🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Duke-Diggler said:
Birds of a feather flock together.

Wonder who would wear the pants in this relationship?
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On a last ditch effort to save The Ralph Retort, Ralph turns trans and claims everything he did in the past is no longer valid because he was a heckin' wholesome woman trapped in a Ralphamale body. Ralph goes far left on the spectrum and triples his viewership overnight.

This lasts for three months until Ralph, desperate for money, produces an Only Fans video of Keffals fucking him with a corncob dildo.
 
Winston Niles Rumfoord said:
Ralph goes far left on the spectrum and triples his viewership overnight.
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He’s already far left and supports Obama. He only claims to be on the right just so he can scream the N word and be abusive to women, so that would make him perfect for trooning out. How many troons can make the claim they have four tits after all? Thats 2 more than real women making him better!
 
AltisticRight said:
Yeah, he was trying to fuck him.
Do any of you remember when he got his checkmark X account aborted?
Luke reached out to him.
He said he was glad that Luke reached out. Luke sent him a message asking if he was okay. Someone can find the screenshots, it's here and in Luke's thread.

Gross piggy, quad titty, wants tranny bussy.
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That’s what I figured. “Befriend” just sounded way too innocent. Especially where the former Ethan Oliver Ralph (before he denied the name his daddy give him) is concerned.
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
That’s what I figured. “Befriend” just sounded way too innocent. Especially where the former Ethan Oliver Ralph (before he denied the name his daddy give him) is concerned.
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He also "befriended" people like Alice and Corrine.
How did it work out for them?

Luke is safe for now because it's unlikely that a felon can enter the area he's residing at.
 

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Wow, renown investigative journalist Ethan Oliver Ralph outs a con inc concubine. Politics, porn and piggertits, this has to attract a huge amount of new viewers.
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Oh no.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
What the hell is con inc anyway?
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Short for Conservative Inc. It's the unofficial name for the big time party grifters.

Why Rlalph is interested in her, I have no idea. He probably tried to slide into her DMs and she blocked him because she's not into quad tittied pigs, I dunno.
 
10/30/24 - Mr. Red Right Hand Makes Debut, Bitch Slaps @Haru Okumura, "Halloween A-log Bombshell" Delayed
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Ralph woke up from an 18 hour long depression nap and decided to start his day like he usually does, with a good morning wank-off session to some e-thot teaser pics on his Timeline since he cannot afford their onlyfan pricings, but as Ralph went to reach for his phone, something was amiss: his entire left arm couldn't move! "why is mah precociously fortuitous arm not doing what ah command?" Ralph thought to himself while poking at his chub with the one arm that still worked. "Ahh, shit... das right..." Ralph mumbled to himself, as visions of him waltzing around an airport crying, screaming and begging for a doctor rushed to whatever parts of his frontal lobe still has blood flowing through it: His left arm is completely disabled. From the top (of the elbow) on down! Ralph was hesitant to even get out of bed "if ah ged up, da inn'net gon' make fun of meh... but if ah don't ged up, den... ah can't afford tew pay rent" Ralph said to himself while sniffing his fingers after squeezing and scratching his balls. Ralph ultimately decided that having to perform Killstreams underneath a bridge in a 3rd world country was probably not the smart thing to do, so like most adults his age, he decided to slide out of bed anyway and get back to work.
After doing a quick Google search on songs about bad asses with one arm, Ralph navigated the ever-more confusing OBS interface, loaded the profile titled TRRTonight a certain somebody we won't mention made for him, and booted up the Killstream.

The stream started with Ralph DJ'ing Nick Cave's "Red Right Hand" in some exceptional way of trying to spin his retardation into him being a bad ass killer writing the names of his victims on the walls with their blood. Of course the reality of the situation is that Ralph is too pussy to even swat at a house fly, and the only thing he has ever smeared on a wall is probably his own boogers, but that's besides the point.
The Kiwifarms On Call Veterinarian @Haru Okumura, amongst many other evil, slander-spewing A-logs were in attendance and live chatting during the reveal of Ralphs bum left arm. I have a lot of screenshots from Sneedchat, many of which are actually important due to Ralph eventually logging onto the farms to yell at Haru live on the Killstream. However, I am only one person, and i couldn't get everything, so some chunks of the reply chain may be missing or may not make sense (Sorreh A-logs!). I also didn't clip out any dead air, so it's recommended to skip to the timestamps or watch in 2x speed. One last thing, you will notice that the audio is desynced pretty heavily, this has nothing to do with me and is how it was broadcasted, for as Ralphs body continues to fail him, so to does his technologies.

Ralph paid $30 dollars for ultrasounds and $5 to see a doctor(0:50), Ralph turns off the Noir filter and reveals his eviscerated skin (3:12), Ralph says one of his friends recommended a chiropractor/acupuncture to fix his bum arm and is considering it, seeing an Orthopedist first (5:10).

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Ralph ate burgers in attempt to heal his arm (0:29), Ralph is befuddled at Newports, Smokey Da Cat starts a-logging the stream (2:50), Ralph turns the TV on to baby-sit chat so he can use the restroom, someone donates as he geds up and he sits back down for dat $10 spot (6:19), Ralph was given magical mayan CBD cream to heal his arm (9:15), Ralph admits he is in DM's with paypig Merriejayne (10:15)

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Ralph hollers, tries to make the fact that he needs to ged up to beg for money something the kino casino is too pussy to ever do (1:55), Ralph geds up to use the bathroom "to be quite puerile" (5:05), DanielLarsonStan alerts Ralph that Haru is talking about his affliction, claims he doesn't care and leaves (5:15), quickly comes back, getting mad at Haru (6:55), Ralph says he should start lifting weights to make it heal faster (8:10), Ralph tries to show off the ultra sound pictures (9:40)

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Ralph begins yelling at Haru, demands Haru tell him exactly what the magical weed cream will do to him (0:56), "If it's not severed I will not get surgery" (1:55), "Thank You Haroo" (6:23), Ralph quotes unhinged retarded clipper @Die For Me!, calls him a dumb faggot (8:23), Ralph begs to be put back in jail (11:07)

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Ralph begging a video game character for her health advice, "i'm waiting on you. i'm waiting on you now." (1:15),

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Ralph places a $50 bet against Haru, claiming that he will not need surgery, BITCH SLAPS stupid BITCH @Haru Okumura

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Ralph gets expert doctorate opinion from Google AI

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Lastly, Assmaster33, a crystal meth addict, donates $1 dollar to call Ha-rooo... a Ha-jewww...:tomlinson:
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Ralph Gets Buzzed​
What, you thought that was the end of the retardation? It's not a Killstream without a little liquor and some mind expanding Retorts from everyone's favorite drug addicted convicted felon Ethan Ralph! :christine:
While there is no hard-line proof of him drinking live on air, there appeared on his lens reflection, to be a can on his desk with a bright (white?) bar on the top and bottom, with a dark large bar in the middle. I have not been able to identify this can, but maybe someone with mightier autism can? Either way, you cannot deny he is not on something after viewing the following clips.
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Ralph hears trump wants to protect women, Ralph would rather knock them up:

Ralph gets hyped over the destruction of the Peso:

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Ralph hears the magic words:

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trendweyy awwubwua! :lol::

Ralph hears a song that mentions Alice, reminds everyone how it felt raping her:

Ralph makes the most Troo & Honest statement he's ever made "Now if i'm dead, im dead, right? so. y'know, ill just be dead and i wont be able to make it":

Ralph explains where he was leaning when he fucked up his arm:

This clip is interesting to me because despite being a centrist who leans right, it would appear off camera he actually leans much farther to the left.

Ralph would sign out shortly after, promising a morning show that never happened because he was too busy watching interracial pornography.
 

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AncientPhosphur said:
He’s already far left and supports Obama. He only claims to be on the right just so he can scream the N word and be abusive to women, so that would make him perfect for trooning out. How many troons can make the claim they have four tits after all? Thats 2 more than real women making him better!
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Ralph claims to be right-wing for the same reason he claimed to be a catholic during his time in America First he has zero morals or values and will just pretend to be whatever is advantageous to his career at that moment. Has he mentioned church a single time since he left AF?
 
PenguinSpy said:
That viewer count is deader than his arm
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It's slowly but surely creeping lower and lower. Kudos to him for floating around 200 though. If I didn't know better, I'd have guess 10.
Sicko Hunter said:
Ralph claims to be right-wing for the same reason he claimed to be a catholic during his time in America First he has zero morals or values and will just pretend to be whatever is advantageous to his career at that moment. Has he mentioned church a single time since he left AF?
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If he stepped foot in a church a crisp, beacon aroma would eminate from him.
 
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