He's currently wrapping his backup gift, "Baby's First Bag of Beer Bottle Shards."
Aaron Imholte confirmed rumble studio gives you an extra 200-300 views. Ralph is never streaming to more than 100 real people unless it’s a pillstream.
10-15 heroin addicts, Adolwulf and 1-2 highly online autistic alogs, perhaps hoping they will capture Ralph's inevitable death on live stream.
Joke's on them because Ralph's the Mike Malloy of streamers. His organs are so wrecked from drug and alcohol abuse that you could feed him literal poison and he wouldn't notice it.
Shutter to imagine how much one would have to not shower to develop cradle cap as an adult.
202 viewers 2,5 hours in, that's a new low even for piggy standards.
Imagine how tiny his viewership is if he’s doing discord call ins. Soon the KS will just be a zoom meeting with his four viewers chatting about anal sex
And he’ll still da goals!
Ronnie was long gone by that photo, it’s many years into the divorced mom era. This was Ralph carrying on the Ralphamale tradition but with blunt instruments instead of edge weapons.
PWR can do it and he's a literal sped. What's Piggertits' excuse?
Over than the rare visits because he’s too poor to travel to see his son, Xander gets the same fate. The process repeats. Ralph is exactly like his daddy Ronnie (except Ralph abandoned the country his daddy gave him)
TBF I never heard a tale told where Ronnie denied the name his daddy give him to some rando.
Where can I read more Ronnie Ralph lore? He is a fascinating creature.
Ralph only gives out details about Ronnie when he wants to make himself look better in comparison. But some nuggets he dropped was:
Comparatively Ralph isRalph only gives out details about Ronnie when he wants to make himself look better in comparison. But some nuggets he dropped was:
1.) Diagnosed Paranoid Schizophrenic
2.) Named the Ralph family dog after his favorite drug dealer.
3.) Stabbed Ethan with a knife
4.) Stabbed Drywall with knives
5.) Would beat Sandra unconscious while commanding Ethan to "Hide, and Watch me!"
6.) Fled Arkansas and lived as a drifter in California
7.) Was dead for over two weeks before anyone found him melted on the couch.
His memorial service was held at a taco hut in West, Memphis.
Hit and miss here. If he dies off stream it’ll be unnoticed for weeks and months driven by speculation. If he dies on stream all he’ll get is a MATI segment and the Kino Casino burning down due to a lack of content afterwards