🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Javelin Bee]

Does SMP not own a funnel to pour those ridiculously huge jugs into smaller bottles, a straw with which to drink from and could be a lot of fun on days where he’s thirsty but hammered AF, or a tube where he could stuff it into the jug and not have to risk shouting his widdle arms break as he struggles to lift up that ridiculous jug?

This is a man who cannot even go buy a can of WD-40 to fix his squeaky agonizing gamer chair, no way he would buy a tool such as a funnel. Do you even own a screwdriver?

 

[FiveStarAce]

I think the rapepiggy with quadruple titties simply wants to show us ayelawgs that he can in fact lift up a jug of water for a few seconds.
I look forward to the day where his grip comes loose and the water pours all over his setup. The spergout on Xitter will be funny.

The magi-chan demon demanded its own giant straw of fail.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I think the rapepiggy with quadruple titties simply wants to show us ayelawgs that he can in fact lift up a jug of water for a few seconds.
I look forward to the day where his grip comes loose and the water pours all over his setup. The spergout on Xitter will be funny.

He might be able to pick up a jug of water, but he can't pick up a pair of boxing gloves and fight Aaron Imholte

 

[AltisticRight]

This is a man who cannot even go buy a can of WD-40 to fix his squeaky agonizing gamer chair, no way he would buy a tool such as a funnel. Do you even own a screwdriver?

He'll be doing more to that wd40 than to fix stuff with it. Ask randbot's people about Rama Rama.

 

[Die For Me!]

Bragging about a fucking twitter checkmark. Hey Ralph, invite Patrick Tomlinson on your super show, you could both mald about JAWSH MOON and your faggoty twitter checkmarks together

He could even give Ralph some pointers on dealing with trolls on the internet
No, that's not true pedo a-log, you will not get my checkmark removed, a-log. It is a legacy checkmark, pedo a-log. Enjoy doxbin.

 

[Kartoperon]

I'm continuously in awe of how this man (pig) is still breathing. Obese, with multiple addictions, an extremely unhealthy lifestyle, and now living in conditions which are nothing short of hellish to someone of his portly countenance. I used to take that as a joke, but he truly must be running purely on spite. He knows that, as soon as he drops dead, the Kino Casino will run a week-long streaming marathon about him, and earn thousands of dollars in doing so. Denying those two the satisfaction, and Null the smug chuckle whilst chowing down on pizza, must be his two main reasons for carrying on, despite all the odds.

 

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I'm continuously in awe of how this man (pig) is still breathing. Obese, with multiple addictions, an extremely unhealthy lifestyle, and now living in conditions which are nothing short of hellish to someone of his portly countenance. I used to take that as a joke, but he truly must be running purely on spite. He knows that, as soon as he drops dead, the Kino Casino will run a week-long streaming marathon about him, and earn thousands of dollars in doing so. Denying those two the satisfaction, and Null the smug chuckle whilst chowing down on pizza, must be his two main reasons for carrying on, despite all the odds.

He’s indestructible. Like a cockroach.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan is seething on air about his Rational Wiki article, written by Fred @copypaste Brennan as a fork of Ethan's removed Wikipedia article. He apparently threatened them with a lolsuit over the article and they completely ignored him:

"[Wikipedia is] slightly better than Rational Wiki, I'll say, that just flat-out defames...my Rational Wiki is just flat-out defamatory, and I wrote them an email and I was like, 'this needs to be fixed or I'm gonna sue'. And they didn't do anything because they knew I wasn't gonna sue them..." - Ethan Ralph

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Let's take a look at its current state, which has been edited several times by other users since 2022.

To be fair, it does inaccurately refer to him as a "registered sex offender" (image 2) even though he is 'merely' a convicted sex offender not on any registry, but the rest of the article is pretty spot-on aside from incorrectly describing him as running a nonexistent website called 'The Ralph Retort'. A janny even mopped some true information about his lawful spouse and his Portugal trips a little while ago:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ethan_Ralph

https://archive.is/5hX4b (main)
https://archive.is/E3bv7 (commit history)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

They need to update that page. Ralph's website is down and that's important information and Meigh left the stable.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

long clip about how Ralphs lonely lonely life

Lol. Love how Ralph tries to dance around the fact he lived with his mom for thirty-three year. “Lived with girlfriends (and my mom) and friends…” Can’t admit what everyone knows, he lived with his mom almost his entire adult life. Only when Show Feet rented Ralph and Pantsu a house did he flee so he didn’t have to help his dying mom. Ralph is a grown ass man who had never lived independently until last year.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

A bit of off topic:
Did you know, that in Russian language there is a word equivalent to gunt. It's called пузо. Pronounced as poo-zoh with silent h.
Meaning is a very big gut. Applicable to both men and women

 

[Die For Me!]

9/9/24
Ralph posted the thumbnail for his show today and it's his retarded face with the copeboy hat on a--
Now Waiduh Minute!

Where the fucks the Killstream Patented Grayscale filter?!

This thumbnail mishap was almost enough for me to not watch today's stream. How can i take Ralph seriously when he refuses to put time into his thumbnails?!
Nevertheless, i decided to overlook Ralphs laziness and watch the infamous keeelstream anyways.

Ralph started the show by watching Vito play video games for three fucking hours. The video was entirely about Vitos improper response to people threatening to come to his house. Watch as Ralph somehow trys to not take Vitos position, despite also being a gigantic pussy who is literally always on the run from potential a-logs leaving corn cobs at his door:

Someone in chat points out that Vito is going through what he was going through years ago, Ralph responds by... admitting he's a pussy that ran away from the problem:

I'm posting this one because i just really like it, it's Ralph shoving food into his mouth and talking about Grace Thorps abuse as nothing special. I think it's a great look into piggy tit's psychology and how he just looks at anyone who is not him as some kind of toy:

uhh ah wanna haave sympathy ferr Grace but uhh she snaked me thooo fuh tha bish

goonstream host receives goon dono letting everyone know they are currently jerking off to the thought of Grace and her dad sharing the same bed:

Ralph admits he gets made fun of all the time for being a gringo (still turns wymens pussies into waterfalls with his aryan eyes btw):

Ralph talks about how easy booze and pills are to obtain:

Ralphs wikipedia cope (as mentioned above in Harus post):

Finally, Ralph admitted that he frequents a Sushi bar with only two locations. I posted about it in the Great Gunt Bounty Hunt thread since Ralph is apparently so eager to have someone "pull up" on him, bish.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

lol he's such a fag. "pull up on me in the place I ran away to and am hiding from the world in and won't tell you where it is"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph talks about how easy booze and pills are to obtain:

I recall Meigh telling Gaytor that Ralph was more in love with Vegas than Meigh. Probably do to all the drugs, gambling, and hookers around. Nice to see Ralph finally finding a place for him to keep indulging in those same things except when the evil police closed down his favorite strip clubs for sex trafficking. Oh well I’m sure those senoritas on the street aren’t being trafficked by the cartel at all.

 

[AltisticRight]

Piggymoobs either lost or ran away from all the fights he was involved in.
And one time, he landed his fat lardy piggytits in prison.
You're not threatening, you're a smug grotesque omnisexual blob of grease with quadruple titties. A 14-year-old girl can easily handle you.

 

[HackerX]

Piggymoobs either lost or ran away from all the fights he was involved in.
And one time, he landed his fat lardy piggytits in prison.
You're not threatening, you're a smug grotesque omnisexual blob of grease with quadruple titties. A 14-year-old girl can easily handle you.

Where does the "arrest heem arrest heem" bowling alley incident fall under?

 

[AltisticRight]

Where does the "arrest heem arrest heem" bowling alley incident fall under?

Ran away/lost.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tfw Chris Chan pulls better viewer debate numbers then you

 

[Die For Me!]

Tfw Chris Chan pulls better viewer debate numbers then you

It's fucking over

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Where does the "arrest heem arrest heem" bowling alley incident fall under?

SMP followed the guy being dragged around the corner where Chaggot “allegedly” filmed everything that went on (Supposedly SMP stomping the guy’s head while others held him down). Hence that ”AH SHIT!” Look on SMP”s face when Chaggot talked about filming everything that went on.