11/8/24 - Kiwi-Shaped Hurricane Begins its Formation Towards The Gulf as Ralph Has Pillstream That Rivals Tax-FreeStream, "Murder Aaron Imholte Festival" Announced, Will Be Alone For Christmas Again, Part 1
(This article assumes you have read the
previous killstream recap)
On the 8th of November, Mexican news stations would be alerting the public that Hurricane Rafal is forming and making its way towards the Gulf:
(thanks to @Bubble Ba'ath for this info)
Despite its Kiwi shape and the potential area of impact being the entirety of Merida, Ralph would instead decide to stream another
illustrious episode of the Killstream instead of
fleeing to Cancun with his supposed 10s of thousands of dollars in his possession.
Humble Beginnings
Ralph can be seen with a medium sized gash above his right eyebrow, meaning he is still struggling to prevent dangerous injuries to himself. Ralph begins the Killstream coping and seething about his low viewer count during the election. Ralph states that he actually doesn't care that there were multiple, bigger streams covering the election because many, unnamed person(s) came to him and told him that his show was the best of them all.
Since Ralph only has about 7 visits left to impress the Senorita, Ralph attempted to have her boss pay her despite not showing up to his appointment today
Ralphs anger reaches a boiling point randomly as he tosses an empty can at the camera
Ralph admits he is worn out and is about to fall asleep, says he wasn't even going to stream today. Ralph was forced to get up today because he was struggling to pay his electricity bill through the app and had to stop somewhere to pay it in person (2:00). Ralph gets hyped (2:50), slaps himself (4:10), Ralph begins talking about how the state of Minnesota is a-logging him (5:20),
Ralph states that you need intent to break the law, therefore he did not break the law and is not worried at all about what he did "I know a lot about the law, actually" (10:10)
"what do you think my reply was to the police? Well, we'll have to hit the goal, or get close, to find out" (0:40), Ralph is so mad that he is about to hire a lawyer to take down Kino Casino (3:00)
Ralph explains that a "certain multibillion dollar company" has sent him documents to an email that is linked to his twitter (1:00),
Ralph admits he has talked about this charge with other people (2:59), Ralph still trying to get people to donate in order to reveal the entire charge (6:00)
Ralph begins stating that 2 months in the pin ain't shit, and that
he can get a lawyer crowdfunded because so many people hate Aaron Imholte that much, Does some embarrassingly retarded shit with his hand (1:35)
Ralph claims somebody doesn't know the law because you need to be served IRL for it to be valid (0:40),
Ralph calls out @Haru Okumura and calls them a whore (4:05), "Haru is a female, actually" (6:10), Ralph states most of his haters or women that don't like that he treats them the way they should be treated (6:30),
Admits he talked to the Senorita about @Haru Okumura (7:40)
After watching Rekietas recent showing on some podcast and seeing something that he really did not want to see today, Ralph gets up to grab something.
After sitting back down, the shakings of a pill bottle can be heard.
Precocious Pill Popping Begins
Here begins
the entirety of the Pillstream cut into clips that average 20 minute lengths. They are also bordering the file size limit, so don't be surprised if it takes a while to load.
Clip begins with Ralph being forced to reveal what he was just previously pay walling,
Ralph admits the warrant has his height as too tall (0:29), Ralph begins paywalling the e-mails he was sent instead (9:50), Ralph begins playing a music video displaying his future (13:42)
Ralph reads a-loud a tweet he is making about how "thats...not...my...weight...torta...diet...working...well!" (2:10), Ralph claims he is being very careful with his words (9:00), Donor calls out Ralph that he's looping constantly (15:20), "many people are saying this case does not have merit" (17:10)
Ralph desperately tries to drag his cats into the mix "wuh would happen to them?" (0:10), Ralph begins hollering (1:40), Ralph claims the ultimate goal from his enemies is to ensure there is no killstream everyday despite Ralph not having a full week of shows since August (3:30), Ralph breaks silence to talk about cum (8:10), hater dono sent in (9:10), "this is an attack on the sektur, a-log bitches wanna shut us down" (12:50)
Ralph claims to have never missed a movie night even though
he did back in August to attend Rekietas Omnibus (3:40), Ralph states Minnesota e-mailed him on Halloween which was the night Ralph was supposed to announce an A-log Bombshell (4:50),
Ralph has talked this over with somebody who happens to believe that this whole agenda against him is to get back at Rekieta (6:50), Ralph gets up and takes both his hands, which obviously includes the injured one, to lift his chair and smash it into the ground in a fit of tard rage (9:05), Ralph states he removed
the Noir Era Filter today on a whim (12:15), low energy pathetic tax free attempt (12:50), Ralph gets expert lawyer opinion to simply never return to Minnesota (13:55),
"im a long time student of boxing by the way" (18:45), "
can somebody make a picture of me being the last internet outlaw?" (19:30)
Ralph sends tweet at lawtube sean assuming he is the mastermind behind the warrant, leans back in his chair and falls onto his back (2:00), Ralph immediately tries to spin it into a win "That was an all-time clip though, you see?" (3:00), "what people don't understand though, is that [falling out of the chair] that's a good thing" (5:15), A stealth troll dono goes off as a loud chirp can be heard (13:10), Ralph states that Aaron doing this is really dumb because it is just going to make all his haters give Ralph lots of money to fight Ralphs case (14:05), "im a memphis nigga, I know not to talk to the police" (15:20),
Ralph finally reveals the e-mail sent to him by Stearns County (16:30),
Ralph goes off on people thinking about clipping this stream
"Elissa, all you dumb cunts, just think about what you're doing here" (0:20),
Ralph reveals his e-mail that he uses for his precious Twitter account that he would literally kill himself over if someone stole it from him to be: killasmoke1985@gmail.com , reveals he talked to the police (1:00), Ralph reveals the e-mail X sent (5:10),
"shout-out to X they were very kind on this" (5:40), Ralph investigates the chair, figures out a wheel fell off when he had his fit of tard rage (9:40), Ralph shows off his hunch back (11:11), Ralph shows ass crack (11:44), "the gif of me flipping over is just a promo for my show" (15:35), Ralph opens up kiwi farms and reads his feature, thanks Josh (17:00), Ralph reveals search warrant (19:00)
dea mistah police person: Ah was taught ta nevah peak tew yew without an attorney. ah dindu nuffin. ah dont live there, and ahm not gonna tell yew where ah leave neithah. Please tell me what tha fuck ta dew. btw im a west-memphis niggah
Sincerely,
Ethan Ralph.
To Be Continued...
I thought the Ralphamale went sober like a year ago but when he fell it sure sounded like booze bottles all over the floor I guess it didn't stick? :ispoiler
r maybe the bottles weren't booze bottles but pee bottles? :barf: :ispoiler:
