and complete change to his countenance to all smiles whenever Dick so much glances at him.

Kind of pathetic.

 

[Garth]

You can tell Ralph completely idolizes Dick

Ragepig is desperate for a father figure. Look at how he reacted to Jim during that therapy session hosted by Mundane Matt. He came out all bluster and finally relinquished the rage-facade and tearfully begged daddy Jim to be his friend again. I've said it before: Ronnie did a real number on Ethan.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Getting Chris and Megan vibes from this photo

You know, when you look at her, Chris actually did a pretty faithful artistic rendering back in the day.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Dick is truly the friend Ethan Ralph deserves. Ralph has no idea what a real friendship is supposed to be like so he thinks Dick is a real bro.

It's also ironic that the only people on earth that have actually loved and cared for Ethan Ralph are women (Sandra, Nora, Faith, Pantsu) and he absolutely despises them for it and treats them accordingly. Women being the only humans that can love Ethan Ralph only proved their utter stupidity to him.

Ironically, i think the old guard from when ralph was just out of jail and the killstream was fun, including Null and Jim, were the closest to real friends ralph ever got, because the guys cared enough about him to call him out on his bullshit. Dax is tolerating him at Best and now, when Ethan is down bad, just locks him in a Sound proof room and broadcasts his "friends" stupor to the World.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ironically, i think the old guard from when ralph was just out of jail and the killstream was fun, including Null and Jim, were the closest to real friends ralph ever got, because the guys cared enough about him to call him out on his bullshit. Dax is tolerating him at Best and now, when Ethan is down bad, just locks him in a Sound proof room and broadcasts his "friends" stupor to the World.

You'd think Dax would have also told Ralph knocking up a teenager and a mentally ill failed pedo v-tuber was a terrible idea and would ruin his life even more, and it has. Isn't Dax very anti-marriage and kids? I think it limits the amount of whining and pity party Ralph can subject Dax too IRL. Dax probably thought Ralph getting these dumb bitches pregnant was hilarious.

When Ralph arrived announcing his wife and child just left him, on the heels of his latest DVO court appearance and supervised visitation with the other kid, Dax fired up the stream in the studio, made sure he had lots of booze and left him in the room with a loaded shotgun. When Ralph failed to blow his brains out and just made a utter fool of himself, Dax took the fat retard out for a ice cream when he finally regained consciousness. What a good friend.

 

[Beef Elemental]

How to you even get that? Harry is just trying to imply she’s not with him. I think he would say this even if she was sitting next to him.

Wheels up is a flight term meaning take off. May has left Mexico, even Ralph said she was desperate to return to the USA, so she’s not going to hang around Mexico.

I wonder if Ralph has any idea where she is at or if May is going to ensure he doesn’t know where she’s staying for now.

Ralph assumed she was going to Rochester and said “enjoy the 23 degree weather!” Which was funny because the weather in Rochester for the next seven months is awesome, perfect not-to-hot summer weather where as Ralph will be melting in the humid oven that is summer in Merida.

People seem to conflate May accepting Harry's financial assistance and recognizing that being a guntee is a poor life choice with her literally moving in with him. Harry has said that she has only ever stayed with him temporarily and even when she was living in Rochester they hardly ever saw her.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Sorry fren.
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Dick's 12 gauge ticket to paradise is peaking out from behind the green screen right in piggy reach.

I think Dick must use the dildo as an edgelord bayonet for the shotgun.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Maybe not. But it's incredible to me that he's done absolutely nothing. The last time I've ever seen him "concerned" for Ralph was telling Rekieta back in late 2021 that he wants them to be internet friends again because Ralph had a hard year and his mother died, so he needs to meet Ralph half way when he blows up at him over making fun of a shart on a lifestream. He's done nothing but enable him for years, even after the Pillstream when he thought he'd reached a new low and promised to stop drinking. Ralph's too far gone now, but if Dick was his friend he would've intervened years ago.

Dick is a degenerate piece of shit so it's no surprise that he wouldn't help Ralph out when he really needs the support.

 

[Elbe]