🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%
  • Total voters
    386
Drunkensailor said:
Where was the last minute anonymous cash app donation or the Jdanks superchat for the exact amount needed to hit the goal? Ethan is not smart but he can be clever when sober-ish, was this a 5d galaxy brain move? By preemptively stating that the show does not count, if the goal is not hit, he can simultaneously keep the streak alive and use it as an example of missing the intended monetary amount. This implies that all the other obviously fake donations are real, i.e., if he did not fake it here, he did not fake it there. For the record, I do believe that his 9-12 paypigs do most of the daily goal heavy lifting. However if two or three of them have better things to do that day, he has to juice himself to keep the masturbatory streak alive.
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Nigger he didn't think that far ahead. He just didn't feel like paying whatever fee to send himself money.

Look at his life. that little number at the bottom of the screen that means nothing is the only thing he has left.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Nigger he didn't think that far ahead. He just didn't feel like paying whatever fee to send himself money.

Look at his life. that little number at the bottom of the screen that means nothing is the only thing he has left.
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Excuse me ese, he is also an integral part of his kids and brothers life. He has a world famous website, priceless ring, shiny red truck, and señoritas lining up for his baby blues. What do you have besides a rapier wit?
 
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AnOminous said:
Have we seen that ring since Colombia?
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Sometime in the future, Piggertits' Mexican lawyerplumberbuddy is going to visit Xander and he'll tell him the story of the Ralpharing.

"This ring. This ring was on your daddy’s trotter when he was shot in Tijuana. He was captured, put in a Mexican prison. He knew if the spics ever saw the ring it’d be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that ring was your birthright. He’d be damned if any beaners were gonna put their greasy brown hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this ring up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the ring. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was able to sneak over the US border. And now, little man, I give the ring to you."
 
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Piggy's diet seems to work well, he's rapidly losing viewers, now down to 172, impressive.
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Don't worry, Ralph! We all know the ring was worthless. If you want to keep LARPing as a Papa's ring guy, you can easily get a replacement for 35 bucks on Etsy. They'll even ship to Mexico in a lot of cases. Some of them might even be made of a better metal that won't cause you to break out!
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
no that's with the bot viewers. Whichever one of you retards who does it will give the tally but its like 8 real chatters in there.
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It’s useful for following trends though. which continue to be down, down and down. He’s bleeding viewers, circling the drain slowly but surely.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Don't worry, Ralph! We all know the ring was worthless. If you want to keep LARPing as a Papa's ring guy, you can easily get a replacement for 35 bucks on Etsy. They'll even ship to Mexico in a lot of cases. Some of them might even be made of a better metal that won't cause you to break out!
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He could probably just buy a real gold ring for $35 in Mexico.
 
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