🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits read my post, sent a cope tweet
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Pure coincidence I’m sure, totally NOT him staying glued to this forum 24/7. Have fun running those errands, piggy.
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Rage Pig said:
and is now forced to do a show, but he has no guest.
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KC will be interviewing that Momma K person from the ongoing Rekieta disaster. You’d think Ralph the Internet Legend would have scored someone similar as a guest. Bummer.
Rage Pig said:
Another goal missed,
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So many. Hackamania which he was absolutely going to be at… until he wasn’t. The big return trip to the teen porn compound in Colombia this month, also not happening, along with ‘Ralphamania 2.’ Nada, never to be mentioned again. Guess that open invitation to come party with Hunter the teen porn king ANY TIME is no longer on the table? And that big move to Cali? Guess that’s not happening either.

Sucks to be Ralph.
 
Um... said:
Pure coincidence I’m sure, totally NOT him staying glued to this forum 24/7. Have fun running those errands, piggy.
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As a matter of fact, it WAS a coincidence if you wanna know the truth about it. I just listened to him say how he's not checking out any negative sources after seeing Nick Rekieta's disaster stream where he wouldn't show the photo data and realized that he has spent the last 5 years trying to correct the record and now he wants to focus on the show and growing The Killstream.

Today's goal was cut in half to $125 because he woke up late and he has less than 200 viewers. If he doesn't hit the goal though it doesn't count and the streak is still alive.
 
Rage Pig said:
Remember this announcement?
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Another goal missed, no show, last tweet 12 hours ago. Sweet dreams little xannie prince.
Edit: Piggertits read my post, sent a cope tweet and is now forced to do a show, but he has no guest.
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Jokes on you a-log he said as close to everyday as he can. He can't get very close because he's a retard and nobody wants to be on his show. Technically he didn't lie.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Jokes on you a-log he said as close to everyday as he can. He can't get very close because he's a retard and nobody wants to be on his show. Technically he didn't lie.
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I can only imagine how much the pigman reminisces in ye olden days. Where the panel was talking about some random sektur celeb, and they'd immediately try to jump on the stream. The likes of Boogie, Keemstar, Destiny, etc. Even those handful of white nationalist guys that were seemingly on the KEELSTREAM every other day. Like Mike Enoch (I think that was his nam, hell of I know) and some other dude that no one cared about. Now he's restricted to omega level hwite nationalist 'who's' that you can't really explain why they interact with Ralph in the first place, considering he's optically the polar opposite of a hwite nationalist.

Ralph is very much the type that uses a past success to claim credibility in the present. He obviously dwells on old W's all the fucking time. Like replaying the rap video to Adezero countless times (years after the Boulderstream was relevant or interesting), or haranguing about making 500k to Amanda (leading to the greatest question ever asked.... Well, after the Jewish question that my dad, Hitler, had a solution to, but I digress.)

However, there's one major drawback to that. He's CONSTANTLY forced to compare the present to the distant past. I'm sure he's well aware that things will never revert back to his golden age, but he's absolutely holding onto to an inkle of hope that things will naturally get better. I say naturally because Ralph has shown zero capability of changing. He's, quite literally, not done a damn thing to improve his life in any meaningful way in forever. Maybe ever? The only thing I could argue is attending college, but that didn't require much intention from the Ralphamale nor did it pan out either. Hell, if anything, it put a figurative ball and chain on his trotters that you can't really escape by ignoring it.

Tl;dr - Piggly Niggly is constantly living in the past and it eats him up every waking moment when he compares it to the present.
 
Today's numbers:

Rumble viewers: 216

Totally real chatters: 12

FeoViejo
RockyMcCobb
w1n55t
CopeHarder
Dickly
Kioskman
McMufffin
ErrGnomeous
HBEP
OriginalMrMan
StephaneFrechette
MistressMeg
 
So one of the ladies that wrote the Rekieta omnibus also bumped into the hog himself. He was apparently eyeing her up and down to determine whether she was an alog. She also claims he's 5'5. No idea how to clip on Kick, but it's on the ongoing KC stream.

 
HackerX said:
So one of the ladies that wrote the Rekieta omnibus also bumped into the hog himself. He was apparently eyeing her up and down to determine whether she was an alog. She also claims he's 5'5. No idea how to clip on Kick, but it's on the ongoing KC stream.
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Here's the clip
 
Blue Gunty said:
Today's goal was cut in half to $125 because he woke up late and he has less than 200 viewers. If he doesn't hit the goal though it doesn't count and the streak is still alive.
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Good idea to move the goalpost, Piggertits. Couldn't even reach half of the half goal. 4 hours streamed, $53 earned. He has reached the income level of a teenager in his first week at a fast food restaurant, not bad for a 39 years old pig.
 
Rage Pig said:
Good idea to move the goalpost, Piggertits. Couldn't even reach half of the half goal. 4 hours streamed, $53 earned. He has reached the income level of a teenager in his first week at a fast food restaurant, not bad for a 39 years old pig.
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There's something poetic about the "You can't peacefully sunset the Killstream" background as he ends the stream without reaching half of his goal, which was already half of his usual goal. Many people get paid more to take dumps on company time than what he made today. Didn't even bother to include da goal streak even though da goal and da streak are essentially meaningless.
 
Rage Pig said:
Good idea to move the goalpost, Piggertits. Couldn't even reach half of the half goal. 4 hours streamed, $53 earned. He has reached the income level of a teenager in his first week at a fast food restaurant, not bad for a 39 years old pig.
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The goal appears to have more lives than Cldo at this point.
 
Rage Pig said:
Good idea to move the goalpost, Piggertits. Couldn't even reach half of the half goal. 4 hours streamed, $53 earned. He has reached the income level of a teenager in his first week at a fast food restaurant, not bad for a 39 years old pig.
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Where was the last minute anonymous cash app donation or the Jdanks superchat for the exact amount needed to hit the goal? Ethan is not smart but he can be clever when sober-ish, was this a 5d galaxy brain move? By preemptively stating that the show does not count, if the goal is not hit, he can simultaneously keep the streak alive and use it as an example of missing the intended monetary amount. This implies that all the other obviously fake donations are real, i.e., if he did not fake it here, he did not fake it there. For the record, I do believe that his 9-12 paypigs do most of the daily goal heavy lifting. However if two or three of them have better things to do that day, he has to juice himself to keep the masturbatory streak alive.
 
Drunkensailor said:
Where was the last minute anonymous cash app donation or the Jdanks superchat for the exact amount needed to hit the goal? Ethan is not smart but he can be clever when sober-ish, was this a 5d galaxy brain move? By preemptively stating that the show does not count, if the goal is not hit, he can simultaneously keep the streak alive and use it as an example of missing the intended monetary amount. This implies that all the other obviously fake donations are real, i.e., if he did not fake it here, he did not fake it there. For the record, I do believe that his 9-12 paypigs do most of the daily goal heavy lifting. However if two or three of them have better things to do that day, he has to juice himself to keep the masturbatory streak alive.
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Nigger he didn't think that far ahead. He just didn't feel like paying whatever fee to send himself money.

Look at his life. that little number at the bottom of the screen that means nothing is the only thing he has left.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Nigger he didn't think that far ahead. He just didn't feel like paying whatever fee to send himself money.

Look at his life. that little number at the bottom of the screen that means nothing is the only thing he has left.
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Excuse me ese, he is also an integral part of his kids and brothers life. He has a world famous website, priceless ring, shiny red truck, and señoritas lining up for his baby blues. What do you have besides a rapier wit?
 
Drunkensailor said:
Excuse me ese, he is also an integral part of his kids and brothers life. He has a world famous website, priceless ring, shiny red truck, and señoritas lining up for his baby blues. What do you have besides a rapier wit?
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Have we seen that ring since Colombia?
 
AnOminous said:
Have we seen that ring since Colombia?
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Sometime in the future, Piggertits' Mexican lawyerplumberbuddy is going to visit Xander and he'll tell him the story of the Ralpharing.

"This ring. This ring was on your daddy’s trotter when he was shot in Tijuana. He was captured, put in a Mexican prison. He knew if the spics ever saw the ring it’d be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that ring was your birthright. He’d be damned if any beaners were gonna put their greasy brown hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this ring up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the ring. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was able to sneak over the US border. And now, little man, I give the ring to you."
 
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