🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 276 71.7%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.3%
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HackerX said:
That's what I'm trying to get at. If his residence is in Mexico and he's doing the KEELSTREAM in Mexico, how does the Mexican government interpret that? Not that I think the Mexican government cares enough to look into a dude making $500 a week on YouTube, nor that the Ralphamale's business paperwork is on the up and up, but it'd be silly if the Mexican IRS starts knocking on Ralph's shed.
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Maybe the Mexican government thinks he’s doing something on OnlyFans and no one wants to bite the bullet and check it out?
 
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6/19/25
(this post has been delayed due to constant "too long" errors and the forum wiping everything i write constantly. Honestly, if this issue isn't addressed in some way im probably done posting if you want to know the truth about it!)
Ralph watched the recent debate between Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson. After 30 minutes of silence, Ralph finally thinks of something to say: "It's not... It's not true!"

Ralph plays with Cldo, cat looks like it's a taxidermy in several parts

Ralph is upset over the phone app Rappi withholding $1 dollar. His cards are stuck on pending and he can't order gas station chip bags and cigarettes at the moment.

Ralph has a Uber Eats Premium account for the sole purpose of having someone get cigarettes for him even though there's a store within walking distance

Ralph lives with / used to live with mice in his home
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Ralph gets whisked away and then drops his coffee mug. Apparently May bought it for him and he drinks out of it to spite her

Ralph defending My Little Horsie again, admits just watching this show is enough to get him to drink

Ralph quietly extends the show to hit the goal (even though the extension is supposed to be the reward for hitting the goal). After 47 minutes of fox news and staring at his phone, Ralph is bailed out with a $86 dollar donation. Ralph also plays with his makeup at the end and complains it's too hard so he's going to microwave it instead

bonus pig: Ralph eating a very gooey, white substance by the spoonful
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lowly kiwi merchant said:
Guntys filter app went haywire during the last stream. Trying to hide those bags under his eyes. How can a person be so exhausted from doing nothing? Must be crying all the time in his concrete shack.
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LOL. "Take everything the media says with a grain of salt", says the 40 year old man who's using a beauty filter to help him not look like a 60 year old woman. It's twooo!!! Common Ralphamale W
 
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6/21/25 - Gaberaelites Bomb Killstream HQ​
Ralph had a bonus show today. During the stream, Ralphs brethren across the sea got bombed into oblivion, which made Ralph incredibly angry and hungry for seemingly unobtainable cigarettes.

During the entire stream, Ralph was per-occupied trying to get a Mexican to deliver cigarettes to his door (despite having around 20 hours to do so since the last broadcast). While going through the apps, Ralph admits that Rappi stole his $1 dollar he mentioned a few days ago:

Eventually the distress of his Iranian leaders getting wiped off the planet made him upset enough to remove his sunglasses for the rest of the stream. It also made him very hungry.

As we go through the remaining clips, I'd like you to pay attention to how much his eyes are constantly darting around and too shy to look into the camera for any lengthy amount of time. This is what a man baby with a no e-daddies remaining looks like: lost, scared, confused and totally alone.
Ralph has so much garbage around him he has to "lean around" it: "It's not that bad..."

Ralph uses a banana phone, ralphs pig ears out in full force
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Ralph gets hyped over a video of Roman soldiers wiping out a bunch of jews, complete with hog dance.
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Ralph hears "God Bless America" and becomes flabbergasted

Ralph dances to some Nazi tunes and salutes Hitler, catches himself too late

Ralphs pill tapering seems to be having some road bumps as Ralph appears to be losing his grip on his motor system. Ralph has a stutter (0:03) followed by a strange neck turn (0:05)

Ralph acting odd again, a quick, deep sniff followed by a head shake (0:03), Ralph speaking gibberish "cellular(???) is it forever war!" (0:10), Ralph stares off into the distance and suddenly grins (0:15)

Ralph attempts to bait a Mexican with a 100 peso tip to send him cigarettes.

Finally, after creating an alt account and forgetting to add the tip to lure some brownies to his door, Ralph finally walks off his show to go grab cigarettes himself. Before he goes however, he allows Gabe Hoffman to rape him in the ass and then take over his show, uh-mayzin!
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Bonus pigs:
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From last months Mexican "Feast" where Ralph appears to eat shit (0:05). Ralphs face is too far into the trough to see him most of the time, but you can audibly hear him chow down at a few points.
 
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Quick question. Why does Ralph bother with the hating Israel larp? Who tunes into the KEELSTREAM to watch him watch CNN? I get occasional tidbits or segments here and there, but he wasn't notable for his political insight in his heyday. He's supposed to be king of the (long dead) sektur. That's drama. That's IBS. That's retards in the Internet being retarded on the Internet. Why not just cover non-sektur related drama? That's an infinitely better idea than trying to prop himself up as a faux-rightwing political streamer who watches CNN all day. Especially since he's not even right wing (voted for Obama twice and doesn't live in the US) and he's so boring when discussing politics.
 
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HackerX said:
Quick question. Why does Ralph bother with the hating Israel larp? Who tunes into the KEELSTREAM to watch him watch CNN? I get occasional tidbits or segments here and there, but he wasn't notable for his political insight in his heyday. He's supposed to be king of the (long dead) sektur. That's drama. That's IBS. That's retards in the Internet being retarded on the Internet. Why not just cover non-sektur related drama? That's an infinitely better idea than trying to prop himself up as a faux-rightwing political streamer who watches CNN all day. Especially since he's not even right wing (voted for Obama twice and doesn't live in the US) and he's so boring when discussing politics.
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Ronnie used to beat him every time Israel was in the news before he went full schizo and abandoned the family.
 
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