6/19/25
(this post has been delayed due to constant "too long" errors and the forum wiping everything i write constantly. Honestly,
if this issue isn't addressed in some way im probably done posting if you want to know the truth about it!)
Ralph watched the recent debate between Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson. After 30 minutes of silence, Ralph finally thinks of something to say: "It's not... It's not true!"
Ralph plays with Cldo, cat looks like it's a taxidermy in several parts
Ralph is upset over the phone app
Rappi withholding $1 dollar. His cards are stuck on pending and he can't order gas station chip bags and cigarettes at the moment.
Ralph has a Uber Eats Premium account for the sole purpose of having someone get cigarettes for him even though there's a store within walking distance
Ralph lives with / used to live with mice in his home

Ralph gets whisked away and then drops his coffee mug. Apparently May bought it for him and he drinks out of it to spite her
Ralph defending My Little Horsie again, admits just watching this show is enough to get him to drink
Ralph quietly extends the show to hit the goal (even though the extension is supposed to be the reward for hitting the goal). After 47 minutes of fox news and staring at his phone, Ralph is bailed out with a $86 dollar donation. Ralph also plays with his makeup at the end and complains it's too hard so he's going to microwave it instead
bonus pig: Ralph eating a very gooey, white substance by the spoonful
