🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    386
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I didn't see anyone post one yet so i clipped the null call as it's own video. It's up on the rumble channel here, just probably needs a few minutes to finalize again like yesterday:


and heres a mega direct download link if you don't like rumble:

"You're a 5 foot little piggy living in an aluminum shed!" Null you legend lmmfao

Fucking went yard on that one man that was the game ender lol
 
I can't believe this dude actually argued with a video of David Foster Wallace. Can we call this pillstream "The Stream of Infinite Jest"? Sounds about right.
The call in Null made me realize something.

Ralph has the same attitude towards Null that Nick Rekieta has towards Aaron.

- Same drug fiend rage
- Same homosexual feelings
- Same narcissistic butthurt over losing to said person

The main difference is that Ralph has spent more time actively fucking his life up. Maybe when RagePig finally kicks the bucket, RageTwig will inherit the Mexico shack.
He has the exact same relationship with Jim, except he told him in no uncertain terms to fuck off and hasn't done anything with him aside from occasionally laughing at his dumb ass. The conversation with Null here or there gives him hope they might be friends again, which is cruel since this pig's brain is fried and his living situation unsalvageable. There is no going back for him.
 
God would be arbitrary and cruel to force Ralph into such an existence. Giving ralph the opportunities required to formulate his current wretched from is entirely above board, however.
Read the bible. It's not like God wasn't flooding the world or faking dads out to kill their sons. Ralph has all the tools needed to redeem himself. He could move back to the US, stop ragepigging out, live in a dry county with a drug free lifestyle. Instead, he does drugs all day, lives out of spite, and steals candles from churches. It's not like God keeps him on this path.
 
Read the bible. It's not like God wasn't flooding the world or faking dads out to kill their sons. Ralph has all the tools needed to redeem himself. He could move back to the US, stop ragepigging out, live in a dry county with a drug free lifestyle. Instead, he does drugs all day, lives out of spite, and steals candles from churches. It's not like God keeps him on this path.
Sorry if I was unclear, that was the point I was trying to make. Ralph is the arbiter of all the decisions that lead him down this path. God however may have provided the matches and gasoline.
Except it’s not an aluminum shed. Where did that even come from? As far as I know he lives in one of those mass-produced concrete boxes they call ‘apartments.’
I think it's the collective imagination coming to the conclusion that he's living in a Brazillian style favela, rather than researching the kind of housing that's actually available in Merida (which is still pretty bleak to be fair.)
 
Except it’s not an aluminum shed. Where did that even come from? As far as I know he lives in one of those mass-produced concrete boxes they call ‘apartments.’
Current accepted RalphaLore is he rents a garden shed behind his doctor/lawyer/personal assistants house. He left the concrete box apartments well before Pantsu split.
 
He figures he should buy vodka and repeat the successful formula again today. Ralph needs the money very badly and nothing gets him more attention and money than pillstreaming. Ralph is broke, and doesn’t even have his grand-daddy’s million dollar ring anymore, so he might just pillstream all week.
And so it begins, OnlyUseMeBlade arc except in Mexico.
OnlyUseMeGunt taking shots for $5 donations is about to become a reality, not like he has anything else to live for anyways. I wonder if those bikers who gave him their bananas would be up for tagging along for a stream or two, IP2 style.
 
Current accepted RalphaLore is he rents a garden shed behind his doctor/lawyer/personal assistants house. He left the concrete box apartments well before Pantsu split.
I would feel very owned if Ralph does a walkthrough video and proves to da keeeweee farms he doesn’t live in a metal shack
 
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
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Not gonna lie, I tend to react like this whenever someone tells me the greatest book they ever read is "infinite jest" and it's really clear they never actually read it and just heard that smart people love it.
 
Not gonna lie, I tend to react like this whenever someone tells me the greatest book they ever read is "infinite jest" and it's really clear they never actually read it and just heard that smart people love it.
Real niggas read The High Crusade where some English niggas carjack an innocent UFO in an attempt to get to Jerusalem faster and end up accidently usurping an interstellar monarchy because while the ayys spacesuits are laser-proof they can't stand up to longbows or cavalry charges.
 
How well would Ralph do on the clock test? The patient is asked to draw a clock face with the numbers in proper position and the hands pointing to ten after eleven.

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I think Ralph would call the clock a cocksucking motherfucker, a nigger, offer to sodomize it, and accuse the clock of working for alogs or Jews and refuse to draw anything until he hits 'da goal'.
I think he would repeatedly forget what he's doing. I'm not 100% sure how the testing process works, but unless there was someone there to repeatedly prompt him, he'd write like 3 numbers down and then start talking about his paw paw's cuckoo clock or something like that and just forget the test exists.

So that would probably be a 5 on that scale.
 
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