GuntPatrol
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 22, 2020
Nigga, he lives in hiding in a third world country mumbling into a microphone to three hundred people on a good day. Wake me up when Warski and his meth head girlfriend flee the first world.
Face it, Ralph's the best in the whole lolcow sektor from the top on down.
Ralph would claim that's a W. I haven't been following the Ralphaverse much lately (hence why I'm responding to a 3-week-old comment), but one of my favorite Ralphisms is when he talks about how much better Mexico is than the US... as if living there is a baller move, and not something he did because he's a coward who's running from his self-inflicted financial woes.
"My door dash order should get here soon... you know what I saw the other day? They have pizza-flavored Doritos here. I never seen that in America. You know what else they have? They got regular Hellmann's mayonnaise, but you can also get it with lime mixed in. Man, Mexico is fucking awesome. People living in the US are suckers," he says as his plumber-lawyer climbs onto the roof to fix the plastic cistern that holds his undrinkable water, and before responding to a comment where he feigns ignorance of cartel activity: "Yeah, I don't know anything about that. People claim certain organizations are responsible for the violence in Mexico, but for all I know it's just a US-Israeli PsyOp. I'm not going to comment on it."