🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Die For Me!]

10/30/24 - Mr. Red Right Hand Makes Debut, Bitch Slaps @Haru Okumura, "Halloween A-log Bombshell" Delayed
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Ralph woke up from an 18 hour long depression nap and decided to start his day like he usually does, with a good morning wank-off session to some e-thot teaser pics on his Timeline since he cannot afford their onlyfan pricings, but as Ralph went to reach for his phone, something was amiss: his entire left arm couldn't move! "why is mah precociously fortuitous arm not doing what ah command?" Ralph thought to himself while poking at his chub with the one arm that still worked. "Ahh, shit... das right..." Ralph mumbled to himself, as visions of him waltzing around an airport crying, screaming and begging for a doctor rushed to whatever parts of his frontal lobe still has blood flowing through it: His left arm is completely disabled. From the top (of the elbow) on down! Ralph was hesitant to even get out of bed "if ah ged up, da inn'net gon' make fun of meh... but if ah don't ged up, den... ah can't afford tew pay rent" Ralph said to himself while sniffing his fingers after squeezing and scratching his balls. Ralph ultimately decided that having to perform Killstreams underneath a bridge in a 3rd world country was probably not the smart thing to do, so like most adults his age, he decided to slide out of bed anyway and get back to work.
After doing a quick Google search on songs about bad asses with one arm, Ralph navigated the ever-more confusing OBS interface, loaded the profile titled TRRTonight a certain somebody we won't mention made for him, and booted up the Killstream.

The stream started with Ralph DJ'ing Nick Cave's "Red Right Hand" in some exceptional way of trying to spin his retardation into him being a bad ass killer writing the names of his victims on the walls with their blood. Of course the reality of the situation is that Ralph is too pussy to even swat at a house fly, and the only thing he has ever smeared on a wall is probably his own boogers, but that's besides the point.
The Kiwifarms On Call Veterinarian @Haru Okumura, amongst many other evil, slander-spewing A-logs were in attendance and live chatting during the reveal of Ralphs bum left arm. I have a lot of screenshots from Sneedchat, many of which are actually important due to Ralph eventually logging onto the farms to yell at Haru live on the Killstream. However, I am only one person, and i couldn't get everything, so some chunks of the reply chain may be missing or may not make sense (Sorreh A-logs!). I also didn't clip out any dead air, so it's recommended to skip to the timestamps or watch in 2x speed. One last thing, you will notice that the audio is desynced pretty heavily, this has nothing to do with me and is how it was broadcasted, for as Ralphs body continues to fail him, so to does his technologies.

Ralph paid $30 dollars for ultrasounds and $5 to see a doctor(0:50), Ralph turns off the Noir filter and reveals his eviscerated skin (3:12), Ralph says one of his friends recommended a chiropractor/acupuncture to fix his bum arm and is considering it, seeing an Orthopedist first (5:10).

Spoiler: LIVE sneedchat reaction

Ralph ate burgers in attempt to heal his arm (0:29), Ralph is befuddled at Newports, Smokey Da Cat starts a-logging the stream (2:50), Ralph turns the TV on to baby-sit chat so he can use the restroom, someone donates as he geds up and he sits back down for dat $10 spot (6:19), Ralph was given magical mayan CBD cream to heal his arm (9:15), Ralph admits he is in DM's with paypig Merriejayne (10:15)

Spoiler: LIVE sneedchat reaction

Ralph hollers, tries to make the fact that he needs to ged up to beg for money something the kino casino is too pussy to ever do (1:55), Ralph geds up to use the bathroom "to be quite puerile" (5:05), DanielLarsonStan alerts Ralph that Haru is talking about his affliction, claims he doesn't care and leaves (5:15), quickly comes back, getting mad at Haru (6:55), Ralph says he should start lifting weights to make it heal faster (8:10), Ralph tries to show off the ultra sound pictures (9:40)

Spoiler: LIVE sneedchat reaction

Ralph begins yelling at Haru, demands Haru tell him exactly what the magical weed cream will do to him (0:56), "If it's not severed I will not get surgery" (1:55), "Thank You Haroo" (6:23), Ralph quotes unhinged retarded clipper @Die For Me!, calls him a dumb faggot (8:23), Ralph begs to be put back in jail (11:07)

Spoiler: LIVE sneedchat reaction

Ralph begging a video game character for her health advice, "i'm waiting on you. i'm waiting on you now." (1:15),

Spoiler: LIVE sneedchat reaction

Ralph places a $50 bet against Haru, claiming that he will not need surgery, BITCH SLAPS stupid BITCH @Haru Okumura

Ralph gets expert doctorate opinion from Google AI

Lastly, Assmaster33, a crystal meth addict, donates $1 dollar to call Ha-rooo... a Ha-jewww...

Ralph Gets Buzzed​

What, you thought that was the end of the retardation? It's not a Killstream without a little liquor and some mind expanding Retorts from everyone's favorite drug addicted convicted felon Ethan Ralph!
While there is no hard-line proof of him drinking live on air, there appeared on his lens reflection, to be a can on his desk with a bright (white?) bar on the top and bottom, with a dark large bar in the middle. I have not been able to identify this can, but maybe someone with mightier autism can? Either way, you cannot deny he is not on something after viewing the following clips.

Ralph hears trump wants to protect women, Ralph would rather knock them up:

Ralph gets hyped over the destruction of the Peso:

Ralph hears the magic words:

trendweyy awwubwua! :

Ralph hears a song that mentions Alice, reminds everyone how it felt raping her:

Ralph makes the most Troo & Honest statement he's ever made "Now if i'm dead, im dead, right? so. y'know, ill just be dead and i wont be able to make it":

Ralph explains where he was leaning when he fucked up his arm:

This clip is interesting to me because despite being a centrist who leans right, it would appear off camera he actually leans much farther to the left.

Ralph would sign out shortly after, promising a morning show that never happened because he was too busy watching interracial pornography.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He’s already far left and supports Obama. He only claims to be on the right just so he can scream the N word and be abusive to women, so that would make him perfect for trooning out. How many troons can make the claim they have four tits after all? Thats 2 more than real women making him better!

Ralph claims to be right-wing for the same reason he claimed to be a catholic during his time in America First he has zero morals or values and will just pretend to be whatever is advantageous to his career at that moment. Has he mentioned church a single time since he left AF?

 

[HackerX]

That viewer count is deader than his arm

It's slowly but surely creeping lower and lower. Kudos to him for floating around 200 though. If I didn't know better, I'd have guess 10.

Ralph claims to be right-wing for the same reason he claimed to be a catholic during his time in America First he has zero morals or values and will just pretend to be whatever is advantageous to his career at that moment. Has he mentioned church a single time since he left AF?

If he stepped foot in a church a crisp, beacon aroma would eminate from him.

 

[AltisticRight]

this fucking retard pig wants to consult some Meheecoh quack chiropractor bullshit to realign his bloated piggy spine and displaced hooves?
Coping seething and malding at someone who's in the medical field because his retard quack medicine voodoo was questioned?
At least CTM apologists like to say it's about the state of the mind and all that trash heap, 99% of it won't work but 99% of time it also won't hurt. A chiropractor? Seriously? Their ghastly practice killed many healthy people before and cured zero.
At least just buy some stupid fucking healing rocks and shove a cactus amethyst up your butt to enchant your chakra. At least it won't hurt you. Knowing piggytits, he'll enjoy it.

Spoiler: Cactus amethyst

I fucking kid you not I've met people at both mineral shows and hospitals who own dildos and buttplugs made out of common rocks and minerals like agate and granite that they pleasure themselves with, because the "crystal frequencies" is good for them, and deep insertion allows maximum healing. Whatever the fuck.

Um no please don't buy these and shove them into your orifices.

Maybe he needs to retrieve that crystal dildo on top of Chichén Itzá to accentuate with the aroma from Nora's dildo and shove it straight up his butt for all these health woes to vanish, the Mayan gods will protect him.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ignore the haydurs Ralph, chiropractors are legit. Here's one I personally recommend (I'm the table in the video):

 

[Public Disrespector]

A chiropractor? Seriously? Their ghastly practice killed many healthy people before and cured zero.

In the US, a number of licensed physical therapists use chiropractic techniques for specific purpose related to rehabilitation. It caught on maybe 10 years ago with a more credible crowd, and I've personally had a really good outcome from recovering from an injury. My insurance even paid for it.

You have to be careful about who you go to, though. There is vast chasm of difference between physical therapists that figured out some chiro stuff has a useful purpose, and space cadet chakra enthusiasts who want to realign your chi and end up giving you a herniated disc. I doubt Ralph is going to find the 'good ones' in Mexico.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Fat. Short. Broke. Limp wristed. Going to get his cervical vertebrae ground into dust because he passed out drunk and high in an airport on his arm and instead of doing PT paid some shitty Mexican neck cracker to do it.

 

[Troonos]

Ralph says one of his friends recommended a chiropractor/acupuncture to fix his bum arm and is considering it

Chiropractors are dangerous con artists, and I hope he gets paralyzed for giving them money.

 

[AltisticRight]

In the US, a number of licensed physical therapists use chiropractic techniques for specific purpose related to rehabilitation. It caught on maybe 10 years ago with a more credible crowd, and I've personally had a really good outcome from recovering from an injury. My insurance even paid for it.

You have to be careful about who you go to, though. There is vast chasm of difference between physical therapists that figured out some chiro stuff has a useful purpose, and space cadet chakra enthusiasts who want to realign your chi and end up giving you a herniated disc. I doubt Ralph is going to find the 'good ones' in Mexico.

At best they're licensed physiotherapist types catering to idiots that buy into quack retardation.
The bar of having insurance paying for something can be pretty low, I've heard of insurance covering acupuncture and homeopathy.
This doesn't make them legit and to be fair it doesn't deligitimise them either.

I read some paper saying it could help with backpain.
Um, so will exercise and massages.

 

[Public Disrespector]

This doesn't make them legit and to be fair it doesn't deligitimise them either.

I read some paper saying it could help with backpain.
Um, so will exercise and massages.

I went to a physical therapist my PCP recommended for a collarbone/shoulder/trapezius mess I had from boxing. Evidently Tom Brady popularized chiro techniques for sports medicine purposes, and it's gotten more purchase since then since in legitimate circles.

It was all part of a larger treatment plan, but the whole 'making sure your muscular and skeletal system moves in the fashion for which it is evolutionary designed' thing has some uses that actual medical practitioners are integrating.

All I know is that my shoulder is not longer a mess and I didn't have to have surgery. I'll take that W and I don't care what you call how I got there.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I went to a physical therapist my PCP recommended for a collarbone/shoulder/trapezius mess I had from boxing. Evidently Tom Brady popularized chiro techniques for sports medicine purposes, and it's gotten more purchase since then since in legitimate circles.

It was all part of a larger treatment plan, but the whole 'making sure your muscular and skeletal system moves in the fashion for which it is evolutionary designed' thing has some uses that actual medical practitioners are integrating.

All I know is that my shoulder is not longer a mess and I didn't have to have surgery. I'll take that W and I don't care what you call how I got there.

from everything i've read and heard both online and irl, chiropractic seems to be useful when applied correctly to joint and movement issues stemming from the back, neck, and shoulders, which perfectly tracks with its actual mechanical adjustments. it probably won't be fixing AIDS, but if your back hurts, a physio with chiropractic techniques might be able to help.

you can't chiropractic away your problems with addiction, ralph.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Chiropractors are good for physical therapy shit and that’s about it

Goddammit there are few things I hate more than bad medicine fucking GO TO A DOCTOR YOU FAT RETARD

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He really is too dumb for his own good.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

GO TO A DOCTOR YOU FAT RETARD

Don't listen, Ralph. Tried and true medical techniques are for faggots.

Keep being your gonzo journalist Ralphamale self and fuck the ayylawgs, HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Haru Okumura]

Oh good, my descent into howling madness was saved for posterity.

The most insane part of this struggle session hasn't even been addressed, though: when I told @theralph exactly what type of therapy he should talk to his doctor about, he complained that it "wasn't what the abstract he'd read said."

Well, Ethan, I didn't link you a fucking abstract. I linked you the full text of a September 2024 systematic review that comprehensively screened almost 28,000 neurology papers on the subject of peripheral neuropathy, culled that list down to 203 relevant studies, and synthesized those 203 findings to generate a consensus treatment recommendation.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11402678/

This is literally the most robust analysis of peripheral neuropathy (including compressive radial neuropathy) that has EVER been conducted in history, and it does the most to fully summarize the current state of the field as a whole. The mere concept of holding a single abstract (that was definitely captured by this paper's search strategy, which is fully outlined in the text) is so unhinged I can barely process it. All 203 included citations are listed at this link, so go ahead and check.

[partially edited for length and collapsed to, potentially, address more later]

Spoiler: Chiropractic ultra-sperg

Chiropractic is probably the most dangerous of the 'mainstream' pseudo-medical scam fields because of the harsh mechanical perturbation they apply to their patients. Anyone who sees an actual chiropractor is taking their life into their hands and would be advised to stop right away. The tables they use to 'adjust' their patients' spines belong in a torture chamber and are well known to cause vertebral artery dissections, and there are PLENTY of case reports of outright vertebral artery TRANSSECTIONS (full severing of the artery, irreparable and almost instantly fatal). They aren't just 'spine manipulators', either - they have all sorts of deranged new-age occult beliefs about their approach that have no basis in objective reality and that inform their approach in dangerous ways.

As was noted, there is SOME useful insight to be gained from chiropractic. You can say the same about any field of quack medicine - Ayurveda gave us ashwagandha, a compound that is fueling very interesting drug discovery. Traditional Chinese medicine brought forward acupunture, the benefits of which are heavily overstated by practitioners but which DOES offer a degree of short-term functional improvement, per robust analysis by the Cochrane Collaboration.

This does not validate the field as a whole. Naturally, if you try random shit long enough, you're eventually going to come up with one or two things that actually help by chance alone. A stopped clock is right twice a day, and every so often, a chiropractic technique is helpful. Such approaches are already being incorporated into real orthopedic care, sports medicine, and occupational therapy, fields that are actually grounded and sane, so there's still no reason to ever see one of those scamming lunatics. You'd honestly be better off hiring a bum to poke you with a stick in hopes he jabs the nerve or muscle that's bothering you, because at least his stick won't cripple or kill you.

 

[Die For Me!]

blah blah blah blah lies lies lies chiro bad neuro good blah blah blah

 

[neger psykolog]

Chiropractic is probably the most dangerous of the 'mainstream' pseudo-medical scam fields because of the harsh mechanical perturbation they apply to their patients. Anyone who sees an actual chiropractor is taking their life into their hands and would be advised to stop right away. The tables they use to 'adjust' their patients' spines belong in a torture chamber and are well known to cause vertebral artery dissections, and there are PLENTY of case reports of outright vertebral artery TRANSSECTIONS (full severing of the artery, irreparable and almost instantly fatal). They aren't just 'spine manipulators', either - they have all sorts of deranged new-age occult beliefs about their approach that have no basis in objective reality and that inform their approach in dangerous ways.

Can anyone expand more on this? I have seen chiropractors twice in my life, both times for back pain and not for anything else, they seemed to help and I've been tempted to try and see one again just to get my spine "aligned". The wikipedia page and many places say its basically pseudoscience but I have heard some people say that getting their back "aligned" helped their posture + activity (it didn't magically cure all their ailments) and the pseudoscience claim seems to be about everything besides actual back pain and posture.

I kind of feel like if the artery dissections and stuff like that were at all common then we'd hear a fucking whole lot more about it, but I've never heard anyone in my friend circle of beyond say "I went to a chiropractor and they snapped my neck in half lol". I'm not doubting that it happens but I am guessing the prevalence of it must be extremely low and it kind of seems like the risk of it happening is about the same as any medical procedure (I know someone who had to go into critical medical care because they visited the dentist and plaque somehow made it into their bloodstream).

Spoiler

Like ritalin and many medications can cause Priapism (a prolonged erection) and generally you have to go to a hospital and have a needle inserted in the side of your cock to drain the blood out--but that doesn't stop it being widely prescribed because the chance of it happening is so miniscule.

So if we leave aside the idea that chiropractors can solve kidney disease or world peace and just focus on actual back pain and people with poor posture (especially since nowadays people have jobs where they stand for 20 hours a day or sit in front of a computer for 20 hours a day, both of which are both highly unnatural) is it still considered pseudoscience when it comes to that?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Haru is Ralph's only friend left in this world. When an anime avatar posting on Kiwi Farms is your only friend, you are in a bad place.

 

[bile demon]

I linked you the full text of a September 2024 systematic review that comprehensively screened almost 28,000 neurology papers on the subject of peripheral neuropathy, culled that list down to 203 relevant studies, and synthesized those 203 findings to generate a consensus treatment recommendation.

Yet another proof that science is for fags, jews and redditors.