🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Die For Me!]

3/31/25
Ralph received a surprise e-mail from Harry Morris:

Nearly 8 hours into his show, Ralph once again gets bailed out with one gigantic donation for $108 dollars:

Ralph shakes things up by revealing grandpa ralph lore:

Ralph speaks in length about his Father, including a story of Daddy beating the shit out of Sandra with a flashlight and stabbing knifes into walls:

Ralph speaks about his new cardinal toy he flashes on the screen. Apparently if he gave it to Nora she would still be around? Closes the show with Tyler Childers "All Your'n", a song that probably meant a lot to both Nora and Ralph at one point, and has also only been documented being played one other time after the initial corn harvest:

 

[alan thicke]

Do we know what grandpappy ralph looked like? We know what ralph looks like, and we know what ronnie looked like, so I have to imagine grandpa must have been similarly short, derpy, and completely non-threatening, which really helps sell that totally real story.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Do we know what grandpappy ralph looked like? We know what ralph looks like, and we know what ronnie looked like, so I have to imagine grandpa must have been similarly short, derpy, and completely non-threatening, which really helps sell that totally real story.

Spoiler: Papa Clyde

 

[Die For Me!]

Another no call no show today for the Ralphamale. A grim reminder that Ralph is so old and snoozepilled he cannot even stream for 5 consecutive days anymore. It's tough.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Another no call no show today for the Ralphamale. A grim reminder that Ralph is so old and snoozepilled he cannot even stream for 5 consecutive days anymore. It's tough.

I don't think he made it back from the torta shop. He maybe for concussed on piss bottles before heading out. This might be it.
(I'm kidding, he's been tweeting.)

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Apparently he’s massively butthurt by a simple over 50% of people on TweeterX agreeing with FaiFai that Xander is a little too young to be given Amanda’s Switch that she took from DigiBro and had to leave at Casa Verde when she had a few days to escape the abusive piece of shit she’d gotten herself married to.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

Apparently he’s massively butthurt by a simple over 50% of people on TweeterX agreeing with FaiFai that Xander is a little too young to be given Amanda’s Switch that she took from DigiBro and had to leave at Casa Verde when she had a few days to escape the abusive piece of shit she’d gotten herself married to.

He's currently wrapping his backup gift, "Baby's First Bag of Beer Bottle Shards."

 

[Rage Pig]

Just checked in on the illustrious Killstream and thought he was passed out, but he's just back to watching news clips in silence, didn't move for the 3 minutes I watched.

There is an audience for this kind of content and the size is 256 according to rumble, 56 according to the frozen chat.

 

[Die For Me!]

 

[Beavis]

Just checked in on the illustrious Killstream and thought he was passed out, but he's just back to watching news clips in silence, didn't move for the 3 minutes I watched.
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There is an audience for this kind of content and the size is 256 according to rumble, 56 according to the frozen chat.

Aaron Imholte confirmed rumble studio gives you an extra 200-300 views. Ralph is never streaming to more than 100 real people unless it’s a pillstream.

 

[Sloppa]

Aaron Imholte confirmed rumble studio gives you an extra 200-300 views. Ralph is never streaming to more than 100 real people unless it’s a pillstream.

10-15 heroin addicts, Adolwulf and 1-2 highly online autistic alogs, perhaps hoping they will capture Ralph's inevitable death on live stream.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

10-15 heroin addicts, Adolwulf and 1-2 highly online autistic alogs, perhaps hoping they will capture Ralph's inevitable death on live stream.

Joke's on them because Ralph's the Mike Malloy of streamers. His organs are so wrecked from drug and alcohol abuse that you could feed him literal poison and he wouldn't notice it.

 

[GaryGray]

It looks like cradle cap, something literal babies get.

I mean he does look like a fucking fat baby because of his giant head on his midget body.
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Shutter to imagine how much one would have to not shower to develop cradle cap as an adult.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is trying to make Discord work on the Killstream. He's having a lot of difficulties, but is advertising a call-in in his chat right now: https://discord.gg/DDnVHc9Q

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph is trying to make Discord work on the Killstream. He's having a lot of difficulties, but is advertising a call-in in his chat right now: https://discord.gg/DDnVHc9Q
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202 viewers 2,5 hours in, that's a new low even for piggy standards.

Edit: Hello darkness, my old friend

45 minutes later and WE HIT 190 viewers.

Edit2: When Piggertits is down to one viewer, we all know who that's going to be. True bromance, no homo!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is trying to make Discord work on the Killstream. He's having a lot of difficulties, but is advertising a call-in in his chat right now: https://discord.gg/DDnVHc9Q
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Imagine how tiny his viewership is if he’s doing discord call ins. Soon the KS will just be a zoom meeting with his four viewers chatting about anal sex

 

[Beavis]

Imagine how tiny his viewership is if he’s doing discord call ins. Soon the KS will just be a zoom meeting with his four viewers chatting about anal sex

And he’ll still da goals!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Cmon, the Ronnie stabbing the wall isn't breaking news, just look at that hammer

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Cmon, the Ronnie stabbing the wall isn't breaking news, just look at that hammer

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Ronnie was long gone by that photo, it’s many years into the divorced mom era. This was Ralph carrying on the Ralphamale tradition but with blunt instruments instead of edge weapons.

After Sandra moved out of West Memphis I don’t think Ralph saw Daddy anymore, just got schizo letters from him occasionally

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Ralph is trying to make Discord work on the Killstream. He's having a lot of difficulties, but is advertising a call-in in his chat right now: https://discord.gg/DDnVHc9Q
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PWR can do it and he's a literal sped. What's Piggertits' excuse?