🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Rabid Weasels said:
I hope that those of you with skills and talent are creating a gonzo style gunt coloring book.
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Someone asked for Ralph as Goku and I got a bit carried away.
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Could you withstand the power of the Destructo Piss?
 
O Puffers Where Art Thou? said:
Now I understand why everyone calls DSP an ebeggar even compared to other streamers. Ralph shows up drunk/high but Phil doesn't show the least concern and didn't even have a plan for his show.
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I tuned in for a minute at around MN est. Ralph was heavily slurring with those long pauses and that ‘and so…aand sooo...’ thing he does when he’s very intossicated. Phil was just smirking and carrying on like everything was normal.

Ralph couldn’t even stay sober for his big audition to be Phil’s cohost. What does that say about his mental state atm? How many days has he been on this current bender? Not good.
 
Um... said:
I tuned in for a minute at around MN est. Ralph was heavily slurring with those long pauses and that ‘and so…aand sooo...’ thing he does when he’s very intossicated. Phil was just smirking and carrying on like everything was normal.

Ralph couldn’t even stay sober for his big audition to be Phil’s cohost. What does that say about his mental state atm? How many days has he been on this current bender? Not good.
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I don't know what you mean, my man is as sober a priest. In fact, if he was drunk, he would tell us. You motherfucker.
 
Rage Pig said:
Piggertits admitting that he was shittered during the Fuck Warski Festival (most likely he's been shittered every day since "rehab", but he'll never have the balls to admit that).
But, as a maddah of fact, he did not private the stream to hide the fact that he's a hopeless addict who lies every time he opens his snout. It was all about the disrespect!
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I guess he’s glossing over the fact that he was absolutely shitfaced talking to Jesse after his return from rehab
Um... said:
I tuned in for a minute at around MN est. Ralph was heavily slurring with those long pauses and that ‘and so…aand sooo...’ thing he does when he’s very intossicated. Phil was just smirking and carrying on like everything was normal.

Ralph couldn’t even stay sober for his big audition to be Phil’s cohost. What does that say about his mental state atm? How many days has he been on this current bender? Not good.
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Phil is so narcissistic and self-involved he’s oblivious to Ralph. I’d love to see a real pillstream where Ralph is incoherently babbling and falling asleep while Phil cheerily chatters and grifts about sweaty men in tights.
 
It has been about 27 days since Ralphs last Killstream where he talked about politics. Ever since then, he has dedicated his show entirely to drama and gaylogs. Today, Ralph has decided to go to war against the detractors to fill the dead air that was once CNN clips. Ralph is demanding the head of detractor "Doody" after he revealed DMs between each other. These are the DMs that has gotten Ralph red in the face today:
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Now that Doody has revealed Ralph to already planning a snake arc on DSP, Ralph is currently running away from doing a wrestling show with DSP and instead wants to do his own show with Mersh.

I think now is a good time for us to sit down and discuss what in the absolute fuck is going on with the Killstream? Ralphs show is now 100% drama 100% of the time. Ralph is already prepped to perform a multi episode soap opera with Ariana Vickers instead of the daily CNN clip grind. This is a genuine question, as the only thing I can come up with is that Ralph is attempting to get as many Ws as possible before checking out of this life altogether. My only ebadaance of this is the following:
  • There's only two fates ancient old fags of the internet like Ethan Ralph can choose from: troon out, or suicide.
  • Ralphs memetic pull into canonizing Ramona Ralph by dancing and singing to California Gurls like a gigantic faggot may also be canonizing another fate most awful into reality as well:
Rex Mendicorvm said:
It's uncanny!
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Wasn't Lowtax also a pillpopper? Either way, what do you think is going on with da illustrious keelstream?
 
Die For Me! said:
Ralph has put a 500 dollar bounty for Doodys dox. He's threatening to hurt him and get him clocked around a corner, even murder. Can any clippers help archive this before he nukes the stream? I'm AFK
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Give me the timestamp for the bounty and I'll get it. I have this little section clipped because I found it funny.

Highlighted Moments of this SATANIC Killstream clip:
“Now he’s my enemy”
“I don’t give a fuck if DSP committed the Holocaust”
“Do you think you own me motherfucker."
“I would like to beat your fucking face in cocksucker”
“Because I’m a criminal. HAH I don't give a fuck. I'm a godamn fucking criminal. And I don't give a fuck who knows it. AND I WILL FUCKIN-" pauses for a moment before playing the video again
 
What broke my heart the most out of anything from last nights crossover was no one thought to superchat Phil and ask him if he would buy Khet Howard’s: Legacy if she asked him.
 
500 dollar bounty on Doody. Just left the clip going for a while in case there was anything good. The bounty is right at the beginning. The rest is at your own risk. He talks about quartering near the end and rages out.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I guess he’s glossing over the fact that he was absolutely shitfaced talking to Jesse after his return from rehab
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No way this wigger went to rehab; the faggot didn't even spend a day riding the pink cloud. The pussy couldn't last an hour without satisfying his most base desires. Sad! Pathetic!!
 
porkWellington said:
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Adolwulf's been an OG supporter what feels like forever now. Since he uses an anime avatar, it's inevitable some real degenerate shit is going to come out about him and Ralph will act like Lane Davis Zidan Adolwulf never existed.
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Isn’t he a Brony? All of Ralph’s followers end up having something fucked up about them.

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Also he does realize he has to pay Ralph constantly right? How is that a brother?
 
Rage Pig said:
He's just a fat baby that wants to leech of his mother, doesn't give a shit about his kids.
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If the superchat had specified “see your kids like a normal person” to mean the baby mama has to stay with you, let you thumb her ass, make food and clean up piss bottles he would have chosen kids.

The kids alone are an unsatisfactory consolation prize that allow him to not let the baby mama escape her Ralphafate to some degree. It at least keeps him connected in some fashion for 18 years if he plays it right.
 
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