🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Razz]

The only bit of lore Ralph is usually tight lipped about is his early childhood. Early 90's West Memphis, Arkansas with a violent lunatic Papa and a doormat hair metal roadie Momma. Surely, there's a few good stories there.

The "happy birthday Ethan" picture shows holes on the wall and a hammer stuck in it. The ragepig has been raging since his teens

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

We’ve been over this a dozen times the cartel has no reason to do anything to Ralph. He’s a nobody and the drugs he gets are from a pharmacy not off the street. They do not care.

I got three outcomes on my mind, first is that he just OD's probably while live. Second one is that he gets mad at some prostitute and punches her leading to Los Zetas columbian necktie treatment.
Third one is the best and seems to be the least mentioned option, IRS will nail him to the cross and indirectly kill Ralph with years of jailhouse rock sessions.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Laughable. The only way Ralph hasn't beaten a woman is if you add "in court" to the end of that sentence.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Laughable. The only way Ralph hasn't beaten a woman is if you add "in court" to the end of that sentence.

Unfortunately he has beaten Faith in court. Remember the lawsuit where Faith represented herself and forgot to enter evidence.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The "happy birthday Ethan" picture shows holes on the wall and a hammer stuck in it. The ragepig has been raging since his teens

You can’t not mention it and not post it.



It’s a beautiful contrast with what Ralph pretends to be and what he actually is. He’s always been a short and fat rage pig loser trying to act like he’s a badass.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

You can’t not mention it and not post it.

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It’s a beautiful contrast with what Ralph pretends to be and what he actually is. He’s always been a short and fat rage pig loser trying to act like he’s a badass.

It's also funny that he has to lie in such a way that makes it so obvious it's a lie. Like if he had said "I had a girlfriend so was definitely getting pussy" like ok, maybe could be believable. King Cobra was getting pussy recently and he's only slightly more attractive and responsible than Ralph. But no, it has to be pussy lined up around the block. Like anyone believes any fat loser has girls falling all over him.

Same with his small dick cope. If he had said no, it's average, it was just a bad angle and it's like 6 or 6.5" inches, we probably still wouldn't' believe it but at least there's some plausibility. But no, has to be a big thick 8 incher and the camera just made it look absolutely miniscule.

For a guy that lies constantly, he's still not very good at it.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I was listening to a recorded Discord call on YouTube today, and one of the “debaters” was Avon Chartsdale. I never knew anything about him until today, other than he was one of the original/longtime Ralph Paypigs.

Is that guy still around? I guess analwulf is, considering Ralph is still addressing him in his recent shows.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

It's also funny that he has to lie in such a way that makes it so obvious it's a lie. Like if he had said "I had a girlfriend so was definitely getting pussy" like ok, maybe could be believable. King Cobra was getting pussy recently and he's only slightly more attractive and responsible than Ralph. But no, it has to be pussy lined up around the block. Like anyone believes any fat loser has girls falling all over him.

Same with his small dick cope. If he had said no, it's average, it was just a bad angle and it's like 6 or 6.5" inches, we probably still wouldn't' believe it but at least there's some plausibility. But no, has to be a big thick 8 incher and the camera just made it look absolutely miniscule.

For a guy that lies constantly, he's still not very good at it.

The Cartman parallels never stop with Ralph. All I could think about was this scene while listening to Ralph cope

https://youtu.be/7DPK9khpqcU?si=iOSCxhIyhtRUIMK-

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Guess there was a zoom call for court or something, he's got a damn collared shirt on. Also, weather must still be in fair in Merida, he's got the KC hat on, Superbowl edition. I dare say this hog was hosed down this morning, maybe the hurricane worked.

 

[GettrGriftr]

The Ralphamale's camera has alogged the Top of the Sektur once again. A tale as old as time.

 

[GaryGray]

While once again having camera troubles Ralph accidentally lets a single frame from his webcam show up around six hours and 21 to six hours and 23 minutes into his show on October 14th. He mentions that this does not have the filter he normally uses (assume he means the black and white filter not all his fat filters).

Behold the hog in his natural environment. The superior male form in all his female skull crushing glory.

 

[GettrGriftr]

He really does look 80 years old like he said.

 

[Um...]

Look at this tiny, grimy little cubicle.

Imagine sitting here for 8 hours a day mumbling to under 300 viewers, begging for torta $$

 

[AltisticRight]

Look at this tiny, grimy little cubicle.
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Imagine sitting here for 8 hours a day mumbling to under 300 viewers, begging for torta $$

180lbs, totally.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He really does look 80 years old like he said.

Just needs a bolo tie

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He really does look 80 years old like he said.

I've seen 80 year olds in better shape at hospice care. Magi-Chan has rendered him into a husk.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

The Cartman parallels never stop with Ralph. All I could think about was this scene while listening to Ralph cope

https://youtu.be/7DPK9khpqcU?si=iOSCxhIyhtRUIMK-

Someone please photoshop Ralph's face over cartman. This fits so perfectly

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

While once again having camera troubles Ralph accidentally lets a single frame from his webcam show up around six hours and 21 to six hours and 23 minutes into his show on October 14th. He mentions that this does not have the filter he normally uses (assume he means the black and white filter not all his fat filters).
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Behold the hog in his natural environment. The superior male form in all his female skull crushing glory.

He looks like an extremely fat woman trying to hide her stomach in a dating profile

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's funny that those are the most damning photos. Not the ones that have been photoshopped to make him look fatter or redder, not the ones where he's making a weird pose or face.

It's the ones where he's totally normal and in his resting state and you see that he's just an ugly little short-eyes squatting in a hovel somewhere squealing at his computer in front of a green screen. And that's literally all he is.

 

[bile demon]

While once again having camera troubles Ralph accidentally lets a single frame from his webcam show up around six hours and 21 to six hours and 23 minutes into his show on October 14th. He mentions that this does not have the filter he normally uses (assume he means the black and white filter not all his fat filters).
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Behold the hog in his natural environment. The superior male form in all his female skull crushing glory.

Looks like a mildly confused old lady participating in some "teaching the elderly how to use the internet" online seminar.