Mexico is literally killing this dude. Lost the Horse and Cozy Rozy because she hated it, trashed the truck not knowing how to drive down there, dog dead because of the mexican vaccinations, cat sick and he ain't looking so good either.
Asamaddaoffactifyouwannaknowthetruthabouit it would have been 7 if skaithey had been able to connect to wifi from his dumpster behind Walmart.
I don’t think he’d be able to get a job. For all their flight into America, Mexicans absolutely have hated the irony of Americans coming to Mexico to do remote jobs which have been driving up housing prices. Not to mention Ralph still cannot speak Spanish all while having zero job history. Locals won’t take too kindly to that kind of gringo taking their jerbs
That's what I'm trying to get at. If his residence is in Mexico and he's doing the KEELSTREAM in Mexico, how does the Mexican government interpret that? Not that I think the Mexican government cares enough to look into a dude making $500 a week on YouTube, nor that the Ralphamale's business paperwork is on the up and up, but it'd be silly if the Mexican IRS starts knocking on Ralph's shed.
Has he obtained permanent residency yet? I was fiddling around asking llms question about what a loss of income on a temporary residency is and it does fuck with renewal. There’s a monthly and savings requirement (not going to bother with savings because it’s Ralph he has no savings)
Doesn't seem like it. Ruling out the financial pathways for obvious reasons, his only shot is the 4 consecutive years as a temporary resident. I'm not sure if he's already hit that or how close, but it is interesting that he was talking about moving to California a month ago. Considering this is Ethan Ralph and he always lets small things turn into big things because he's retarded, I wonder if those things are related.
Gentrification isn't popular with a lot of people, not just Mexicans. There were a lot of communities in the US bitching about COVID remote workers moving out of major cities and jacking up prices.
It’s 4 years as a temp residence with $4,185-$4,600 USD of income over the last 6 months. For permanent residence he’ll need $16,740–$18,400 USD in income over the last 6 months (after 4 years of temp residence). These are direct quotes from Ralph’s veterinarian so take it with a grain of salt. Savings again isn’t an option for Ralph to qualify for it (because Ralph) and there’s also an option if you own property (again unavailable because Ralph)
That'd be awesome TBH. Ralph doing real outlaw shit so that Mexican authorities won't drag him back to the country his daddeh gave him. I'm hoping that there'll be a 'Ralphafinances' chapter in his unreleased grimoire that's found after he croaks.
Looking back the gunt hunt started in September 2022 and it being current year of 2025 he’s going to have a renewal or permanent residency coming up next year so it’s going to be interesting to see if we get a glimpse of his income. If he bounces, like he was thinking, then he’s obviously in much dire straits because he can’t afford to stay and would get kicked out or fined out the ass. Or he stays but doesn’t get residency that’s another tell of his income. Doubtful Mexicans will accept his “as a matter of fact that’s the truth of it” by him just printing out fake donations without bank statements to back him up, just a fun thing to waste time thinking about on a lazy Saturday in a dying Sektur
If he can't afford Mexico Haiti might take him......as dinner
Maybe the Mexican government thinks he’s doing something on OnlyFans and no one wants to bite the bullet and check it out?
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LOL. "Take everything the media says with a grain of salt", says the 40 year old man who's using a beauty filter to help him not look like a 60 year old woman. It's twooo!!! Common Ralphamale W
